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Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

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the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago crystallinewaves
real-chicago reblogged crystallinewaves

“screen time screen time screen time screeeeEEEEEEEE” before the smartphone, kids were so bored they’d play with explosives, vandalize local infrastructure and harass old people for entertainment.

fund libraries. fund makerspaces. fund youth sports. enable kids to actually go places without having to ask someone to drive them everywhere. excessive reliance on digital spaces is a symptom of having nothing else to do.

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago 1969chevycamaro
real-chicago reblogged 1969chevycamaro

I think we should rework income tax.

Income tax is now exponential.

If you make below a certain, very small amount, you will not have your income taxed.

Above that amount, the income tax scales exponentially.

Once income after tax is equal to three million, the rule changes. The rich will only get three million of their income, the rest is taxed.

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real-chicago nerdylittlebugcreature
real-chicago reblogged nerdylittlebugcreature

I love all those “credits song for my death” remixes because so many take something sad and pour hope into it (e.g. credits song for my death but I’m not done yet., post-credits song for my resurrection, etc)

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real-chicago pangur-and-grim
real-chicago reblogged pangur-and-grim

I’m so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition…..when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs…….my stupid fucking horse fell over.

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago rins-batcave
real-chicago reblogged rins-batcave

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

Bruh. This needs to be a mandatory post on everybody’s blog. Y'all really be pullin out decade old receipts like woah.

Either you want people to grow and change or you want people to stay evil villains soyou can feel superior as you shame them.

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago patrik6090
real-chicago reblogged patrik6090

pinterest simulator

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago big-condiments-official
real-chicago reblogged big-condiments-official

“public schooling in america is by and large not designed for ideal learning and has a lot of fucked up incentives and structures that encourage mistreatment of children” ✅

“it would be preferable to have no structure or standardization and just go by vibes” ❌

“education itself is the problem, knowledge is fake, math and writing are unimportant, and ignorance is wisdom” ❌❌❌

“homeschooling and private schooling is the solution to these problems”❌❌❌❌

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago
real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago
real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago
real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago ilikedeltarune-notyou
real-chicago reblogged ilikedeltarune-notyou
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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago
real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago totally-india
real-chicago reblogged totally-india

They’re trying tk take my chillis away. They want me to put a single tsp of chili powder. I can snort a tsp and not feel a thing wth

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago crystallinewaves
real-chicago reblogged crystallinewaves

Starting a collection

It’s fun to stay at the

Had to give their unbridled joy a doodle

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we’ve reblogged from one another

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I’m snorfin’ here! X3

In going to queue this so many times >:)

queue go brrrr

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

See Results

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

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real-chicago kristiliqua
real-chicago reblogged kristiliqua

FRAUD OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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real-chicago ilikedeltarune-notyou
real-chicago reblogged ilikedeltarune-notyou

One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it