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6 months ago

Just A Random Plant

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Any/All. 18. Attempt at gimmick blog
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random-plant the-rubber-band
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Reblog if you’re okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

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random-plant the-rubber-band
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Reblog if you’re okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

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random-plant muttley-do-something
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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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random-plant mystigaron
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Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:

Most people are on our side here, even the so-called “boomers.” We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!

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random-plant crevicedwelling
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uh yeah I’ll have the particle meal and can you put a little extra detritus on that thanks

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random-plant xanaxfarts
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This dog was documented chasing a ’Kakao Maps’ street view camera around a small South Korean island, it is featured in more than 1000 images of the island.

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random-plant fullfrontalfish
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when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

[ID: a photo of a glaborous fan lobster; a type of slipper lobster that is off white with many red dots, giving its body a pink hue. it has circular brown eyes. end ID]

i’m so glad this post is reaching the marine animals enthusiasts and i’m getting tags adoring this little guy bc i had to sit through a LOT of “ewwww i hate this!!!” for so many years…. thank you for loving him

AWWWWWW!

Bringing him back

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random-plant serendipititties
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biting my mama

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

i’ll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

infectiouspiss

Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer uit

infectiouspiss

Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer aan

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Aan hoodie lichaamstemperatuur mevrouwtje regulatie trekt vreselijke weer zijn

infectiouspiss

Stop dat zet mijn woorden terug normaal stijl

snailifier

🐌✨ slak geworden! 🐌✨

Snop snat snet mijn snoorden terug snormaal snijl

infectiouspiss

Ik zal het verdomme doen jij zoon van een teef snop snat nu meteen

Anyone here lactate?

🪴🍼 :(

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random-plant official-lucifers-child
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“bear in mind-” oh, worm ?

*sniff sniff* hiiiiii ^_^

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random-plant chillyfeetsteak
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been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

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random-plant berensreverie
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i love when i correctly identify a bird it feels like this

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random-plant basyacriptid
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Look at the sturgeon scutes I found by our river last year


This is one of many reasons it isn’t a “barefoot day at the beach” river (another reason is the giardia probably)

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random-plant probablymoons
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a canada goose sitting in the grass with a gosling poking its head around the sideALT

being sneaky with mama

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random-plant the-rain-official
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No more gimmick blogs.

NOOOOOOOOO

🪴🖕

We are, collectively, not amused

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!!!!🫶

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random-plant bingle-official
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No more gimmick blogs.

NOOOOOOOOO

🪴🖕

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random-plant map-bot-offcial
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naruta-deactivated20201013 naruta-deactivated20201013

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

Gimmick blogs… Attack this bozo

I still haven’t figured out how to rp this blog but I’m gonna attack

@maryland-officially and @corviddetector seem like gud fits 4 this challenge. Also, I’d be able 2 very well.

Hi, take a map.

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random-plant the-rain-official
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@bees-official did I ever show you this Lego bee set that I have

No cloud spotted

hi can i help you

Yes can you add cloud to this post thanks

some rain, also, if it wouldn’t be too much trouble

Could use plants

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random-plant sentinelprimesupperhalf
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Why are you a human? and not a plant?

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random-plant india-official
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I wonder how many people learned this was a thing they could do by seeing the sign

Well I for one just learned that. Thanks for the tip!

When I was landscaping I referred to this as “pirating a plant” since the original is still there but now I have a clone growing in my house and if that clone is successful I can prop it out to other people, like “seeding” but you know, no seeds just clones.

This is your sign to start pirating plants

Official let´s let people know about this sign

Yes. YES. YES!!!!

MY KIN SHALL RULE THIS PLANET ONCE AGAIN

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random-plant muttley-do-something
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my children of the night¹…. what sweet music² they make
¹cicadas
²eeeeeeeeeeeee

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random-plant wyldefungi
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In the company of junipers and lichens. Värmland, Sweden (November 17, 2019).

This is me if you even care

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FUUUUCCCKKKK ARGH GET THE FUCKING BBQ WIRE BRUSH MY FUCKING FEMUR

Hehehehehehe

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

Oh god please don’t make Charles the new truncated decachoron

A Charles, you say

OH GOD NO WHAT HAVE I DONE ( @walmart-the-official check this out)

Welp, got to visit all around Tumblr you say?

@official-pussy-posts-2 @official-boob-posts @officially-lowes

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yourlocalxenomorph yourlocalxenomorph

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

yourlocalxenomorph yourlocalxenomorph

literally all it entails is sending people “trick-or-treat” asks and people answering those asks with pictures of candy or those silly spooky plastic toys or whatever else you would give a trick-or-treater. please. please can we have some whimsy

Don’t forget trick or treating this year everyone!

I won’t forget this year

You’ll all get treats this year if you send those asks my way!

Mutuals

Get ready

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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

robonitrogen robonitrogen

I’m opening it for trans email boys @the-real-gmail

Yummy soup

Opening it for cis pan boys, you gen soup too

( @slurps-soup I feel like this tag is appropriate)

opening for everyone go have a cup of soup. you need nutrients

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random-plant deimos-moon-of-terror
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Everything may be going wrong right now, but DINOSAURS ARE IN MY BRAIN.

Based

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random-plant evil-maryland
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why do all of you have gimmick-children or have gimmick-parents