
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

It’s Gay Rights Gengar Friday
This, too, is yuri
Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

It’s Gay Wrongs Gengar Monday



marge was born to hag she literally should be at the club with her group of gay guys she should be on poppers tipping the dolls. homer took everything away from her he makes me sick