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Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you

also applies to sex btw

Especially applies to sex.

When I was in middle school, I really wanted a rat and my mama got me one before I had the chance to do any research, and I named him Mildew, and then I learned that rats get all fucked up if they don’t have a buddy, so I got him a brother and I named the brother Dildew. Something to consider if you are currently pregnant with twins.

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves

leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

I Do Whatever I Want

me talking about horror to normal people: its not torture porn, horror is an incredible medium to explore personal complex emotions and the genre at large can really speak to a society’s unspoken fears at a given time in history

me talking about horror to my pervert friends: ranking saw traps by how horny they are

When you hear about the Epstein files and you can’t understand how people can be so monstrous, keep in mind that every monstrosity that happened on Epstein’s island was legal just two lifetimes ago.

A monster kidnaps a barely pubescent girl, rapes and impregnates her, then traffics the baby. That seems like a horror story when you hear about it happening on Epstein’s island. But it used to be legal. They used to do this openly. It was not only legal to do this, but also illegal to try to rescue the victims. The police enforced that. The police were originally created for the main purpose of enforcing that.

Rich people acting entitled to do whatever they want? Large numbers of people engaged in human trafficking? Police making the most monstrous people look like saints compared to them? That’s nothing new. That’s our country’s history.

Historian here - the original tweet is actually slightly inaccurate, but only in that it is way too generous to Jefferson.

It is difficult to tell when Jefferson and Hemmings “met,” per se, but she was a baby when she was first enslaved to his family. He could have met her before she could even walk, and she would have not had knowledge of life experience outside of his household.

Fourteen was not her age when they met - fourteen is the age when some historians believe he began raping her. Disgustingly, there is still a lot of debate around whether or not there was “true affection” there, as though that would make any difference in this situation.

However evil you think Thomas Jefferson is, the reality is far worse. He spent as much time degrading Black people - especially Black women, free or enslaved - as he did philosophizing, and one of my goals is to ensure that his name is never mentioned separately from his abuses.

Surf Dancer looks at a shark that has crashed through someone’s roof.

In Oxford, in England.

(Yes, this is just a permanent thing in someone’s home. It has been there for many years.)

i bring a sort of “there’s a fatphobic terror at the centre of all eating disorders” vibe to the conversation that thin people don’t like to hear

you restrict your intake because you’re terrified of being fat. your parents taught you horrible lessons about food because they wanted to instill a terror of fatness into you. you actively encourage disordered eating behaviors into fat people as penance for being fat, because you’re terrified that maybe being fat is normal and not a big deal.

from the term “disc jockey,” more commonly known as a dj, we can conclude that music is descended from horses

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor

current aesthetic: all of the lights and windows in grandpa’s house disappeared

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

who keeps giving her these things

she ends up condemned too D:

damn bitch get it together

She’s a Darklord now too

This what my phone translates the last card to

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

And just in case there was ANY lingering doubt as to what’s going on here…

Also it is literally called ’Darklord Pleasure’ XD

In other news:

Maiden’s fall to the dark side has in fact done nothing to stop her raging kleptomania XD

Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story. [Alt text below]

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows

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This fanfic shit is easy

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

A morphine vial complete with syringe from the Victorian era.