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First thought that came to mind was Franco obnoxiously playing keep away with your seal coat. But this would be an interesting dilemma for him, Selkies are something that are not seen often due to humans taking away their fur coats for profit or them being killed after being mistaken for legitimate seals.

He doesn’t want you to leave him, you only humor him in the first place because he keeps on stealing from you. Besides you’ll become a permanent human if he keeps you away from your fur coat for too long so he probably lets you have it occasionally. A cute thought I have is him cuddling with your seal form, like how could he not? (Bro is living my dream)

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A more loving gesture would for Franco to STFU bc nobody wants to hear that shit

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She probably insists on covering everything in glitter too.

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Mother Gooseberry would have her kids’ artwork and arts n crafts projects on her fridge and on her bedroom walls. Yes she treats them like priceless artifacts and insists that you sit n listen to her describe the backstory and craft that went into it.

She has so many Mother’s Day mugs, cards and other items that she cherishes religiously. And she’ll know if one goes missing

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Her hands are rated E for everyone 😭✌️

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Since regular Franco has a tiny dick… does fem Franco have tiny boobs or… what are we working with here? Does she collect testicles instead of nipples? Foreskin?

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I feel like I’m diabolical for writing Franco and Mother Gooseberry fics but then I remember that serial killer groupies and the TCC exists so I feel better about myself

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Franco’s flirting is basically him admitting a premeditated felony I fear. Of course he keeps it pg around Carnia but when you’re alone… yeah someone wash his mouth out with soap. He’s over the moon when you awkwardly reciprocate his kinky flirting, finally someone matches his freak.

“I wanna… oh god uh, step on your face and walk all over you…. And you’re lying down on the floor.”

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Fem Franco with really bad internalized misogyny or murderous misandrist tendencies

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He’s creaming himself if you call him sir or any type of high authority (except daddy, do not call him that-)

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When you realize that all Franco wanted was his father’s affection and approval, that he couldn’t help looking the way he was and that he probably idolizes moms so much is bc their love is automatically unconditional but he was robbed of that sort of love so you gotta crack open a cold one

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Franco is basically those cats that come up to you and start being affectionate then have the audacity to get mad at you and bite you

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I had a nightmare where YagamiYato got her hands on the Outlast Trials and made bad audio smut of Franco

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Selkie Reader with octomerman Franco…

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Can you think of any European food that’s actually good?

Yes

No

….you know I’m golden on easy mode but I’m ashamed to say I can’t actually think of any European dishes that don’t contain any new world ingredients. Not “I can’t think of any that are good” but like straight up how do you cook European food with no tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, citrus, garlic, coffee, paprika, mint, or sage?

I’ll admit I do like fairly plain breaded white fish. but my preferred variety is pollock from Alaska, so…hm. We’ll need to do fish comparisons.

Also I do just like plain bread. So I can have nice plain bread and butter. But I think every culture with some form of dairy has a variant of that. Or plainly cooked beef with lots of salt. Everyone has salt.

But yeah. Our world’s food systems have been integrated for over a millennium in the case of Europe and Asia and Africa, and for many centuries for the Americas.

You know what I took a look at the notes and it reminded me sauerkraut exists.

I personally cook it with brown sugar in it, but I’m like 90% sure I could cook it with honey and it’d be just as good.

Also I personally do not like eggs or sausage enough to like the UK version of toad in the hole (tbf I don’t like the US version either), but it sounds like the kind of thing that’d be really good if you do like eggs and sausage.

My favourite dish passes the test, I think: chicken fettuccine Alfredo with broccoli. The only iffy thing I can think of would be that I, personally, pile in the garlic powder, and garlic is originally from the area of central/west Asia, but it’s not a main ingredient of the dish, so I’m not sure it would count for the dish.

Chicken Alfredo was invented in America.

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me attempting to keep my peace when trying to find a fanfic of an older male character that doesn’t make reader innocent, naive, coquette or stupid

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Franco is the type of asshole who does this shit, another morbidly funny scenario is that he tries to help you out by offering a tool you need to escape with.

“Lookin’ for this sugar?”

“Yeah, thanks-! Wait A fucking minute-“

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You obviously accept bc you cannot resist how sweet she looks, she has her daddy’s irresistible charm flowing through her. Franco obviously joins, it’s quite a comical sight tbh

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You’re definitely inexperienced when it comes to romance and sex, aside from your books that is. You’re definitely hesitant about your romantic feelings towards Franco because well… it’s Franco. Death, tomfoolery and everything in between follows him wherever he goes. You’re well aware of what Franco does for a living by now, everyone is. Is that what you want in a husband? You’ve always envisioned yourself getting with someone who’s in a similar field as you.

Oh but you can’t deny how your heart flutters when you see him with Carnia or how you fall so easily for his charm, even if it’s vulgar. It’s so confusing really, you find yourself getting frustrated with this moral dilemma. But don’t worry, Franco will help you see that he’s ultimately the better choice

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Need to spank Franco’s ass until it’s red n purple and he’s begging me to keep going in between sobs n hiccups

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😃 my entire life’s belongings are going to get auctioned and im gonna become homeless again all because im too sick to work a job like a normal fucking person

i know that everyone is stretched thin financially rn but even $5 from several people adds up. rn the only people helping are a few friends and they’re struggling too. im just trying to make it to this surgery and not die and its really really hard when im so stressed out over whether or not ill be able to keep a roof over my head all the time. i am exhausted lmao

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messed up the links on here (tired.) but they are now fixed :)

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Genuinely what am I missing for people to call Gooseberry a pedo?

The groomer part I get, she manipulated the children into violence and doing drugs, but calling her pedo? That part I don’t get

I HATE TO BE THE GUY NOBODY INVITED BUT THIS DISCUSSION IS REALLY INTERESTING TO ME AND I WANTED TO GIVE MY 2 CENTS. ( i am retyping all of this because my phone died last time so you know im dead serious )

to me, the problem with labeling mother gooseberry as a pedophile is not that it is an inherently wrong statement, and ill elaborate on that in a bit. but the common misconception with characters like her is that being a child groomer or child predator is synonymous with being a pedophile or sexual child predator, which is wrong.

mother gooseberry specifically did not outright prey upon children because she wanted to pursue them sexually, unlike her father, she, in her shattered psyche, was trying to “protect” them, to “save” them.

that being said, unfortunately, because of the sexual abuse brought onto her by her father and him likely forcing her to assist him in the sexual abuse of other children, pedophilic thought patterns, sexual urges, and intrusive thoughts are not going to be necessarily obscure to her.

when you think about the way she refers to the reagents, calling them children, treating them like children, pretending they are children, or genuinely believing that they are children, the way she delights at the thought of “punishing” or “disciplining” them ( in some voicelines you can hear her voice tremble with pure excitement and vague arousal when patrolling or snatching up a reagent ) or more honestly torturing or harming them outright, it has a certain… undertone.

when you think about the way she refers to franco, ( i want to make it abundantly clear that franco is a grown man and not a little boy, so mother gooseberry expressing sexual interest or attraction toward him is not inherently pedophilic or predatory, as he is still an adult capable of consent and reciprocation, it is her language and approach that raises questions ) calling him a little boy, making purposefully “innocent” innuendos and once again looking for an excuse to discipline or punish him in a way that is exposing, and may or may not bring her sexual arousal.. again.. the undertone.

she’s kind of a parallel to him in that way, franco having a fetish for acting like a baby, and gooseberry, while more plausibly deniable, having a fetish for acting like a mother. ( i feel like it is important to note here that not all fetishes are sexual and some people don’t even realize that their fetish MAY be sexual ) both of which being the cause of incestuous sexual and general parental abuse.

that is all to say, mother gooseberry does denounce pedophile and predators. she actively hates the idea of any predator or pervert trying to prey on HER children. but… so does Dr. Futterman, a headmate who is actively sourced from her abusive, child molesting, pedophile father, and makes similar innuendos. more often then not, child predators WILL actively denounce child predation, just as pedophiles who do not want to confront their nature or want to be considered “safe” to parents will denounce pedophilia. no sexual predator is just going to go outside and scream “I AM A RAPIST” and expect to trick people into jumping into their white van.

that is ALSO to say that while these desires may be existent, that doesn’t mean that gooseberry wants them or even realizes that they’re there. if anything, her hatred of perverts, predators, pedophiles, etc, might be motivated by the fact she is terrified of being seen as one. the fact she is trying to hide them in the first place is evidence she at least knows that these wants are immoral.

… im not sure where to tie this off. i really just wanted to toss my thoughts out here cause i love mother gooseberry and i love her writing and her representation for sexual abuse victims…. i hope this is interesting …

☝️☝️☝️

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I love reagent daughter asks, it’s probably one of the best things I’ve written for Franco lol.

Franco would find it so fucking cute and it matches with his aesthetic. One of Franco’s favorite things to do with you when you were younger was color coordinate or make your outfits match as close as possible. So you’re basically keeping one of your various traditions alive which makes him very happy.

He’s mindful about you keeping it as clean as possible though

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While Franco can’t get you your job back (as if he would bc that place was a shithole anyway-) he can offer you something better that benefits all parties involved. You become Carina’s at home tutor instead, not only will Franco pay you way better than any school in the area could but you’ll get to stay with the little family you cultivated.

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Maybe… maybe, maybe.. maybe

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Aww, I can see this happening after Carnia underwent another bullying incident and you had to fix her up. You go out of your way to make her look as pretty as possible because she deserves to feel good about herself. Of course you get flustered when she mistakenly refers to you as mommy but it makes you feel good. Franco appreciates it, shit you did a way better job than he ever could.

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Yeah, you’re getting your world rocked bro

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Carnia has a massive oversharing problem, you can’t necessarily blame her since she’s a Barbi. They thrive off of attention and will do anything to get it. Also she’s so used to people blowing her off or straight up ignoring her so she has a lot to say. Even if it unintentionally humiliates her dad. She’s going on and on about how great Franco is and then says that he has a lot of friends.

You’re intrigued before it quickly becomes apparent that Carnia just unintentionally aired out that Franco sees escorts. She wouldn’t have raised suspicions if she didn’t mention that Franco loves them so much that he gives them money or that they like to practice fighting. Franco and you uncomfortably stare at each other before you’re like “why don’t you tell me about yourself, okay sweetheart?”

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Reader must be invincible as fuck if you managed to survive this. So I imagine that the job itself must’ve been very sloppy this time around for it to not immediately kill you. Gooseberry definitely sees you as something to be pitied yet punished, you don’t just end up here without being bad first. She shushes your screams and cries of agony, gleefully ignoring your pleas to just kill you since she’s not done yet.

Mother makes the rules, we’re done when Mother says we’re done. She praises you for sharing with her after she takes your face, even going as far as to give you a replacement that just is sloppily slapped onto your exposed muscles.

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I could never get tired of teacher reader lol.

You probably let your feelings just boil over so you channel it into a simple peck on the cheek. Nothing too fancy or complicated, just a token of affection. Franco meanwhile almost creamed his pants, the soft sensation of your lips, the fact that you did it so willingly and that f/c lipstick stain you left?

You get nervous when Franco turns to you, hoping that you didn’t offend him. He then just yoinks you into the most sloppiest, wettest, passionate yet aggressive French kiss ever. His tongue greedily intercepts your mouth, grunts and whimpers leaving his lips as he holds you tightly. His teeth bump uncomfortably into yours, you can taste iron from his chapped lips. The cigar breath and the faint taste of sweet liquor creates a weirdly pleasant taste in your mouth.

His gloved hands balling up the fabric of your top behind you as your eyes widen with brief shock before you start returning his affection albeit gingerly. You’re a stranger to passion, the most action you’ve gotten was from the erotica books in your home and your own head. It’s so adorable to Franco as you awkwardly tangle your tongue around his and your hands try to find something to hold onto in the back.

You’re both trembling, needy messes at the end of it. God the shit Franco would do if he could toss you on your desk and fuck you like he means it! But he has to leave since Carnia is not only waiting for him but he has work to do. Pisses him off, damnit Salvatore! You bid him farewell, taking note of how pissed that he had to leave so soon.

“Y-you know Mr. Barbi… we could always do this on my off days m… I don’t mind.”