whisper sweet melodies into my cereal
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manic pixie dream ghost

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Coley/Haleigh| She/they/he | 27 | Professional Solitaire player for AntiFa Gaming | Hit me up for my infinite supply of cat pictures | icon by @TreeDraws (her username on every site) |
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jimi hendrix reacts to… his cheesecak…

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“I’ll take it.”

ONE PIECE | THE BEGINNING AND THE END

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Non cooking spray stick

Non spray stick cooking

Non cooking stick spray

Cooking spray stick

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Non cooking spray stick

Non spray stick cooking

Non cooking stick spray

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Holy shit he’s perfect.

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“when all you have a hammer every problem starts to look like a nail” is such a stupid fucking saying. like what are you saying. every problem IS a nail. it’s all nails. what the fuck do you think the hammer is for????

have you tried putting down the hammer and thinking about this again

what kind of suggestion is that? i have a hammer! i’m gonna use the hammer! its rsally effective on nails of course im gonna keep using the hammer. what a silly silly suggestion

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It’s like looking into my 4 year olds thoughts

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ishowdespair-deactivated2026012 ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

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babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don’t remember doing that…

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Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

For those who want the pic

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

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Does anyone know what to do

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anyway. onto better things

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ishowdespair-deactivated2026012 ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

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thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet

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for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

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mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

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netflix keeps desperately advertising me new shows whenever i open the app like “hey, hey look we got more Bridgerton, you watched a couple episodes of that years ago, you liked it right? or, hey! we got interview with the vampire! its critically acclaimed, its got gay vampires! you like this show right, surely you want to finish it? come on-” as if for over a year i have not been opening the app just to continue watching the same show that has been going since 1999 or the live action version of that show or the show’s various movies that are vaguely canon, i dont have time for your distractions, netflix i have like 600+ episodes to catch up on

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In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

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no language should be mocked other than french

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

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🎻💞 one piece enjoyers assemble, OPLA 2 tweets for the soul 🐳⚔️

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I think it’s funny when they’re mean to each other :3

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ONE PIECE RORONOA ZORO & SANDAI KITETSU

chapter 97 || anime episode 49 || live action episode 2x01

“You don’t know that sword. It’s cursed. The Sandai Kitetsu is third in a lineage of magnificent but ill-fated swords. Even renowned swordsmen who wield a Kitetsu blade all meet a tragic end.”
“How about we test what’s stronger. My will, or the sword’s curse?”

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everyone sounds like this to me all the time