if you somehow manage to bankrupt a casino, you don’t know business and economics at ALL

If you are Julius Caesar, DO NOT READ!!!

(TRUST. we are planning something cool - but it’s a surprise so don’t read. trust.)

Keep reading

this post pretty much uses the actual levels of secrecy that the real conspiracy to kill Caesar used

A weird gripe that I have

You have a mental disorder that changes peoples moods, something that would seem super complex. And then you do research on it and a lot of the results come up with either “It’s a hereditary risk” or “It’s your brain taking certain events poorly” or “some people could just be born with that risk!” Same thing for really rare conditions like Alien Hand Syndrome.

Yet if you even BOTHER with getting creative about the mental process of someone being queer, especially if you’re queer and just think ‘huh that’s kinda neat but what goes on in my brain to make me who I am?’ Scientists, psychologists, and pretty much ever extraordinarily qualified person that could take a look under the hood and tell me act like its a big fucking mystery on why I was born liking men.

Like idk the history behind it but it feels oddly targeted in a way I cant properly express.

Little thought

Donald Trump really tried to turn over a lemonade stand over 6 years ago because he was pissed he didn’t get to run it

and now that Trump runs said lemonade stand, he’s stopped giving free lemonade to people dying of thirst, cut funding on researching why his lemons mold, threw a Molotov into another lemonade store halfway across the world, put extreme terrifs on his lemon suppliers to make his workers grow lemons more, and is actively covering up the fact that he was involved in an elite ring of illegal fruit fuckers to save face for the lemonade stand’s personal views. Now he is SHOCKED that his suppliers of lemons are cutting ties with him and 56-60% of his customers fucking hate him.

If you word Trumps political actions as running a business, it’s clear to see why he’s been bankrupted 6 times.

Extra Fabulous Comics

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

reblogging for the second time

ALWAYS
REBLOG

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

Dignity is rare on this site. 

You’re hurting him

Roko’s Basilisk is just a Quora Christian Baby post but for some reason a lot of people took it seriously

If I wrote this into a dystopian manuscript and then sent it to an editor, they would say I’m playing to heavily into on-the-nose metaphors

im not taking the statement of someone named BILLY BOB seriously, cartoon character name

pee wee herman centaur

The Californian Grim Reaper

Never in my life did I think that ego-ranch sporting loser could make me more ashamed of my state for electing him but here we are

You Bet! 👍💪

this proves you guys don’t give a shit about veterans or else you’d know november is Veterans month

does anyone know if this is true

look at the bottom right one and ask yourself that again

Soldiers are being told that Trump has been anointed by Jesus

US commander said Trump “anointed by Jesus” to attack Iran: Report

US troops were told war on Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges

I am not surprised by this…

They have been aiming for this for years…

If I said I was anointed by Jesus to shoot up a cracker barrel I’d just be shot on the spot by police

The amount of disbelief I’m willing to suspend is directly proportional to how entertaining the show is. If a show is barely able to hold my attention and has betrayed my trust before, fuck you, that’s not how cutting someone’s head off works.

If I’m glued to my seat every week and can’t stop watching, then yes, absolutely, the professional athlete in a blond wig is indistinguishable from the 17 year old lead actress.

didnt read the first bit of the post and genuenly thought this was dracula in a absolutely FABULOUS polycule

What was y'all’s gay awakening?

(and if you’re straight, uh… why are you on tumblr/silly)

oooough fuck ude that’s big

Like and reblog if you agree…

Absolutely 💯 % & any others that don’t support America’s values period!!!!

they really aren’t even hiding their racist beliefs anymore

no

rename it to the Federal Bureau of Pedophilia Support at this point

autism tests are so funny. I’m extremely literal most of the time, but people don’t tell me that generally, so I’m inclined to answer disagree. because I’m taking the statement too literally

has a single SOUL on this earth ever actually been told their ‘too literal’

fucking a-right. arrest her along with the other pedophile protectors

The Streisand Effect in full view btw