me and my friends would’ve killed zack van gerbig with hammers i’ll tell you that much

call me britney bitch because oops i did it again

picking LINT off the SOFA????

@headaching us fr

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

last post lost traction so we’re starting over! i was able to get my account out of the red but kida and cece still need flea & tick treatments and they’re hella expensive. consider throwing some dollars our way if you can 🐱🐶

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Define sibling however you choose. 💛

People in the 1970′s were like “hmm might go to the disco, might join a cult, might get serial killed, might rob a bank”

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

“Died and came back wrong” -> Overdone. Uninspired

“Went into the washing machine and came back smelling worse” -> True to life. Horror in the mundane

obsessed w this gif i can’t stop using it for everything.

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it……. probably another Electronic-Mail

Saturn captured by photographer Daniel Borja

#Saturn #spacephotography

@headaching

there’s no wonder i am chasing the concept of returning the favour, i guess..?

[adding alternative edit + initial sketch below the cut bc i kinda think about blood a lot, but i need to find a better way to introduce it…]

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*biting my fist*

what’s your “if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs” thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

missouri i love you

actors aren’t real but sometimes they do want to fuck each other. and that can make tv shows either good or bad

booty shorts that say ASK ME ABOUT THE BOOK I’M READING on the ass

i think all of you look like your profile pictures

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thats our lanp.

day 1 without claudia

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day 2 without claudia

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day 3 without claudia (season 3 was announced)

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day 16 without claudia

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guy who has to talk about interview with the vampire every 30 seconds or he’ll get sick and die: im getting a lot of ‘interview with the vampire’ vibes from this…

“I want healthy gay rep in media” well I want gay characters who have to stand trial on the international criminal court

i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

Well man this is tumblr

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“just as I did, in 1983.”

you’d never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

i saw two bunnies chasing each other on my way to work if you even care

they should invent a uterine lining that sheds peacefully

patrick zweig’s favorite song probably