i made a shitty comic for pi day >:3

the older i get, the more i appreciate the competency and cooperativeness of those politicians who got together to kill caesar 

60 agreed to kill him and only 23 followed through with the plan, if I remember correctly.

i’m american do you know how siked i would be to get 23 senators to agree on direct action 

According to Christopher Andrew apparently only one stroke was actually fatal

that is exactly as effective as I expect most political action to be tbh

I think it’s my duty to tell the world that not only a single stab was fatal, but also a bunch of those senators accidentally stabbed each other (and some of them died because of the wounds) cause they were panicking so much while attacking Caesar

this is it. this is the taxpayers money in action. incredible.

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH, EVERYONE

Experienced heartbreak for the first time ever and IMMEDIATELY turned into a carbon copy of Grantaire— things aren’t looking good

Put my liked songs on shuffle play just to have some background noise to write my essay to, and fucking Spotify decided to make every song a personal attack against me

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it’s been a hard week.

Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience – expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.

#images#sherlock holmes#sorry i don’t turn rabid and marry the prettiest girl in sight at the push of a button my dear watson

Watson is like “of course I proposed marriage to a girl I met two days ago, I’m normal and make rational decisions”

#I read this part just the other day#He literally proposes within two days it’s crazy

Every Sherlock Holmes remake that tries to make Watson the straight man does him a great injustice. Mfer is a total madlad. Everyone’s like “oh he’s not addicted to hard drugs and doesn’t do chemistry experiments in his bedroom for fun” there are subtler ways to be completely unhinged.

The thing is, Watson may or may not instigate the Situations & Shenanigans, but he voluntarily spends most of his Sherlock Holmes, who DOES!

““Normal”“ people do not do that.

Watson will show up at Holmes’ place and be like “are you doing any investigations of super weird shit today” and Holmes will be like “yes I am cornering this dangerous mass murderer, you should come and bring your gun in case anyone tries to shoot us” and Watson will do it without question, thinking “I’m so glad he’s got something wholesome to distract himself with so he doesn’t take more cocaine”.

I think someone should have told me that sometimes a song will become attached to another person in your mind, and you will never be able to listen to it again without thinking of them. I just think a little warning would have been nice.

Hating people is easy. Loving them is easy, too. This is not an inspirational message about how you should choose love over hate, you can absolutely do both at the same time. When I say I’m a spiteful bitch and a loyal sheepdog, I am referring to one animal. There is but one wolf inside me, and it is chasing its own tail

Experiencing new emotions for the first time, and I feel like both the lab rat and the scientist. Most of me is suffering from the experience, and the rest of me is hunched over with a notebook, furiously taking notes, because this is ✨fascinating✨

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

Me constantly: I want attentionnn

Me when I get attention: they probably hate me now cause bothering them

Me when the attention stops: they DEFINITELY hate me now and it’s cause I suck

save me, weird sense of humor that only kicks in when bad things happen, sAVE ME

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Fighting for my LIFE to keep trusting and loving people, because why does it turn out badly every time?

Oh, so they call it a heavy heart because it actually physically feels heavy……. got it

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Hey, I’ll take whatever i can get

Reblog if it’s ok for ppl to spam ur inbox with asks. A weird question? Go ahead! Ask game? Yep! A very personal question? OFC!

I think Wisconsin is fake ngl

Please do elaborate

it just doesn’t seem real. like Wisconsin sounds so “I needed a name that sounds like a state name” - and besides that, have you ever met anyone from Wisconsin??

(the answer is no, bc it’s not real)

Are you telling me that Laura Ingalls Wilder made Wisconsin up just to write Little House on the Prairie????

I think Wisconsin is fake ngl

Please do elaborate

God yoinking up some random pieces of bread along with all the people

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

i don’t think Caeser reblogged this post

I need thissss

Some happiness in late March would be fucking awesome. In fact can we expedite that pls. Can I get happiness now. Immediately

Hate the feeling of missing someone when they’re right there in front of you

reblog if you listen to any of these artists

1. Cavetown
2. Laufey
3. Egg
4. Girl in Red
5. Chappell Roan
6. Conan Gray
7. Marina
8. Mitski
9. Barrett Wilbert Weed
10. Beach Bunny
11. SIX
12. Penelope Scott
13. Mother Mother
14. Clairo
15. Amélie Farren
16. Liana Flores
17. Sofia Isella
18. Emei
19. Rabbitology
20. Jorge Rivera-Herrans

Aka, reblog if you’re gay <3

I listen to most o’ these artists!

I listen to 5, maybe more idk I just listen to about any song and like it

Cool!

I WAS GOOD UNTIL THE VERY LAST ONE- EPIC IS MY FAVORITE MUSICAL

i listen to chappell roan and conan gray!

• cavetown
• chappell
• conan
• barret wilbert weed
• six

yup im gay

Laufey

Chappel Roan

Conan Gray

Marina

Mitski

Chat am i gay now?

• Laufey
• Chappell Roan
• Conan Gray
• Mitski
• Jorge Rivera Herrans (ayyy Epic the Musical my beloved)
• Emei

Um chat what are the implications of this 👀

Yessssss

Girl in Red

Barrett Wilbert Weed

SIX

Jorge Rivera-Herrans

⭐️ Cavetown

⭐️ Laufey

⭐️ Conan Gray

⭐️ Marina

⭐️ Mitski

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

whatever man fuck you *slides my opacity setting down to 0*

The sun is finally out, and suddenly everything is going to be okay

Is this going to be character growth or a Traumatic Event? Find out in the next episode, and give us a like and subscribe!!!!!!!!!!

Finally finished The Greatest Estate Developer on Webtoon, after following it for awhile, and I am having Feelings— the climax and the ending and everything have me foaming at the mouth

Also, I am an ardent Lloyjavi shipper, and these final chapters have only exacerbated that, because wdym Javier is the last person Lloyd calls to before he goes through the gate of reincarnation, and wdym Javier finally finds Lloyd in front of a gate covered in love locks, and what do you MEAN HE RECOGNIZES HIM, EVEN IN A DIFFERENT BODY AND A DIFFERENT WORLD, LIKE THEIR SOULS RECOGNIZE EACH OTHER WITHOUT SPEAKING A WORD, BECAUSE THEY’RE THAT INTERTWINED