So that’s why Will corrected Robin with „to date“ because the „make out“ was already ticked off 👀
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vampire mike and werewolf will is cool but i actually like them switched bc it would lowkey be hilarious for mike to tell will that he’s a werewolf and “be careful when i turn it gets ugly” so will prepares himself but when mike turns he just turns into this:
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where i go, will you still follow?
( co-authored by willthevvise )
❧ byler, cleradin, bravebyers, wisewheeler
❧ multichapter, 2.3k word prologue
❧ dual isekai; sir mike & mike wheeler switch places
( link )
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mike showing up at wills door step at lenora like
mike: heyyy
will: wha-
p!mike: HUZZAH
mike: yeah idk
p!mike: *clasping wills hands and falling into a bow* WILLIAM MY BELOVED I HAVE FOUND YOU
will:
will: u have one too???
mike: huh
c!will: HUZZAH
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mike acts like a cat around everyone else but a dog around will, in this essay i will-
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New Dracula adaptation idea: Dracula graphic novel, but each character’s respective entries/perspectives are drawn by different artists rb if you agree
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After hearing all the shit both my parents have gone through, I have come to the conclusion that I will from henceforth smother the hell out of them.
My God has blessed me with Mother Hen tendencies and those shall be used right.
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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word “spicy” to mean “neurodivergent” and one that uses the word “spicy” to mean “sexual content.” i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it
Twilight
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I just found another Stranger Things Plothole.
You know how in ss4 hopper neatly sliced a demogorgon in two? With a sword?
Doesnt that mean that sharp swords and daggers are more affective on demo-creatures than bullets?
Why didnt he pass on this VERY MUCH IMPORTANT INFORMATION to the others?
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PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!
this post is officially a decade old now
For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.
This is not a Goncharov, this literally happened, here’s the Wikipedia article about it.
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Two job-hunting resources that changed my life:
This cover letter post on askamanger.com.
A job interview guide written by Alison Green, who runs askamanager.useful
Alison Green’s advice works.
Alison Green got me all my interviews from 2012 onward, I am reasonably sure.
Alison Green is basically my life guide.
Mine too - she was my most visited website for the first few years of my working career, and I cannot emphasise enough how much her advice helped me navigate how to behave in a work environment. You name it, she has an answer for it. Definitely a life hack.
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welcome… to Nothing Park
“You have a T-Rex?”
“No.”
you didn’t do it. you crazy son of a bitch you didn’t do it
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, that they didn’t stop to think if they could”
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when someone tries to claim that something else was the greatest queerbait of the 21st century
SPN has the worst queerbait hands down.
ST has the worst ending hands down.
Do not even think of coming after me GOT fans I have watched all three of them.
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if you see Mike Wheeler being yelled at by a 5’8 guy with an aggressive bowl cut, leave him be. he’s EXACTLY where he wants to be
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The “Adrienette, Marichat, Ladrien, and Ladynoir” love square walked so that the “Byler, Bravebyers, Wisewheeler, and Cleradin” love square can run.
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There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that
But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand
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guys this bravebyers wisewheeler byler cleradin love square shit feels like miraculous ladybug all over again and i’m eating it UP
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In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it’s also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What’s the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car’s haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
….Ah
ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative
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need another gothic byler fic with mike as a vampire and will as his cursed human soulmate
“You didn’t care to tell me that he’s a…vampire?” BY lixsun.
LINK IN THE POST’S COMMENT
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will “did you just fucking ‘bump of the elbow’ me” byers and mike “yeah i did and what about it” wheeler
Mike seriously went from being a few feet away to invading Will’s personal space in just a few steps, enough to get a reaction from Will.
“iT wAs NeVeR eVeN hInTeD!”