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that one bitch
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might fuck around and die idk any pronouns | 17 (thousand) | queer(?)
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WHY IS IT THIS CLOSE. STEVE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE HANDS
Guys quick vote Steve
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in like, 5 more years elvis isnt dead jokes are going to be really funny
What are you planning
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calm down guys, it’s only the 8th
At this rate, Caesar won’t even show up on the day. You tipped him off.
It’s a cannon event
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In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.
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ok this is so cute actually. this rocks. if the person who drew this ever sees this post i love you
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i love the differences between the people answering. on the floor rn
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Only on Tumblr is the Ides of March celebrated.
I love this website. We celebrate the assassination of a roman emperor without being judged.
Only on Tumblr do you learn that Caesar had sixty people sign up to stab him, but only twenty three stab wounds.
The man would definitely be afraid of Carl the Llama…
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Things Caesar did that ALL the other Roman Senators also did:
- Owned slaves
- Served in the Roman military industrial complex
- Be born into generational wealth
- Be born into an aristocratic class that literally had different laws and punishments applied to them than everyone else
- Got appointed (NOT elected) to the senate
- Was a coloniser and actively colonised
Thing Caesar did that made a mere 60 of the Roman Senators decide to stab him:
- Introduced legislation that said the senators had to pay their employees
- Expanded the senate to give representation to leaders of the places they’d colonised
- Gave citizenship to the people they’d colonised
- Extended voting rights to the colonised people
- Promised land to veterans
- Refused a crown dramatically
- Decided to change his role from ELECTED Dictator for a Term to Dictator for Life.
And if you’re thinking “huh, i was tagging ides of march posts about how much I wish my elected representatives would kill a certain orange turd and this doesn’t sound anything like him” …yeah.
Because the orange turd and USAer senate is NOT like Caesar and the Roman senate.
And no. It’s not okay to pretend or spread misinformation pretending it’s the same thing to try to encourage people to deal with your turd.
ALTThe Ides of March is fun because the situation (60 military vets only succed in stabbing 1 guy 23 times) is absurd. Not because it’s a parabel for modern times. It’s not.
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Everyone grab a knife to be ready for pi day!! Be sure to keep them for tomorrow also for no particular reason 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Happy Pi day!!!!! i think i’m gonna bake a pie for my awesome husband brutus, hes been working so hard with his senate buddies lately and he deserves it
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Tumblr isn’t giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.
Get your boops everyone!!!
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ALTI just put these together real quick feel free to use them.
Three (3) more days.
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the drama on trans twitter rn is that a trans man has a trans girl oc who doesnt pass and is pre-hrt, and all the twitter tirfs are calling them transphobic and nasty for making a “characature” of a trans woman. this person also has an oc in the same story who is a also a trans woman who passes very well and is very feminine, and its clear the younger trans girl looks up to her, but conveniently everyone ignores this other character who isnt “clocky”
and all I can think is how sorry I feel for pre-hrt or non-passing trans girls who see this drama, see other trans women saying awful things about this character’s small hips or her flat chest or broad shoulders or her height. how that makes her a characature and a transphobic hate symbol. and i just feel bad !!!! depictions of trans people who dont pass are important! those people exist and deserve love and representation!!!!