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Putting this on max volume the second foreplay begins

sex aliens are real and they fuck amongst us

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

Why don’t you ask my new vagina…

Instructions unclear: I have a UTI and my nuggets may no longer pass food safety standards.

I think the US government should make a baseless announcement that aliens are real and walk amongst us because I want to see how many people would start randomly putting their friends under citizens arrest for farting too nasty or not getting a hangover after drinking all night

Anybody want a couple yards of the Zodiac cipher quilting cotton

What the fuck

The Oregon data center situation is a really good example of how anti-ai sentiment on this website has such a totality over the average users mind that they don’t understand articles put in front of them. People on this website will refuse to understand actual situations that are happening because they want to be more mad at AI.

‘The Precedent Is Flint’: How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis

The article again for people who missed it but to summarize the issue

>a rapid boom of agriculture in an otherwise arid and less than optimally fertile region has resulted in a ton of water pollution from the fertilizers necessary to keep the agricultural industry there profitable

>the people in charge of cleaning the water struck a deal with the agricultural farms that they would provide polluted water for them to spray over their crops as a way to cut down on fertilizer costs

>this polluted water then re-enters the water table, and this is particularly drastic for winter spraying where there is no crops to absorb the extra nitrates

>the reservoir and water tables at this point are so intensely polluted that there isn’t clean water left

>enter Amazon

>amazon uses water to cool off their data centers

>normally this would not be a problem. data centers do not “pollute” the water they intake

>however, since hot water tends to evaporate somewhat, this results in any pollutants already in the water to become more concentrated

>because the water table is already so polluted, Amazon can’t source clean water and must use nitrate polluted water for their data centers

>this causes a discharge of more nitrate concentrated water which is putting additional stress on the waste water systems and requiring more spraying

>data centers are not causing the problems but are exacerbating it

>these data centers have been in the area for over a decade, because data centers are used for more than AI

>the presence in agriculture, the data centers, and the waste water solution were all orchestrated by about five to seven members of government all working together to make as much money as possible in a bunch of nakedly corrupt moves

>this includes the waste water treatment body blackmailing the state government to let them continue to do winter sprays or they’ll dump their nitrate polluted water into the water system

>all the while this has resulted in a bunch of health complications such as cancers and miscarriages

>the people trying to expose this are being targeted both by government and by under the table actors

>the whole situation is fucked and the state government isn’t moving to actualyl fix it

This is a very complicated situation. Here is what the average tumblr users knows about it

>AI data centers cause cancer

do you see? do you see why this pisses me off? do you see why I said that I think anti-AI sentiment is going in the wrong place? Stopping AI will not stop this situation or make it better.

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

me: oh cool i got a new follower, i hope it isnt a porn bot

salinamarcil805:

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to ‘walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.’ Still goes to my head.

straight people are so weird why does your cat being a girl feel significant enough to specify here.. your cat isn’t gonna fuck your stupid little hubby girl he’s all yours

Forgot how much I hate going out in my hometown… 50 something year old man eating with his daughter at our local italian restaurant is perfectly comfortable staring me down throughout their meal but if I say “can you start making eye contact with your family instead of me please” suddenly I’m the crazy liberal faggot

This is the same restaurant where a lady from another table handed me a card for her church when I was in high school but didn’t give my friends one. Something in the parmesan is making people brave

I should start running a blackmail operation on all the local closeted family men who work in construction and landscaping… I want that Switch 2 and I’m gonna get it

Forgot how much I hate going out in my hometown… 50 something year old man eating with his daughter at our local italian restaurant is perfectly comfortable staring me down throughout their meal but if I say “can you start making eye contact with your family instead of me please” suddenly I’m the crazy liberal faggot

Woke up screaming again

Took a nap and woke up sobbing begging him to unblock me & return my call then remembered I blocked him and hate him

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

Why don’t you ask my new vagina…

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can’t protect him forever

This woman is currently being sued by the state of Texas for scamming her internet followers and the husband in question was kicked out of the police force for brutality just fyi

If I hadn’t been in the middle of a substance abuse and mental health crisis when I went to a Last Podcast on the Left live show 5 years ago I would’ve had the clarity and dexterity to get on stage and try to fuck Marcus Parks

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

My career? Oh I’m a midwife/dula for cis gay male couples who want to simulate childbirth in their bathtub. My service is $50,000. I have a degree in graphic design.

Nobody even noticed I can’t spell doula because they were all too busy signing up for my service on Angie’s List

This is gonna sound evil and petty and stupid but I’m so glad I can enjoy this $1k king bed ALONE now. I think I’ll sleep horizontally because I can

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FUCK

He says ty <3

Here he is after using his abilities to shift our entire home into a foggy Silent Hill-like alternate universe

Norman’s eating normally again and back to binkying… I was worried for a minute bc he is usually so zestful but he was just constipated

blogging with my nuts out

If my ex was abducted by extraterrestrials and I didn’t get the chance to tour their ship or help recombine his dna into a slug monster I think the jealousy would be enough to finally make me snap

We now bring you live to some hoe in a cornfield

Grindr in kansas