Curious that Stand and Deliver isn’t part of Wrestlemania weekend anymore. 👀
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lost track of time and went “oh, dan and phil have their podcast out now!”. uh for some reason they DON’T?
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Actually, Brad is a necrophiliac and Athena is so in love with Eddie that she doesn’t care to fulfill Bobby’s wishes of allowing Brad to fuck him into the afterlife.
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I don’t know why but i see everywhere that people are talking about Jungkook and wooga, even on TikTok my fy page is full of dream premiere video and sightings of them together, what I lost ??? 😂
Today is so boring, pls entertain me 🥴
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You ever have such a thirsty thought that you make yourself laugh out of bewilderment?
Just asking…
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Things are getting really weird now - I just passed a bloomin’ deer on my way into town!!!
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Why are so many fandoms going through a weird purist era? Get that shit away from me!
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Why is my school iPad set up to be like a normal iPad? Where are the google apps? Why is there the App Store suddenly? How am I not restricted to any website in Safari? Is it broken? What?? Huh????
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Evil for me to have a nine am meeting immediately followed by a nine-thirty meeting every Tuesday.
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Such weird ski time data for Johannes?!
Bearing in mind that he spend his second lap behind/protected by Martin Ponsiluoma, still how did he end up with the 23rd ski time of the last lap??
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I am! I have a few saved up for when I have something fun to share but, as you asked, have this snippet that I haven’t put in a fic yet.
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“Pay them no mind, Jamie,” Sam told him urgently, slinging an arm around his shoulders to keep him in place. “What they put into the world will visit them in kind.”
Jamie absorbed the words through the rushing in his ears, hands still curled into fists at his sides. “Your dad tell you that?”
“Yes, actually,” Sam sounded relieved at Jamie’s willingness to listen. “He is a vey wise man.”
“Yeah,” Jamie agreed through gritted teeth. “Mine isn’t.”
With that, he abruptly shrugged off Sam’s hold and turned, already swinging.
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So I’m watching a roller derby bout for the first time, and I wasn’t expecting to hear the national anthem?