
Two American men eating hotdogs: Boy I love Wieners :)
Confused ancient Roman who just stepped through a time portal: Haha yeah she’s great. :)
things that make YOU a certified weiner
1: generalising. stop it! it’s stinky and unproductive
2: leaving ur banana peels on the floor. boring and sloppy
3: having a “no dinosaurs” attitude in a museum. the swag police called, they said you were LACKING!
THANKYOU. im going to poke you with my stupid sausage finger hands whoever you are /pos