oh come the fuck on
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i love tumblr why did i just get a notif for a reply i didn’t make on a poll that’s not mine
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Apparently Tungle is having fits. Only get so far down the dash and it just stops. Both on desktop and mobile.
Sigh.
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deliberately sabotaging my Tumblr algorithm by following tags that are bizarely specific combinations of characters that have no relation to my own sincere interests because I’m an intellectual masochist lol
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The stupid mobile UI rearrangement finally got me. Muscle memory gon be trying to forward everything I try to like.
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Making promises related to follower goals may seem like a good idea
Something like “If I reach 100 followers, I’ll release a Q&A video”
Seems harmless enough, right?
But if you aren’t careful, you may find yourself obligated to release a video of yourself eating an entire 32 oz. jar of mayonnaise on camera in honor of your Richard Nixon gimmick blog reaching 666 followers.
And to make matters worse, you may find yourself in a grocery store preparing yourself to purchase a 32 oz. jar of mayonnaise,
when you discover that the sizes they have are either 30 oz. or 48 oz.
You silently curse the Tungle Gods as you begrudgingly select the 48 oz. jar. After all: A Tumblr Follower Goal is a sacred covenant between a shitposter and the wretched souls who enable their buffoonery. You had to select the larger jar lest ye provoke the Wrath of the Tungle Gods.
I guess what I’m trying to say, is have fun, but be safe out there, kids! 💜
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tumblr has decided it loves heating my phone and burning through my battery recently, like moreso than umamusume. concerning!
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Unpaid version of the Tumblr app is so bad that it’s crashing other apps. What the fuck?
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Oh dip, thanks. Wait, so I know adding the // or similar spacers was the suggested strat back in the day for making sure it didn’t end up in the “discourse” tag (not that I guess that’s a big problem in this case but still), did the site change to make that not the strat any more or what?
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Reposting after saving as draft - weird that it looked fine on mobile, but on desktop it looked horrid, like something in compression got nuked. IDK, below on desktop looks washed out/steamed where the top pic is what I wanted.
And looking at this on mobile the original copied over to here looks bad.
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it’s really annoying mobile doesn’t have the button for easily sending posts to friends in chat anymore
am I dumb and can’t find it??? it’s throwing off my ability to randomly be like “hey this made me think of you!” I’m far to lazy to copy the url and send that instead 😩
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Wait a minute.
Did they finally give us margins back on image posts? It’s been eleven years!
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It’s my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Jesus Christ. My Tumblr account is almost old enough to have its own Tumblr account. Wild.