me: i flirted successfully.
also me: i paint my nails her favorite color once a week and always make a point on saying it is because it’s her favorite color.
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“i need someone to invent harmless cigarettes for aurafarming purpo-” FUCK YOU ill smoke real cigarettes im bisexual i can handle it for some fruity aura.
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kind reminder that miss hudson told sherlock to marry with whoever could tolerare his living habits (shooting walls, smoking constantly, lack of personal hygiene and such) and sherlock LITERALLY did that with william
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my dad said ‘that’s so gay’ (in a negative connotation), and i kept my face straight so he thought i was upset, but really i was trying not to giggle because the first thing that came to mind when he said that was 'that’s so girl wearing a skirt as a shirt’
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“warren, i understand why you feel the need to claim that you were an eagle on your podcast, you need a potential shallow audience to understand how great you are from the very start! but i know you’re great!”
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Blanche: Oh, if I weren’t a lady, I’d deck you.
Dorothy: You try it, I’ll have you on your back so fast, you’ll think you’re out on a date.
Blanche, mouth agape:
Dorothy, looking back at her like “try me, bitch”:
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Pharaoh beams back at Abayomi as he runs forward and sits in a studded, shiny throne, surprisingly comfortable and fitting. He stares in awe at all of his surroundings; the towering pillars, the sandy cielings, the designs lining each and every wall. He found himself knowing each inscribed word and story and meaning, despite not seeing it before.
Wow… This is great, is it not, Abayomi?
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Flyboy is on the same level as pretty boy as a term to me like it’s so adorable and demeaning at once I can’t believe it’s not just a term made up for star wars
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THE. THE SCENE WHERE RUAN MEI. WHERE RUAN MEI JUST CARESSES THE TRAILBLAZER WITH HER TWO FINGERS—
WTF WAS THAT. MY TURN WHEN?