Y'all ever ask the gods for something and just KNOW you were heard?
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u know, I in fact did expect for Charon to just be up on Olympus, and there he was!
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Not me trying to mediate and the “Chrissy Wake Up” song playing non-stop in my head!
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How the ROs’ (in relationship stage) would reply:
Zeus: “You have precisely ten minutes to prepare or flee.”
Hermes: (I’m actually terrified of what Hermes would do but-) They’ll probably give a subtle, risque picture themselves without anyone noticing. So imagine M!Hermes sends a picture of their hard-on straining against their pants or F!Hermes sending a picture of how their own underwear got soaked before the message “I miss you too ;) Now be a good girl/boy/love and behave.”
Dionysus: “NDJKASNDAKJSNDAJNkjdnksajnda” - Let’s just say they now have two problems on hand - Explaining why their state is red and warm to those attending the meeting/mission briefing and the fact they can’t stand up for a while. (And yes, they did nearly drop their phone that it made their msg a mess.)
Ares: “Brat.” Knowing Ares, they’re gonna have a solution to your ‘problem’ with a switch and a toy.
???: “Turn around, tweety bird. 💚 ”
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Anon inquired: hnnng precious heart-of-gold jock boy that needs to learn to stop underestimating himself go “bonkin” and we stan him for it
“ U… uhhh… wait, what? I ain’t none of those things! I mean, maybe the jock part, but… ” Yeah, he still sucks at taking compliments. After bashfully rubbing the back of his head, he finally lifts his gaze with a lopsided grin on his face.
“ Fuck it, what’s bonkin’? ”
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what a lovely day to remember the fact that hermes had so much faith in orpheus and his optimism that he gave him the tools to orchestrate his own failure even though he knew logically there was no way to change the story he’s seen time and time again. orpheus didn’t just make eurydice see how the world could be, he made hermes see it too, and hermes walked him right into destroying his faith in the world and in himself because of it :)
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So I’m taking a running start class at a college near my high school, and today I caught the lightrail (subway but different) a lot later than I normally do, so I was worried that I would be late. Anyway, I saw someone else at the station from the class and I kinda waved like ‘you too, huh? Haha”, but now that I see the teacher is in the exact same car as we are I feel much better
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i asked for a sign from hermes, and i opened my textbook right to the page i needed. thanks, homie
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Offered Hermes some Strawberry pockies today. Now I keep finding coins laying around!
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worshiping trickster gods is fun and all but like can my alter stuff stop disappearing and reappearing in weird places please ???
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I think it’s a difficult choice between astronomy and transfiguration. Both subjects require a scientific precision, but astronomy ties in closer to physics than I have seen transfiguration do, so for now - that would be my answer.
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I’m literally crying
I was looking up stuff about Apollo and Hyacinthus (because they are cute and gay) and apparently
Apollo fell in love SO HARD that he literally just moved into their house and refused to leave. (”he was seized with love for him, and would not leave the house“)
how do you handle that situation?? like what if you have guests over? what are you supposed to tell them about the weird music god living in your guest room? “oh, don’t mind apollo… he just… lives here now… apparently”
Also, this excerpt from a Greek play, wherein Hermes is a great friend:
Hermes: Why so sad, Apollo?
Apollo: Alas, Hermes,–my love!
Hermes: Oh; that’s bad.
(in hermes’ defense he though apollo was still sad about daphne)
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Must something be going on? We’re just extremely close friends. Kindred spirits. Similar to what’s between Paige and I, but not the same.
No two people are the same.
But what’s between me and Aslan, this kind of deep instinctive friendship, that’s something really beautiful. Your question seems to trivialise it.