I like mother Hunter
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Cant believe 2002 Survivor Series made a canon toxic Shawnter portion of their promo ad. (Im lying ofc I believe it.)
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HBTaker but Taker is God of Darkness
Basically almost Persephone x Hades trope
ft. Transmasc Shawn
So basically Undertaker was no ordinary wrestler, and no ordinary man, he’s a literal God of Darkness and the story was same thing as Undertaker lore, exception he found love at Shawn’s past life, he’s the Bringer of Light and Life. Until Paul Bearer ruins everything and that includes Shawn being killed and Kane’s rising, so Undertaker probably trapped Kane somewhere so that he’d never make trouble again and Paul Bearer? Demoted as a God.
Until in 90’s, Paul Bearer’s descendants founded Ministry of Darkness and hoping to find Undertaker, however Undertaker just wrestles as usual and not using his powers for evil.
Until he found his beloved that resembles to his lover, however Shawn Michaels can’t recount the times so he and Undertaker that time are enemies. Undertaker feels sad deep inside because poor guy his lover never remember him, but Shawn sometimes has dreams where he brought life and light for his beloved man.
Hell yea we want Hades x Persephone AU but Hades lost Persephone
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I HATE SHORT HAIR SHAWN MICHAELS
(Taking requests so if anyone wants me to do a wrestler then I should love to!!)
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In every lifetime
everyone’s hitting on Shawn’s Back as a damn weak spot
Like even though he’s post-op they’re doing it again *sigh*
give this man’s back a break bruv
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SKETCH SKETCH SKETCHIES TIME!
looks like Shawn can’t prevent this mf
(plus Idk how to draw hands ignore dat)
BRET WAS HIS ONLY CARBON MONOXIDE!
…at the same time his oxygen
BRU THEY’RE FR DOOMED TO BE SOULMATES
INSPIRATION (A LIL BIT):
anyway if in case im bored imma draw and post shiet (sigh)
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HARTBREAK/BRETSHAWN SHENANIGANS
btw if you guys make a stable pls name dem as Hartbreakers 😁
cuz they’re gonna break their ‘harts’ twice lmao
(ft. Shawn being menacing)
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YALL I GOT 2 GIFTS TODAY AND THEY’RE BLANKETS BUT ONE BLANKET IS SHAWN AND DAVEY AND THE OTHER IS OF OTHER WRESTLERS 👅
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Another excerpt from Brets book that I had to backtrack to find. The first mention of Shawn and its funny how it took one look for him.
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🎂🍰Happy Birthday to The Rocker, The Showstopper, The Heartbreak Kid, Mr.Wrestlemania, Shawn Michaels🍰🎂
❤️💔July 23rd💔❤️
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90s Shawn Michaels SFW Alphabet
A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Very physically affectionate!!
Random and sometimes overstimulating physical touch.
- A neurodivergent/touch sensitive partner may just have to learn to coexist with 90s Shawn’s need for touch.
He seems like the type to randomly touch/tap you and keep some type of contact with you for emotional comfort
- (ie. sitting beside you and leaning in so that your arms are touching, manspreading so that his knee touches yours)
B - Bonding (what is their favourite bonding activity with their partner?)
This man is soooo low maintenance… bonding with him is a case of beer in the backseat of his truck while you two drive around aimlessly.
Depending on what his day was like, he may want total silence, you silent with the radio quietly humming in the background, or the radio up with you two yapping back and forth.
- Make sure he brought his chew with him or he WILL drop everything and go back to the house to grab them.
You two also bond over junk food.
- This man doesn’t get to indulge in his sweet tooth very often but when he does, he goes IN. It’s a whole event and you’re apart of it.
C - Cuddles (how do they cuddle with their partner?)
This man thrives off of physical touch so cuddles are always a must
As long as some part of his skin is touching yours, he’s satisfied. He doesn’t need to crawl in your skin but he wants to feel you.
He likes to face you, so no big spoon/little spoon
- however, he def likes being little spoon so that his hair can get played with.
Hes on his back as you two lay down, holding you against his chest like a child does a teddy bear, his chin resting on top of your head.
D - Dates (do they prefer flashy or casual dates?)
Remember those drives with a case of beer in the backseat… yeah…. That’s your date, babe.
If you make a big enough fuss, he’ll take you out to eat somewhere in his hometown.
Shawn’s not cooking a romantic meal a home. Not saying he’s going to burn the kitchen down, but something will just taste wrong.
- Like that one time he managed to make the alfredo taste like soap and you winded up ordering takeout anyways…
Now, his cheat days every Friday? That could be a date night.
- He takes you to the store so you can both grab whatever unhealthy snacks you want (he’s getting pizza and cookies every time). Expect to have all the cookies, the pizza, chips, and ice creams, soda, gummies, etc spread out on the coffee table while you two pig out and watch a movie.
he’s low maintenance and will turn anything into a date night and have it at home…
so, moral of the story: you’re responsible for date night…
E - Ending (How would they end things with their partner)
Bro is calling you and breaking up over the phone…
- he’s too socially anxious and non confrontational outside of the ring when he’s sober.
He already knows your day-to-day schedule, so it’s too easy to just call you when he knows you’ll be at home and won’t have work the next day…
- at least he’s considerate enough to not send you to work with a broken heart??
F - Feelings & Fiancé (who caught feelings first? How committed is he? Does he want to marry you?)
He caught feelings first.
- He saw you across the way and couldn’t take his eyes off you.
- Once he realized that you guys worked at/lived at/frequented the same place near each other, he found joy in those few seconds he saw you every day.
- Not in a creep way, but in a “I really, really, really like this person and I don’t know if I’m good enough for them” type of way. “Look at them, all put together, and look at me” type of vibe.
When he finally gets the balls to come up to you or you come up to him, hell yeah he wants to marry you! Why NOT get married? Makes no difference to him. It’s kinda a no brainer for 90s Shawn because he’s really not taking it that serious
- “Why wouldn’t you want to get married to someone you love” is his mindset… but he also loved you after the second date… take it how you will.
G - Generosity (how often do they give their parter gifts? what are their gifts like)
Trivial or superficial showy shit doesn’t seem to matter to this man.
Bro got a 1996 Ferrari and that was the last time we saw him with luxury shit, so you getting a Chanel bag on a random Sunday is out of the question.
He will, however, make sure you have the COOLEST & HOTTEST cassette tape and CD collection for your car.
- Apparently there was this music shop in SATX that Shawn used to frequent for cassettes and CDs of his favorite music like once or twice a month.
While you will see this man in the same button up shirt, same hat, and same shoes, he likes his partner to be dolled up. Whatever you like to wear, you’ll have plenty of it.
- You looked at that shirt for 1.5 seconds? He went back to the store later and bought it in multiple colors for you.
The foodie in him is constantly bringing you sweet treats on his way home that he can’t eat because of his diet. He’s living vicariously through you.
H - Hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)
This man thrives on insignificant, damn near, constant physical touch. He will always take a hug. Every greeting comes with a hug.
Depending on your height, he’s a back of the header grabber most times. But if you’re taller than him, this short king is used to being the little spoon in a hug.
- He’s sliding his hands around your waist every time he’s excited to see you. He loves touching your hips and patting your ass.
I - I love you (who said it first? how long did it take)
Unless you are the final boss of I hate my bf, you say it first. And he’ll happily say it back! But he’s not saying it first unless you make him.
If you say it a bit early for his taste, he’ll say it back with an odd look and a sweet chuckle but still mean it.
If you are the “I hate my bf” final boss and just have a hard time expressing your love, forcing him to say it first, he’ll say it like a question… like a test.
- He’s sure you love him. You gotta love him at this point… right? “___, I love you?” just to see if you’ll say it back.
J - Jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)
Shawn is a big loyalty guy. If he’s having a problem with someone, you should stand beside him and limit your interactions with them.
- This can end up becoming a bit of an issue when you’re with a guy who is picking fights with literally everyone and isolating himself, in turn isolating you.
On a lighter note, he’s also an attention whore.
Don’t watch another wrestlers matches without watching his!! While Shawn doesn’t care to watch his matches for anything but taking notes, he wants you to watch his matches whether you’re on the road with him or on tv. He’ll pitch a bitch fit if you don’t.
What do his jealous bitch fits look like? Shawn isn’t going to completely ice you. He might give you the cold shoulder but he’s also throwing sly little comments over his shoulder too. He’s mumbling slick shit under his breath and pretending he didn’t say it.
- “why don’t you ride with Bret to the next show since you liked that knee drop he did so much?”
K - Kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss their partner? where do they like to be kissed?
This man is a plain Jane kisser. There is no getting hot and heavy from a makeout sesh with him…
He’ll kiss you anywhere that’s close to him.
- You’re standing between his legs as he sits, facing him or away? You’re getting a kiss on your stomach or back.
But he’s a peck type of man. HOWEVER, when it comes to kissing him?? Oh baby. Kiss him anywhere. Actually, kiss him everywhere all of the time. He loves that shit.
L - Love Language (what’s their love language?)
TOUCH!! How many times do I have to say it?
- He’s always holding your hand, has a hand on your back, sitting shoulder to shoulder with you, doodling on your thigh with his fingers.
M - Mornings (What are mornings like with them)
This man is on the road 250 days a year at the very least; closer to 300 days a year. That’s not including when he’s home and still in the gym and dieting.
While on the road, he’s starting his day at the local Gold’s Gym in town.
- He’ll probably bring you something from the hotels continental breakfast once he gets back.
But Shawn is a star and to keep that star status, he’s always working. The most time you can get out of this man while he’s on the road is showering together or eating together.
When he isn’t on the road, his morning workout seeps into his at home routine too because it’s what he’s used to. But if he’s at home, he’s off.
So the mornings can be more lax and he might wait to workout so that he can slowly wake up with you instead of before you.
- He’ll play with your hair, scratch your scalp, or run his fingers up and down your back until you wake.
- If you like oatmeal, he’ll make enough of his so that you can have some and eat it with you at the dining table before he leaves.
- He’ll even cut up fruit to put in your bowl.
N - Nicknames (what nicknames do they give their partner? What nicknames do they get in return?)
…he’s gonna call you by your name. “Sweetheart” if he’s feeling adventurous.
- Actually, sweetheart might be quite frequent but, surprisingly, he’s extremely uncreative outside of the business.
O - Obvious (How obvious do they make it that they like you?)
At first, you aren’t even sure if this man knows you exist.
- You might even question if you drank some type of invisibility potion with the way he walks past you without acknowledgment.
But after you two are dating, he’s up your ass.
- He knows he loves you, you know he loves you, and so does everyone else. He’s constantly holding your hand in public (in private too).
- it might be a “staking my claim”/ “this is mine” thing
P - Patience (how easily do they get angry? What ticks them off?)
Talking positively about other wrestlers, especially the Hart Foundation, will tick him off. And if you keep going, he will say something.
- Shawn will admit everyone’s talent and say how he wouldn’t want to work with anyone else, but the man is a D1 hater.
He’s V*nce’s golden child of WWE and he will take it personally if you like another wrestler too much for his liking.
It won’t take much for him either. All you have to do is tell Steve Austin that his promo was really good that night and Shawn is speed walking ahead of you outside of the arena and to the car.
- Talking about some “That’s his job: to cut a good promo. It was okay at BEST” under his breath.
Other than that, it’s not that Shawn gets angry, it’s that he’s sensitive and will take everything personally.
Q - Quizzes (how much do they remember about their partner)
He remembers your favorite foods!!
- Not that he cooks it for you, he it will order it as takeout for you!
And your favorite shows.
- If there’s a favorite moment from a show you like, he’ll quote it to you or act it out with you all the time to make you laugh or just see a smile on your face.
He also has your measurements committed to memory, this includes ring size and wrist size for watches.
- Shawn loves a good watch and what he loves for himself, he loves for you.
R - Remember (what’s their favourite memory with their partner?)
He loves his junk food nights with you, specifically when you both bake the most outrageous things.
- The day you introduced him to slutty brownies changed his life. He tells everyone about how genius you are and how you’re going to be the reason he gains 20 pounds.
- Brownie batter mixed with cookie dough and Oreos in the middle?! He’ll never forget it.
Or the ice cream bar you two did one Friday night?
- He loaded his chocolate ice cream up with m&ms, marshmallows, sprinkles, chocolate sauce, and caramel and paid for it with a stomach ache…
S - Sad (how do they like to be comforted?)
When Shawn is sad, the whole world must end. You have gear up and lace up your boots to go into this battle because there is no consoling this man when he gets into a dark place.
- Play with his hair, tell him the botch could’ve been way worse, be a yes person. Adamantly, and I mean VEHEMENTLY, oppose any negative thing that he has to say about himself. It’s the only thing that works.
He doesn’t want an ear or a shoulder, he wants and needs a yes person to reassure him.
- So if that botch was the worst thing you’ve ever seen in your life, suddenly that was the best that move was ever done and no one could’ve done it better.
T - Tend (How do they act when you’re hurt or sick, and vice versa?)
He’s a lost puppy if you’re sick and extremely unaware of self.
- Constantly pestering you to see if you need anything… at least you know that if you DO need something, he’ll get it?
- He’s so attentive but he goes overboard with it without actually offering any help.
And when he’s sick? This poor wittle baby.
- Shawn will take concussions, a broken back, stitches, etc. but god forbid he has a sore throat. The whole world must end when Shawn Michaels has a tickle in his throat.
U - Ugly (what would be some bad habits or bad personality traits of theirs?)
I’ve skimmed past it during this whole thing… but we all know. ANYWHO.
This man is also a gambler and not even a cool one!!
- He goes to the slots, like man… At least go to the table and play some blackjack, but whatever.
Strip bars are also something he enjoys, unless his partner nips that in the bud.
- Then he’s looking longingly at his buddies as they leave the venue to go without him.
He’s also extremely sensitive outwardly.
- His feelings are hurt and you’re gonna know. Not because he tells you but because he looks like a kicked dog or an angry toddler.
- He hurt his own feelings and it’s always someone else’s fault.
- He’s an overly sensitive and petty bitch… those two don’t go well together but you love the man anyways.
V - Vanity (how much do they care about their looks?)
Well… do I have to say it? We all know that Shawn loves Shawn.
You think that man just had Rapunzel hair without the work?? No, he’s using up ALL of your shampoo.
When he’s at home, he’s back in his shorts and boots and a tank… terrible fashion sense.
BUT his hair will look like it belongs in a Pantene commercial, his skin is impeccable because he washes his face morning and night with water, and he has no idea what 3-in-1 soap is.
The sun visor is constantly down in his truck, not because the sun is blinding, but because he needs the mirror to make sure there isn’t anything in his teeth.
And my god! The amount of floss this man goes through??
- And the amount of floss you find throughout the house… yeah…
W - Wild Card (whatever you headcannon about them)
Surprise but this overly confident WWE stripper is sad about EVERYTHING!
Insecure and sensitive. When he’s with you, in a safe space, it shows.
- He plops down next to you with a sigh, dramatically turns his head to look at you, and then lets it all out.
Whether it be the mole under his eye, his height (he wears shoe inserts, tell me i’m wrong), or his bad rep in the locker room, the only thing saving his self esteem is his undeniable talent and the ability to lean on you.
But with this comes being a hype man. He needs you to tell him that his beauty mark is attractive, that he isn’t that short, and that he’s a good person.
X - Xray (How easily can they read you?)
This man can’t read you for shit. Sorry.
- You need to spell out your emotions for him. Sit him down and explain how you’re feeling and make sure he doesn’t get distracted on you.
- Don’t get me wrong, he cares! He wants to understand and he can sometimes pick up on when you’re huffing and puffing that something is pissing you off, but he’s lost altogether.
Y - Yearning (how do they act when they miss their partner?)
All those times Shawn was borderline harassing/pestering Diesel, Hunter, or Chyna in the ring like a bad ass kid? Yeah, it was because he had gone too long without seeing you.
- Now they have to deal with his dependency on physical touch.
- They’re calling your house phone and begging you to get on a plane and give Shawn a hug or a kiss. SOMETHING! He won’t stop jumping on, poking at, or just being overly active with anyone in sight.
He needs you and everybody knows it
Z - ZzZ (how do they like to sleep?)
Shawn is an undiagnosed insomniac.
- He’s often wired after shows which is great in turn because he spends nights driving on the road anyways. And if he’s not driving on the road, he’s going to a club, bar, or casino anyways.
But for the few days of the year that he’s home with you or you’re with him in a hotel, he’s not sleeping and this messes with your sleep schedule.
- The best he can do for you is channel surf with the tv on mute to keep his hands and eyes busy or go outside with a tin of chews and look at the night sky.
- His dog does sleep on the foot of the bed and I guarantee you that Shawn will wind up playing tug on the with the covers or something as you sleep.
Shawn and sleep don’t naturally go together most night unless there’s something else intervening. But if he can sleep, he’s out cold wherever he lands.
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Happy Pride!! I made some HBK pride edits but im more than happy to make more for those who want other flags. Heehee these were way too much fun to do.