thank u to the same 5 robin hobb fans who scroll robin hobb tumblr in all the tags and like my posts
thank u to the same 5 robin hobb fans who scroll robin hobb tumblr in all the tags and like my posts

One line I get a profound quote about fate shaping people and changing who they are irrevocably and the next its just, Fitz,,,,

I know the stone dragons aren’t Dragons but wouldn’t it be hilarious Im sorry-
Option c popped up into my head writing this post, is the Wit derivative from the Elderling Dragon connection 🤔🤔🤔 why have I never thought ab this before hmmm, much to ponder
Brashen: you’ll fix the nose, right?
Amber: *whispering* i will disembowel you in your sleep
Brashen: sorry, what was that?
Amber: oh nothing he’s perfect i’d like you to leave now please 🙂
“i hope he wears an earring of silver and blue. the fingerprints he left on my wrist have faded to a dusky gray. i think i will always miss him.”
OH OKAY YEAH. I SOBBED SO HARD. and then when fitz is talking about how lonely he feels. i sobbed harder. i’m gonna miss him and the fool so bad i need them to come back NOW i don’t wanna wait. the fact that fitz was so lonely in the beginning, went on a quest with his friends, and now he’s back to where he started. he made all that progress. come back fool please 😭😭😭😭😭 i was such a mess in the prologue for assassin’s quest
I was reading a part in Blood of Dragons with Sedric and Carson being the most adorable couple and seeing their dragons fly for the first time and then I turn the page and the rest of the chapter was a Hest POV. What a way to sour the mood.
fitz is burning a hole through my heart tonight and if i didn’t have to do a ridiculous amount of study tomorrow i would say the only thing i can do is get drunk about it. but instead i will cry
“you’d have me devote myself to my king and sacrifice all else to it, as you did. give up the woman i love to follow a king like a dog at his heels, as you did. and when that king abandoned you? you swallowed it.”
let’s have our wit-related self-loathing and the final crushing realization that the man you so loved + idolized actually treated you like his dog thrown back in our face with adopted bastard 🤗❤️


im obsessed with how hard fitz is not putting these dots together. bro you literally lived with someone you once described as “a pale freak”, who would wake you up with dark omens and warnings, who literally called you a catalyst, and who last you heard had gone to the mountains…. Hmm Kettle’s probably bullshitting
The Wilful Princess and the Piebald Prince — A Realm of the Elderlings Novella by Robin Hobb
Genre: Fantasy, High Fantasy
Rating: ✰✰✰✰✰
Additional Lore: 10/10
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This two-part novella tells the stories of Queen-in-Waiting Caution, a headstrong princess and heir to the Farseer Throne, and her illegitimate son Charger Farseer, rememberd in the songs of the Six Duchies as the Piebald Prince. A tragic tale exploring how the Wit came to be persecuted, The Wilful Princess and the Piebald Prince is a gut-wrenching but excellent read that enriches the Realm of the Elderlings series.

Review
The Wilful Princess and the Piebald Prince is two interconnected tragedies told from the perspective of Felicity, the lowborn companion to Princess Caution who has resolved to write a true account of events for posterity. An element I really appreciated was the decision to use a third-party as our narrator. Felicity is a witness to these tales and does not particate in them (with a few significant exceptions). As a result, the story is drawn out of the folkloric state we first encountered it in Farseer and given all the constraints and limitations of a historical document. Her proximity to both characters speaks to her value as a source and her willingness to portray herself and her loved ones in a less than flattering light gives her credibility. The consequence, however, is that we are limited to facts without conjecture. Felicity expresses her opinions on occasion, but rarely theorises about things she has no firsthand knowledge of. This is a very intriguing contrast with the elaborate myths surrounding the Piebald Prince, but it also leaves the reader guessing as we still don’t know the full story. If written poorly this may have just become frustrating, but in Hobb’s hands this limited perspective only enhances the story.
Felicity’s subaltern status adds a further layer of complexity to the novella. In Farseer, Fitz’s position as a royal bastard both affords him priveleges not enjoyed by the general population and reduces him to a tool to be used to further the interests of the Farseer throne. Felicity as the daughter of a wet-nurse and servant to the Queen-in-Waiting is similarly a body to be exploited. Indeed, her only way to improve her circumstances is to be exploited and in doing so gain a priveleged servant position through proximity to the Farseers. Throughout the novella, Felicity’s mother and Felicity herself are referred to as cows in an allusion to their roles as wet-nurse and the daughter of a wet-nurse (and thus, it is expected, future wet-nurse). While comparisons to animals are not unusual in this novella, the invariably derogatory manner in which these comparisons are made means that no matter the practical luxuries they may earn through their service, these women will never truly improve their social standing and instead must live off the goodwill of their masters. Worse, this service irreperably damages their health; Felicity’s mother states that nursing for prolonged periods of time has damaged her back, however being constantly pregnant and going through multiple childbirths also poses a multitude of other health risks. Felicity, however, was entered into service so young and as a consequence developed an all-consuming devotion to Caution. She thus never questions her position as much as her mother does and sees any act of service to be a duty she owes to her princess and future queen.
One thing that did take me by surprise was how expressly queer this novella is. The Wit in the Farseer Trilogy can be interpreted as a metaphor for homosexuality and other queer identities, of course, but in terms of depicting actual queer characters and relationships there still remains a thin — very thin — veil of plausible deniability throughout Farseer and Liveships. This is not the case with The Wilful Princess and the Piebald Prince. Without wanting to reveal too much of the plot, I will say that our narrator reads quite clearly as a lesbian character. Felicity’s attitudes towards her sexual relationships are complicated by her servant status and power dynamics as well as decision to engage in one that is undoubtedly purely functional. Nevertheless, she asserts that she has no interest in finding herself a husband, preferring the company of another woman instead. Now, when I first began to detect hints of this, I just assumed that there would be no actual confirmation. I suppose I’m just too used to relying on subtext for queer readings. I was thus very pleasantly surprised to have it confirmed very quickly that Felicity is canonically attracted to and engages in a relationship with a woman.
Ultimately, The Wilful Princess and the Piebald Prince tells the story of two tragedies. Seeing as most readers wouldn’t pick up this novella unless they were already invested in the Realm of the Elderlings, however, I think it’s safe to say that the threat of heartache will not deter anyone. Importantly, in true Hobb fashion, these tragedies are very well crafted stories. Both are made more tragic because they may seem avoidable, their outcomes hinging on one or two critical moments, but are ultimately made inevitable by the fatal flaws of the main characters. In Caution’s case, her strong will and stubborn disregard for the opinions of others jeopardises her position as Queen-in-Waiting as she consistently fails to live by the virtue for which she is named. Caution’s characteristics are also inherited by her ‘daring’ son Charger, who indeed fully embodies the name and all it evokes to his detriment. His fate is partly predetermined by his bastard status but finally sealed by the same traits that doomed his mother. And yet, there is something to be said for the “slavering hounds” of the Buckkeep court that sought to run down both mother and son. For Caution, it is arguably the flaws of our narrator as much as the princess that leads to her downfall. In Charger’s case, the circumstances of his birth and his ‘piebald’ appearance make him a target in a rivalry his otherwise princely status would have protected him from. These tragedies are thus not definitively brought about by any hamartia of our characters, but they certainly exacerbate them.
As a novella intended to be supplementary to the main series, the key question is whether it meaningfully contributes to the Realm of the Elderlings lore. In that way, this book is certainly worth the read. Aside from being an excellent and enjoyable story (and the tragedy is actually what makes it so), it gives us significant insight into what the Six Duchies were like when the Old Blood/the Wit was accepted and how it came to be so heavily stigmatised. In doing so, it actually contextualises and recontextualises a number of things in Royal Assassin. Looking back, I remember Fitz noticing a puppet show about the Piebald Prince in one of those examples of such subtle foreshadowing that Hobb is so good at and is so sickening when the penny finally drops. I would highly recommend The Wilful Princess and the Piebald Prince for that reason alone.

Spoiler-filled discussion:


Thank you for designing the beautiful dividers once again @cafekitsune ♡
the elfbark reveal in assquest was soo good and i loved it so much. A huge part of fitz’s personality has been influenced by trauma, which he is in some aspects aware of, but also, and the likes of which caught him COMPLETELY unawares, the drugs he’s been abusing. Even his supplier wasn’t aware of its effect’s both on his developing mind and on his powers, chade really thought it would help him. I could go on about the grooming and compartmentalization that has effected fitz’s life from a very young age
all this to say— the finale of s5 House M.D. where he’s blissfully unaware of the effects of his substance abuse and hallucinating to the gills about sleeping with his long-term crush and hallucinating a dead friend that helped him with his cases (to put it shortly)— I WANT TO WRITE A FIC SOO BAD IM FOAMINGATTHEMOTUH


Chade singlehandedly providing the world with enough Farseers to establish a 7th duchy at this point
The Duke had made space for her among his own women, and she had made her own choice never to emerge from those chambers and their secluded gardens and baths. He knew of her life mostly from his concubines. She tended the herb gardens assiduously, read avariciously, mostly history and healing lore, wrote poetry, and practiced for an hour every day with her bow. She had expressed an ardent desire to never wed again.
ARTEMIS IS THAT YOU??!!
He counted his friends and his enemies and knew that some he counted belonged on both lists. His dear, loyal chancellor was one. And his loving, viperous vixen of a daughter was another. Thrice he had married Chassim off, hoping to be rid of her. Her first husband had left her a widow at fourteen. Barely three weeks after the sumptuous wedding, the man had slipped coming out of his bath and broken his neck. Or so all surmised at the time. There had been no witnesses to the accident. And his young widow, sallow-faced and hollow-eyed, had seemed appropriately mournful when his family had returned her to her father’s home.
LMFAOOOO??!! ITS DEFINITELY NOT AN ACCIDENT HAHAHAHAH
Her next husband had been a much younger man, scarcely thirty years older than his bride. He had lasted six months, succumbing to a stomach ailment that gave him debilitating cramps and bloody bowels. Again, the girl had been returned to the palace, and he had seen her silent and seething at her fate.
BWAHAHAHAHA 😆😁😄 IT’S ON PURPOSE LMFAOOOO
Her most recent spouse had died three years ago. The worthy old man had publicly slapped her over some lapse of manners. He had died before the day was out, subsiding in a frothy fit at the feast table among his warriors. Again, Chassim had been returned to him. This time, he had asked her directly. “Daughter, do you mourn your husband?”
To which she had replied, “I mourn how suddenly and swiftly death found him.”
HAHAHAHAHA QUEEN SHIT???!!!