

“No, because she holds that title independently of me. We’re not still married. Traditionally on Earth, the title would be Prince Consort, but that’s because we’re talking all opposite-sex marriages here and you people think ‘King Consort’ would imply they outrank the queen, just because 'king’ is in the title. So, I don’t know if that fits for us.”

“Okay, so Alastor, I think, wants me to propose to him, and I can’t mess this up. And of course, he’s the most picky fucker in all of Hell with a twisted sense of romance. A little help? Which of these do you think is best?”
How should Vox propose to Alastor?
Disembowel some people and spell out proposal with their innards
Take him to live show - get up on stage a propose at curtain call
Go on a joint killing spree - feign getting hurt - proposal written in my blood
Call into radio show under aliases giving clues - call in to propose when solved
See Results“Whatever I end up going with, you’ll get a full account from Mel, but I could really use the input. Thanks.”