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You can’t grasp the true form of this photograph. Me back at Magfest 2026 with so many awesome people around and some people giving love to Earthbound and Mother 3 and I was all like
….I’m…..H…..a……p……p…..y………..
Porky: @pigmask. p
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Tushy Trench: Stuff That Turkey
It’s Thanksgiving at the Tushy Trench, and Debra finds herself rather tense as she prepares to wait on Porky. But the blonde makes an offer to the regular that may help her relax a bit.
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i should probably just keep reading drogula’s cato biography but i’m thinking about The Disembowelling and. i am mostly of the opinion that cato killed himself at least in part because he did not want caesar to have the opportunity to gain more extralegal power by pardoning cato via a suspension of ‘normal’ legal process. sure caesar still did this in other cases but cato would be The Big Example
interjection for plut. cat. mi. 72.2 trans. perrin
ALTblows up for a thousand years. interjection over
but i wonder if there was also an element of cato avoiding the trap (adjacent to the clodius/cyprus thing) of. the point at which caesar pardons him via above extralegal process is the point at which his power has already extended and it is already too late for cato to argue against it without also arguing against. existing roman law / the mos maiorum etc? which we know from the cyprus incident that he didn’t really do. ig he was avoiding having to acknowledge that caesar’s actions had become synonymous with [what is allowed / legal / you can tell i can’t find the right word here]. avoiding this for himself as much as avoiding the opportunity to let caesar demonstrate this.
the milder course is to be conjectured on the part of caesar. lol
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Tushy Trench: Blonde Behind
Debra runs late to work while dealing with her daughters, and while in the VIP room gets some words of advice from Porky, along with a smoked bottom.
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metamorphoses 13.413 trans. mccarter
at the beginning of ajax’s invective speech against ulysses he says he wishes ulysses’ ‘madness’ preventing him from going to the trojan war had been real which. to ME was a fun irony wrt ajax’s madness in hit sophoclean tragedy ajax. so its then wild that ovid doesn’t do any of that? [with intent to make this about cato the younger] hey does this remind anyone else of cato the youngewfsacvhfghh. plut. cat. mi. 70.1 now i am my own master. i know this doesn’t fit with my own reading of ulysses as ciceronian but actual real life cicero compared cato to ajax so i dont care.
also the flowers spelling out the name ajax on their petals is. i do think there is something in ajax and being narrativised / refusing to speak in the underworld in the odyssey / the way other characters spin his death in sophocles / the debatably onstage death / the intrusion of the written word into homeric setting??? / needing to read through the phaedo twice in decidedly nonsocratic fashion / the various cato and anticato pamphlets after his death wait how did he get in here again
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I don’t like how they look and it’s pissing me off so bad but whatever look at these queers
and my duck dodgers self insert bc why not
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Bugs, to Porky: If Daffy doesn’t say “I’m King of the world” within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Daffy, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
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Villans that would fit as Dandadan antagonist
1- Dorsley hall
2- Porky minch
3-GlAdos
