#poasting

I hope I’m not becoming delusional? lol

Yesterday I was asleep, and at around noon while I was in a lighter sleep, I heard someone knock 4 times on my window from the outside, that’s right next to my bed.

The problem?

I’m on the 3rd floor, and there is no access to my window from the outside.

Then … At work, 4am, I’m driving the forklift around in the dark moving pallets, and I spot something out of eye-shot that spooks me, and I get this feeling that I’m being watched. Nobody believes me that there was someone out there, but you were born with instincts for a reason.

I have no reason to believe these two things are correlated, and the knocking on the window thing could’ve very well been a dream-state imagining, and maybe the feeling of being watched was me being tired and … driving a forklift in the dark

But I dunno!

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I think it’s possible that most of the pop music I know, I only know by having searched for the sources of the catchiest snippets from soundclown mashups

Trying to figure out if it’s the loss of bone density from when I still had hormones that makes walking and being on the move at work painful, or just getting older

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Only got 3 hours of sleep, hardly any food in my stomach and about 3 energy drinks

Long story short, don’t do this if you’re 40 😂

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shrek really is such a good story. genuinely. having thoughts about it but too stoned to write the essay but you guys get it. it’s been said before. there’s nothing i can say that hasn’t been discussed. i love you shrek

i’m reading Serious Weakness by Porpentine Charity Heartscape right now. i don’t have much to note on it but if any mutuals have read it we can discuss it

My grandpa always said there was good eating on a gnome. He used their little hats as finger warmers. Resourceful

There are works from 2000 years ago that recognised survivorship bias, but the majority of the texts discussing it are from the last fifty years. This suggests that

when will ragebait and trolling finally die. im tired of it. its not funny to anybody but the guy doing it. it’s annoying to everyone at best. nobody likes you for trolling. stop bullying autistic people who can’t tell you’re trying to make a joke. it’s just pissing everyone off

thinking all transfems are sex pests and rapists by default isn’t “transfeminist” even if you think we can be absolved of it by abstaining from ever expressing our sexuality

Driving to work in the pouring rain, can’t see anything, some absolute chudfuck passes me on a normal road and covers my windshield in a wave of rain water

Intrusive thoughts be damned, I wanted to run him off the road and kick his ass 😂

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Missing the quicktime event to assemble my sandwich in the right order

my local LLM just called me a ‘clown’ for asking it how to boil an egg

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hey everybody. it’s me, scrunglybumpkins. you may be wondering. is it scrungly or bumpkins? no, you utter nincompoop. you scoundrel. it is scrunglybumpkins. you HAVE to say the whole thing. it is NEVER. scrungly or bumpkins. scrunglybumpkins all one word it’s easy to remember. once you say it out loud it never leaves your mind.

love,

your best friend scrunglybumpkins

Think maybe I’ll put the AI-videos to rest, starting to think this isn’t an effective way to game the algorithm and there are better ways I can build a career and/or an ability to support myself as I get older

You know, maybe like, making websites, or an app

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surely by sheer volume of poast i will one day break containment and have discourse on my mundane poasts. that’s all i want in life. although i have already blocked a lot of the bad faith interpretors on this site.

good mutuals get ONE(1) pass for putting dogshit opinions on my dash

mobile gacha games asking for kernel level anticheat on your system should be something that is studied and document or something, because that’s just ridiculous

“someone might hack perfect pull”

bro are you serious

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people from my job asking if i’m going to come in for some overtime tonight

jobs want to talk about “time theft” a lot, but how about we talk about the reverse

jobs stealing my fuckin time lol

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Forward-thinking dragon putting one of those “Take a treasure, leave a treasure” trays next to her hoard