Guys I’m really poking a sleeping bear rn and I don’t even care

had the chance of staying at my parents house alone with my partner for a week, but she forgot to bring condoms and lube

beware the idea of march.

@choserage sent “ I forgave you the first three times. There won’t be a fourth. ” ana for sawyer getting blood on her floors

Sawyer sat in her dining chair, one leg crossed over the other, completely unbothered except for the fresh blood staining his shirt and the dark circles under his eyes. A wet towel lay discarded on the floor beside him, crimson-soaked.

“C'mon, It stopped bleeding twenty minutes ago….” He gestured to his side casually, as if discussing the weather. “Already cleaned up what I could. But you know how wood absorbs everything…. Might need to sand this section again.”

I have a presentation on Wednesday and I’m not looking forward to it because honestly……I have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about.

I realized it’s almost gonna be 3 months and the chapter isnt ready yet….

it’s a rare thing for Ren to even use his phone at all. most of the time Silver Wolf have hijacked the thing and sent all manner of interesting texts to others, many of which has earned her quite the scolding. but when it comes to moments like this, and especially to Jing Yuan, Ren chooses to overstep his own boundaries for the sake of self-fulfillment.

[ 📲 text: ] Give me fifteen minutes, your guards are bothersome
[ 📲 text: ] If you’d just let me kill them, this wouldn’t take so long…
[ 📲 text: ] Hmph. In the meantime, have this while you wait
[ 📲 text: ] [ IMG ATTACHED ]

cont. x / @ofamess

That, uh, didn’t turn out the way I planned….

It’s been like six months since I posted on Tumblr, uhhh… Oops. Don’t have an excuse really, other than the car crash, getting a job, my cousin moving in, and my girlfriend getting sick (she’s ok now), in no particular order. I’ve been posting on my bluesky semi regularly so I’ll be slowly trickling the art from those posts and some of the writing I’ve done in my absence onto here.

my wrist hurts a bit now that’s not good lollllll

I did a thing and bought a new phone for the first time in 5 years

Deleted the phone before the first was done updating; everything lost

At least my Tumblr has not abandoned me because I have known that thing since 2007

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 hours and my UV lamp dying twice…I present…my fav set I’ve done on my own yet.

Genuinely having curly hair is a whole emotion on it’s own I promise

writing my first multi-chap fic and decided to post the chapters as I finish them but Now I’ve reworked chapter one so Im smashing my head into a wall. I’ll just wait until I finish the whole thing to update it and post everything correctly fml

You do not know what I am.

I lasted my energy drink detox for two whole days

Toy Story band aid makes all titi’s better ✨

oops…

Rare aesthetic: playing Bean Boozled, but the beans expired in 2018…