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lucidseduction
lucidseduction

I’m excited to finally have the time to build the flower bed this weekend now that all the staining is done. Taking advantage of some of the natural knots in the redwood that fell out as holes to bring in drip irrigation lines through too. It’s going to be so nice that this will be completely no maintenance once it’s complete.

I also need to decide what to put in my three experimental beds this year now that they’re mostly weeded. I definitely am going to need to see about getting alot more dirt to fill everything though, and contrary to popular saying, dirt isn’t cheap.

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grass-va
grass-va

I’ve had a really cool idea for a dnd game for a couple years now but my problem is that I want to play it, not dm it. Like I’ve built out the plot, the theme, the world, the enemies, the special items, and a fun way of doing experience but like… I’m never gonna share it with potential dm’s bc they wouldn’t be able to run it exactly how I’d want it to be.

The only thing I’ll say about it is the party is a crew of “pirates”(but like there’s a bit more to it but I won’t be saying it bc no) and the world is a bunch of islands.

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(Another possible issue is finding a group willing to play with one main restriction: base weapons are only a cutlass and a pistol, just a cutlass, just a pistol, 2 pistols, or 2 cutlasses. There are other weapons they can discover, pilfer, and/or plunder

It’s hella exploration based with tables I’ve made for possible events as they sail across the sea that lead to one of the following in-depth tables about natural disasters, fish, treasure, enemy encounters, and sea monsters.

I even made custom stat blocks for the various sea monsters and main villains and set them up to level up alongside the party so I have their builds all planned out from level 1 to level 20 (with how exp works in this it’s more likely that the party will get to that level by the time or before the typical campaign fizzle out period comes).

The only big things I haven’t planned out are like 99% of the various non-villain npc’s that the party could come across.


Anywho this has been my rant about the dnd game I’ve spent ages working on that I will never play nor fully reveal to anyone.

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niklausmikellson
niklausmikellson

Book-mimic enjoys the little things.

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rynneer
rynneer

Welcome to “Real Quotes My DND Party Has Said”

  • “These doors are bisexual”
  • “Does Sleet Storm put out fires? [discussion on if it does or does not] “What if I read one more line and it says open flames in the area are doused?”
  • “you see that wolf dragonborn motherfucker that hauled ass toward the well? You, Tom, go get him”
  • “About that no-eyelids guy… can we just pocket sand him?”
  • “It’s like pushing an archer into a river” “Yes, archers, famously immune to water.”
  • “The Devil looks over your shoulder and gasps in fear”
  • “I can teleport one person to any of them; I just need a willing sacrifice. Subject. Friend. Friend.”
  • “How much paint does it take to paint a cactus?”
  • “What kind of proposition do you think it is?” (immediately) “Sexual.”
  • “This door, would you say it’s asleep?” “I would say it’s a door.“
  • “What’s the most awkward place to bite someone?”

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trippydip
trippydip

So, I discovered sky block. Pray for me

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m0xrox
m0xrox

I love being a fucking nerd bro what do you mean I have Resident Evil 9, Dandy’s World update and MTG TMNT Pre release all in the same week? Oh boy 3 cakes!!

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stairstothe7th
stairstothe7th

GOT A NERDY GIRLS SNAP IM LIVING THE LIFE

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eepyrobotwolfgirl
eepyrobotwolfgirl

i should have gone to bed however comma things are happening,,, >:3
[established my first browser-to-browser connection via the ipfs kademlia DHT using libp2p]

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lucidseduction
lucidseduction

Garden Update:

So now that I have all those evil bushes ripped out and sent off to a faraway place for decomposition, I finally started work on their replacement and I’ve come up with this quick draft. Of course I also already bought the supplies too! There’s only a slight change from this based on wild fluctuations in wood prices and availability I’ve adjusted for.

It’s pretty similar to the design I made for my raised garden beds in the back except it will be three tiered for different root depths and better display from the curb since this is in my front yard. I haven’t fully decided what flowers will go in, but I do want to grow some flower teas and some fragrance flowers for essential oils. I’m going to redo the old drip irrigation lines from the shrubs and see if I can use the emitters to run mist irrigation automatically for the whole bed. It’s 8ft wide and about 8ft 3in length wise. It’s going to sit just behind the ground cover flowers centered between two trees. I’m thinking about putting in some kind of small patio table behind it for like a little tea garden space or something.

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kyoryucrimson
kyoryucrimson

I’m going to be dusting off this account, again. Mostly for film and TV show reviews that I posted to my school account before that account is deactivated when I graduate.

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banneduserdotspace
banneduserdotspace

It is really shitty how the concept of “making money” fundamentally boils down to either 1. trust (gvt bonds), 2. Interest from collateral, 3. Interest from risk because that leaves nothing for the rest of us except the crumbs of the aforementioned companies upstream of the rest of us cus they get direct cash from gvt, federal reserve, and private leverage

it’s the institutional monopoly of capital on the commodity of bank interest leverage and its fucking bullshit how it’s gated behind qualified investor shit, etc.

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mikeyisbrooklyn
mikeyisbrooklyn

I haven’t watched any of season 9 because it’s all hollow without peepaw, but here’s my contribution to the fandom because I still love being in this grippy sock facility with the rest of you:


And of course, the hottest of takes below:

a tier list of season 8 episodes of 9-1-1ALT


Feel free to yell at me or disagree or whatever, I live for fandom engagement, even if negative.

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eepyrobotwolfgirl
eepyrobotwolfgirl

here have some mystery code that i procrastinated sleep with by manually syntax highligthing:
export function is_obj<T extends Record<string, null | ((v: unknown) => v is unknown)>>(
value: unknown
kv_types: T,
): value is { [k in keyof T]: T[k] extends ((v: unknown) => v is infer R) ? R : unknown } {
if (typeof value !== “object” || value == null) {
return false
}
for (const [k, v] of Object.entries(kv_types)) {
if (!(k in value) || !(v != null ? v((value as Record<string, unknown>)[k]) : true)) {
return false
}
}
return true
}

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maplethesilly
maplethesilly

I went to microcenter! I’m planning on writing an operating system for the pico 2 to learn OS design and risc-v assembler. I also got a small 2040 based microcontroller that I’m going to use for audio processing, as I plan to make it so you can load programs via tape like with the apple II

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3iccan1
3iccan1

20y/o Comic lover

🔞MDNI🔞

Teacher/Writer/Nerd/Gamer

Massive Young Avengers fan

I do lots of things on here, is posting one of them? No, but you can go suck a- Let me cut myself off there. 😐

If you know me, who arrrre you? 🤨

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heavymetallover666
heavymetallover666

Ville valo mtg by @juulgirl24 :D <3 💜

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princess-rosiebird
princess-rosiebird

Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them only you. Rip and tear, until it is done.


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agoodpretender
agoodpretender

The autism corner (a work in progress)

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snowy-marigold
snowy-marigold

my top 3 movies (based off of my own taste in movies)


  1. Battle Beyond The Stars (1980), literally the most underrated peak I’ve ever seen. No argument here.
  2. Blade Runner (1982), the most known absolute cinema right here.
  3. Stargate (1994), I really love this movie so much. I also really like the “Alien Egyptian” vibes in this movie.

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cannibal-muttt
cannibal-muttt

conspiracy theorists are kinda boring sometimes.

there’s an odd fellows building near my local safeway and youre more concerned about “Them” instead of capitalism. im more upset about safeway siphoning the money out of my town, because id prefer a local grocery store, actually ! fuck !

also the bohemian grove is boring too. i know people who worked for them (like, they reach out to locals FOR work. OFTEN. its not even that spooky). its just rich-asshole club that you have to sign a NDA for because rich asshole club has rich assholes

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the only cool “secret order” of people is clampers because they were literally only a thing because the oddfellows wouldnt let miners/railworkers drink at their bars. theyre like drunk historians but about the gold rush

clampers, aka The Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus (latin words that mean nothing. they dont mean “nothing”, they simply have no meaning.) are just a bunch of guys who drink and hold a knowledge and respect for ‘preservation of the heritage of the Western United States’. theyre a frat who like the gold rush. theyre neat

and here’s the wiki page