(Minimally SELF-published, so technically correct (the best kind of correct)).
I wrote a collection of shitty limericks and a longer form semi-autobiographical-trans-ghost-story (🤷♀️?) and left zines of them at Trans Library Helsinki 😎
(You can read them below ❤️)
writing some limericks
Joke
A rabbi, a monk, and a priest
Were currently traveling east
They did not see
A bar at the knee
And said “Ow” on contact, at least
Joke, contd.
A rabbi, a monk, and a priest
None of whom have yet deceased
Walk into a bar
And watch from afar
As someone gets down on one knee
“A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into a space that is quite economical.” ☁️✨
Dr. Marshall S. Flam’s new post, “Good Limericks for All,” is for the word-nerds and the class clowns. It’s a guide to the short, the sweet, and the slightly absurd.
If you’ve got a joke stuck in your head that needs a rhyme, let Dr. Flam show you the foundations of a perfect funny poem.
🔗 https://www.wordlelimericks.com/good-limericks-examples-writing-tips/
#Wordplay #Limericks #MarshallFlam #WritingAesthetic #PoetryIsLife #Humor #CreativeSpace
“A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into a space that is quite economical.” ☁️✨
Dr. Marshall S. Flam’s new post, “Good Limericks for All,” is for the word-nerds and the class clowns. It’s a guide to the short, the sweet, and the slightly absurd.
If you’ve got a joke stuck in your head that needs a rhyme, let Dr. Flam show you the foundations of a perfect funny poem.
🔗 https://www.wordlelimericks.com/good-limericks-examples-writing-tips/
Good Limericks for All: A Fun Guide to Crafting Humorous Poems
#Wordplay #Limericks #MarshallFlam #WritingAesthetic #PoetryIsLife #Humor #CreativeSpace
Limericks? Oh, yeah…love ‘em tew, ha.
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+ One of the odder things I’ve encountered in limericks is one with several fairly different last lines:
There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a Fucking Machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could fit either sex …
Sports bring competition, victory, and plenty of laughs. Celebrate the lighter side of the game with fun, witty limericks for every fan.
Explore here: https://www.wordlelimericks.com/sports-limericks/
#Sports #Limericks #Poetry #Humor #GameDay #Fun
How Do Limericks Work? The Secret to Their Rhythm and Rhyme
These witty five-line poems follow a catchy AABBA rhyme scheme that makes them fun, rhythmic, and memorable. Perfect for humor and clever wordplay…
“There once was a writer named Marshal…” ☁️📝
Marshal Flam’s new post, “Limericks Examples for Every Mood,” is a celebration of the short, the witty, and the rhythmic. It’s for the people who love the way words bounce off each other and the “click” of a perfect final line.
Whether you’re in a silly mood or a thoughtful one, these five lines are here to keep you company.
🔗 https://www.wordlelimericks.com/limericks-examples/
#Limericks #WritingAesthetic #MarshalFlam #Wordplay #PoetryTumblr #CreativeWriting
Funny Retirement Limericks to End Work Life with a Laugh
These funny retirement limericks perfectly capture the joy, freedom, and hilarious reality of life after work. Perfect for cards, speeches, or just a good laugh!…
NYMPHOMANIACAL JILL
USED A DYNAMITE STICK FOR A THRILL
THEY FOUND HER VAGINA
IN SOUTH CAROLINA,
AND BITS OF HER TITS IN BRAZIL
15 Funny Birthday Limericks Short and Sweet to Brighten Someone’s Special Day
Looking for the best Birthday Limericks to make someone smile?
Discover funny, clever, and heartwarming birthday limericks perfect for cards, speeches, or social media captions. These short rhyming poems add humor and personality to any celebration.
Find creative and hilarious birthday limericks today and share the laughter!…
The Manhattan Baton showed his face
Intoxicated, fallen from grace
He fucked up
We hooked up
In the pouring rain we found a place.
…TO BE CONTINUED…
Dive into a playful blend of faith and poetry with religious limericks that bring joy, reflection, and a smile to your spirit. These short five-line rhymes make faith feel warm, welcoming, and easy to share with friends, family, and your community…
The Internet sent me a gem
If immigrants Donald condemns
(It’s the law of the land)
But I don’t understand
Why does he keep marrying them?
Think economics has to be boring? Think again! Dive into clever economics limericks that turn money, markets, and tricky concepts into playful poetry you’ll actually want to read. Short, witty, and easy to remember, perfect for learners, teachers, and curious minds alike! 😂📖 Check it out…
🍿The Return🍿
🍿Of The Rerun!🍿
Sherlock pursues cases zealously
Watson writes them up with fidelity
And everyone knows
(It certainly shows)
Lestrade is burning with jealousy
-=<+>=-
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Movie lovers, meet limericks! From iconic scenes to quirky characters, these fun rhymes bring your favorite films to life in just five lines. Perfect for a laugh and a quick read!…
Congress gave Trump’s tariffs a time out.
Are they serious? Well we’ll find out
Trump’s pissed off our friends
(As a means to what end?)
Is this a hole we can climb out?
-=<+>=-
The Senate and Congress struck down Trump’s across the board tariffs with veto-proof majority.
-=<+>=-
*Personal observation * I think that this might not apply to tariffs over Greenland.
Venezuela’s opposition leader
Decided that she didn’t need her
Gold Nobel Peace prize
She’s content with the lies
That Trump’s administration will feed her
-=<+>=-
I have to say that if I were in her place, I would have done it too, since there is an infinitesimal chance of it softening up the chicken-in-chief.
