#limericks

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thosedangnuns
thosedangnuns

I’m a published author! 🥳

(Minimally SELF-published, so technically correct (the best kind of correct)).

I wrote a collection of shitty limericks and a longer form semi-autobiographical-trans-ghost-story (🤷‍♀️?) and left zines of them at Trans Library Helsinki 😎

(You can read them below ❤️)

Poetical Renders About The Transgenders

The Mirrored Girl (In Green)

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fynn-cerulean
fynn-cerulean

writing some limericks

Joke
A rabbi, a monk, and a priest
Were currently traveling east
They did not see
A bar at the knee
And said “Ow” on contact, at least

Joke, contd.
A rabbi, a monk, and a priest
None of whom have yet deceased
Walk into a bar
And watch from afar
As someone gets down on one knee

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susanhodge
susanhodge

“A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into a space that is quite economical.” ☁️✨

Dr. Marshall S. Flam’s new post, “Good Limericks for All,” is for the word-nerds and the class clowns. It’s a guide to the short, the sweet, and the slightly absurd.

If you’ve got a joke stuck in your head that needs a rhyme, let Dr. Flam show you the foundations of a perfect funny poem.

🔗 https://www.wordlelimericks.com/good-limericks-examples-writing-tips/

#Wordplay #Limericks #MarshallFlam #WritingAesthetic #PoetryIsLife #Humor #CreativeSpace

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susanhodge
susanhodge

“A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into a space that is quite economical.” ☁️✨

Dr. Marshall S. Flam’s new post, “Good Limericks for All,” is for the word-nerds and the class clowns. It’s a guide to the short, the sweet, and the slightly absurd.

If you’ve got a joke stuck in your head that needs a rhyme, let Dr. Flam show you the foundations of a perfect funny poem.

🔗 https://www.wordlelimericks.com/good-limericks-examples-writing-tips/

#Wordplay #Limericks #MarshallFlam #WritingAesthetic #PoetryIsLife #Humor #CreativeSpace

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brokentoy13
brokentoy13

Limericks? Oh, yeah…love ‘em tew, ha.


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+ One of the odder things I’ve encountered in limericks is one with several fairly different last lines:


There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a Fucking Machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could fit either sex …


  1. And it also played “God Save the Queen!”
  2. And it diddled itself in between.
  3. And was really a bastard to clean
  4. It was the goddamnedest thing ever seen.
  5. With attachments for those in between.
  6. And Oil itself in-between.

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elizabethpearson
elizabethpearson

Sports bring competition, victory, and plenty of laughs. Celebrate the lighter side of the game with fun, witty limericks for every fan. 

Explore here: https://www.wordlelimericks.com/sports-limericks/ 

#Sports #Limericks #Poetry #Humor #GameDay #Fun

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miyasanchez7
miyasanchez7

These witty five-line poems follow a catchy AABBA rhyme scheme that makes them fun, rhythmic, and memorable. Perfect for humor and clever wordplay…

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susanhodge
susanhodge

“There once was a writer named Marshal…” ☁️📝

Marshal Flam’s new post, “Limericks Examples for Every Mood,” is a celebration of the short, the witty, and the rhythmic. It’s for the people who love the way words bounce off each other and the “click” of a perfect final line.

Whether you’re in a silly mood or a thoughtful one, these five lines are here to keep you company.

🔗 https://www.wordlelimericks.com/limericks-examples/

#Limericks #WritingAesthetic #MarshalFlam #Wordplay #PoetryTumblr #CreativeWriting

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miyasanchez7
miyasanchez7

These funny retirement limericks perfectly capture the joy, freedom, and hilarious reality of life after work. Perfect for cards, speeches, or just a good laugh!…

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despresfilm2005
despresfilm2005

NYMPHOMANIACAL JILL

USED A DYNAMITE STICK FOR A THRILL

THEY FOUND HER VAGINA

IN SOUTH CAROLINA,

AND BITS OF HER TITS IN BRAZIL

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miyasanchez7
miyasanchez7

Looking for the best Birthday Limericks to make someone smile?
Discover funny, clever, and heartwarming birthday limericks perfect for cards, speeches, or social media captions. These short rhyming poems add humor and personality to any celebration.
Find creative and hilarious birthday limericks today and share the laughter!…

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faithintherippleeffect
faithintherippleeffect

The Return Of The Manhattan Baton

The Manhattan Baton showed his face

Intoxicated, fallen from grace

He fucked up

We hooked up

In the pouring rain we found a place.

…TO BE CONTINUED…

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limerickwriter
limerickwriter
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miyasanchez7
miyasanchez7

Dive into a playful blend of faith and poetry with religious limericks that bring joy, reflection, and a smile to your spirit. These short five-line rhymes make faith feel warm, welcoming, and easy to share with friends, family, and your community…

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friday-911
friday-911

The Internet sent me a gem

If immigrants Donald condemns

(It’s the law of the land)

But I don’t understand

Why does he keep marrying them?

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miyasanchez7
miyasanchez7

Think economics has to be boring? Think again! Dive into clever economics limericks that turn money, markets, and tricky concepts into playful poetry you’ll actually want to read. Short, witty, and easy to remember, perfect for learners, teachers, and curious minds alike! 😂📖 Check it out…

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friday411
friday411

🍿The Return🍿
🍿Of The Rerun!🍿

Sherlock pursues cases zealously
Watson writes them up with fidelity
And everyone knows
(It certainly shows)
Lestrade is burning with jealousy

-=<+>=-

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miyasanchez7
miyasanchez7

Movie lovers, meet limericks! From iconic scenes to quirky characters, these fun rhymes bring your favorite films to life in just five lines. Perfect for a laugh and a quick read!…

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friday-911
friday-911

Congress gave Trump’s tariffs a time out.

Are they serious? Well we’ll find out

Trump’s pissed off our friends

(As a means to what end?)

Is this a hole we can climb out?

-=<+>=-

The Senate and Congress struck down Trump’s across the board tariffs with veto-proof majority.

-=<+>=-

*Personal observation * I think that this might not apply to tariffs over Greenland.

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friday-911
friday-911

Venezuela’s opposition leader

Decided that she didn’t need her

Gold Nobel Peace prize

She’s content with the lies

That Trump’s administration will feed her

-=<+>=-

I have to say that if I were in her place, I would have done it too, since there is an infinitesimal chance of it softening up the chicken-in-chief.