Hope someone gets stabbed this ides

happy stab day everyone!

rip ray garraty you would have loved the ides of march on tumblr

Last night I got high with my boyfriend and the moment I realized it was past midnight I told him “oh my god. Julius Caesar died 1,069 years ago today”.

He didn’t understand what I was talking about, and he also had trouble visualizing the number I was telling him

happy ides of march milgramblr, I am back

happy Mother’s Day for those in the uk!! don’t forget to treat your mom to a lovely day out!! I gave mine breakfast in bed, and now we’re a lovely walk down to the forum to see Caesar. nothing could possibly go wrong on this wholesome day!

Happy ides of March everyone :D

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH EVERYBODY GRAB A DAGGER

IDES OF MARCH :)

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH

i hope u all can stab people and have a joyous day of stabs! kill caesar so much guys this is sick

Has anyone else on this hellsite have an Ides of March tradition of buying a bottle of Caesar dressing from the store and then stabbing it repeatedly?

On my knees BEGGING to be stabbed a large number of times by many people rn

bridge theatre julius caesar you will always be famous

it would be so awesome

i love today because it’s like:

Julius Caesar: *getting stabbed*

me: L+ratio anyways happy birthday to me

I can’t believe it’s taken me 30 years to finally just…read the Wikipedia page about the assassination of Julius Ceaser. That shit is hilarious and he had it coming.

Sources tell me Caesar is stable.

Please, god.