Yall haven’t actually seen Maddie’s and Cyrus’s relationship. And honestly, its hilarious. It’s literally black cat bf and orange cat gf.
Cyrus: *recording* we went to the store for ONE thing. And my girlfriend…
Maddie: *holding a small fishtank* I got a turtle!!!
Cyrus looking at her
Maddie: imma call her Coral.
Cyrus: Where are you gonna put it?
Maddie: on my bookshelf.
Cyrus: …I love you so much.
—
Maddie: *drinking an energy drink*
Cyrus: Maddie.
Maddie: *looks at him*
Cyrus: how much caffeine is in that?
Maddie: why?
Cyrus: bc it sparks up heart rates and is bad for your anxiety.
Maddie: who said i had anxiety?
Cryus: the pills you take for anxiety?
Maddie: …
Maddie: damn.
—
Maddie: *goes into Cyrus’s room* hey are you busy?
Cyrus: it’s 4 AM and still dark out.
Maddie: …
Cryus: ofc not, Maddie, what do you need sweetheart?
Maddie: *goes over to him and hugs him*
Cyrus: I’m gonna tell you something. There will never be a time I’m too busy for you. So what do you need?
Maddie: I crashed into the clock tower while in my bat transformation.
Cyrus: …
Cyrus: ok…
—
Cyrus: *chilling on the couch, reading*
Maddie: *walking past him with a bottle of bleach*
Cyrus: *gets up and follows her* Maddie, what do you need the bleach for?!
Maddie: gonna pour it over your father and light him on f!re.
Cyrus: MADDIE NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TURN MY FATHER INTO A FAKE ONLINE STORY!!
Maddie: you’re right…
Maddie: the fake online story is hotter.
—
Killian: Cyrus. Heard you and my step daughter went on another date. Are you taking care of her?
Cyrus: I’m trying to.
Maddie: *comes in out of breath*
Cyrus: *immediately gets up and goes over to her to assist her*
Cyrus: talk to me, Maddie, what happened?
Maddie: saved the city again. But a building nearly collapsed on me.
Killian: …
—
Cyrus: *playing with Andrew* you’re doing so good counting…what comes after 69?
Maddie: *on the couch, looking at them* oh!!! Mouthwash!!!
Cyrus: …
Killian: *laughs from another room*
Julius who is in the room with them: ew.
*he looks over at Cyrus*
Julius: you’re still welcome to one of the boys.
Cyrus: I could never. She is the one I want.
Julius: did your father drop you on the head?
Cyrus: no. He did drain my bl00d and drvg me tho.
Julius: I see the affects.
—
Maddie: hey Cyrus.
Cyrus: yes?
Maddie: you’re a doctor right?
Cyrus: training to be one. Why?
Maddie: how many gallons of bl00d does the average person have?
Cyrus: why?
Maddie: …reasons.
Cyrus: for what reason could you need that for?
Maddie: …
—
Luce: you two think whatever you have going on is funny?
Maddie: …
Luce: answer me.
Maddie: I’m so sorry I can only focus on that scar on your face. Where’d you get it?
Cyrus: Maddie-
Maddie: you kinda give me the vibes of someone you drinks children’s blood. We all know where you get it from-
Cyrus: MADDIE!
Maddie: also that color does not look good on you. Please find some b!tches.
—
Cyrus: *talking to Vivi and Dev* if you put a nail in a hole-
Maddie: *her eyes widen*
Cyrus: shut up.
Cyrus: and hammer it-
Maddie: *struggling not to laugh*
Cyrus: shut up.
Cyrus: it may not go in the all the way in.
Maddie: *dies*
Julius: still refusing one of the-
Cyrus: yes.
Julius: ok-
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