Finally went to sleep and woke up at a reasonable time and nobody in my life is awake to share this moment
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I’m all about alastor going through a hellfire-esque breakdown when he comes to terms with his feelings for husk like “he will be mine or he will burn” and husk is like “dude chill it ain’t that complicated”
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shit- slept through like, all of yesterday
um. I uh.. I try to when I have the energy, but, he’s fine, Jaxs takes care of him. so don’t worry about it
The poor thing, oh what a pity, the poor thing.
It spends its days curled up in that cramped space, no life for a creature like that.
No life for a creature at all.
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On the one hand, my mother is kinda the worst and tends to not appreciate the fact that her husband is literally the kind of man most women pray and beg God for
On the other hand my dad is a very stubborn and immature man when he wants to be and has a bad habit of not properly expressing his emotions which leads to unnecessary conflict
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thinking cheerfully about light probably later on killing the doctor who pronounced his dad dead, because the entire task force was talking openly in front of him about the death note, and definitely not also because he pronounced his dad dead
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Consuming anti!papyrus can lead to various side effects, such as:
Various forms of canser, shortness of breath, plastic, sudden combustion, lifelong pain and suffering, death, insanity, insomnia, loss of the ability to swim, melting, malfunctioning, becoming a horse, and sudden fainting only at inconvinent times.
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Sometimes a vacation after saving the world is just you, a dwarf, your weird spirit friend, the woman you’re a little bit too obsessed with who broke your heart for conspiring to set up a mage as Divine, and the man you’re using as a rebound
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it’s so cold that my terrestrial snake has become arboreal to get closer to the light
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SO ABOUT THAT FLOODING I BREIFLY MENTIONED
bridge washed out/collapsed while a guy was driving across and had to punch out his truck’s top window to get out, from yeah, underwater!
terrifying!