Nope, but here they are
In 1990:
Aspen - 23f
Clove - 21m
Ash - 19m
Willow - 14f
Maple - 11f
Magnolia (Maggie) - 11f
Tilla - 7f
(and some little facts about them under the cut so people can just scroll faster because I will ramble)
Aspen was a major whoopsie and accident, their parents were 16 when they had her (technically their mom was barely 16 when she had her, Aspen was born the day after her mom’s 16th birthday). Their parents got married before she was born (totally legal in California with parental consent and the parents pushed for it) Their dad dropped out of school and got a job at an auto shop to provide for his new family.
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Clove was also a whoopsie, but caused much less fan fair since they were married and kind of stable.
Ash was ALSO unplanned, but it wasn’t like they were trying to not have a kid so thats on them.
Willow was their first planned child, but she doesn’t know that. All of them (except Aspen) thought they were planned. Oops.
Maggie was a surprise, as none of the ultrasounds showed another baby. Technically, Magnolia was going to be the name of the older twin because that was the name they had spent months coming up with. There was an error and the names got swapped, so the older twin was named Maple and the younger Magnolia. Their parents just went with it.
The twins are the first set of twins in the family…ever? Twins don’t run in the family. And yet, when they have kids Maple has a set of twins and so does Tilla (it makes sense in Tilla’s case she marries a twin) (I just looked over my notes again, several of them have twins oops)
Tilla is the last whoopsie. Their mom’s IUD failed.
Aspen has always kind of been a third parent, even though their parents tried their hardest for that to not happen. After she moves out, she still visits basically every day to help keep the house running. Everyone listens to her. If she gives an order, you fucking do it.
Willow and her mom do not get along once Willow hits about… 12? They are simply too similar. Her mom sees so much of her younger self in Willow and the last thing she wants is for her to end up in the same place. Willow sees this as super controlling and rebels. She doesn’t want to be like her mom, she’s doing what she can to avoid that. Once Willow is older (roughly around when she gets unshrunk again) her and her mom start getting along again.
Willow has the EXACT same issue with Astrid years later, since Astrid is literally just Willow 2.0, and every time Astrid does something truly infuriating Willow sends her mom some kind of apology gift. There is a lot of “I wasn’t this bad, right mom?” “No you were this bad.” conversations.
You would think since Clove and Ash are the only boys they would get along, but no. Ash doesn’t get along with any of his siblings, he’s always picking on the younger ones and causing issues. This literally doesn’t change in the slightest as they get older, and he teases his nieces and nephews (and his siblings spouses) the exact same way. Well, he does until Pete puts his foot down after Ash makes Astrid cry. They have a very heated argument and some punches are thrown. Ash gets his nose broken, Pete has a black eye, and Willow’s mom, Aspen and Willow sit them down and force a conversation because they cannot be having fist fights in front of the kids. Ash and Pete literally never get along, especially after that, but they just keep away from the other. (Pete tells Willow he has only hated like, 2 people in his life and they’re Schmector and Ash.)
Willow has always been closest with Aspen, and she even though she acts like she hates her sisters, she tries to replicate what Aspen did for her as a kid for her sisters.
I’ll expand on them more later, I’ve got an exam I have to get in rip
