Me, a homestuck fan, screaming at Gwen: You Can’t Escape The Miles

Spiderfam/Batfam overlap fans who think Miles Morales and Jason Todd would be best friends are objectively right and they should say it,coming from thee Jason expert who is working on becoming a Miles expert too(reading every single issue he’s ever appeared in and watching and playing all his adaptions like i did Jason).Jason WOULD instantly fw Miles onsight!!And Miles WOULD immediately vibe with Jason because he genuinely likes his personality!!!!Miles’d do a quip on how one of them has to change wether they met in civillian gear or on hero time since they both got that red hoodie symbolism and their costumes are so similar and Jason’d ask Miles about his art and tell him his powers are cool and how smart he is and treat him to Batburger/Dairy Super/etc without him even asking ‘cause he just want to make sure Little Man stays fed!!!And Miles lets Jason introduce him to his favorite books so they can talk about them together and takes up poetry thanks to his influence and convinces him to teach him to ride a motorcycle and they go on missions together and figure out combo moves Miles gives names to like the anime geek he is and Jason scarrs a good chunk of creepier Spiderman villains into never getting near Miles to hurt him again to the point they begged to be arrested to get away from him and they got an arcade hangout located in a pocket dimension they found!!!!They’d literally be like brothers,all based on canon characterization and history!

Don’t get the wrong idea though,that dosen’t mean Miles is a Batkid.He hates Bruce so bad for an entire list worth of valid reasons but he’s tight with Tim too and i propose this takes place in No52 where Duke is the 5th Robin and The Outlaws’ Robin and Nell is the 4th Batgirl and part of Damian’s Teen Titans generation so Miles and them hang out.Let Miles have black friends and Jason too,Miles has them canonically and Jason needs them if he’s going to be afrolatino instead of a walking stereotype🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Stop saying The Punisher is the Marvel version of Jason Todd/Red Hood,Miles Morales literally looks/dresses like this

Miles and Jason don’t have any hyperspecific nicknames for eachother but they’re still special and they’re ‘Big Guy’ and 'Little Man’.Miles means it’s affectionately to say he sees Jason as his big brother and someone he can trust in and rely in as an adult in his life and Jason calls Miles Little Man in the aave way since they’re both black/afro-caribbean but also to say he sees him as a mini version of himself based on how he’s just like him when he was Robin.Miles is very pocketable to Jason too

Miles never thought to look up his reality’s Gwen….

Comparing Jason Todd to The Punisher is crazy because 1.Miles Morales is literally him and 2.The Punisher is like fucking Batman you posers😭He’s just darker Bruce and Miles is just sunnier Jason

Jic anybody tries to start shit or vague me for my Flowerghost Brothers posting because Jason’s a canon killer and Miles follows the no kill role:Are you also against Jason having his extremely unconventional personality and noncomfortist ideals and backstory erased to sanatize him to ‘a female fantasy’ as buzzwording for kinky bad smut for white straight girls and against joking about that horrific scene from Lost Days and him growing uo to date his way older brother’s exes(Roy and Kory in og Rhato)?No?D'you also think Duke and Cass aren’t core/main Batkids?Yeah,that tracks.If y'all can project shit tons of things onto Jason’s character that’re erasure,then i actually ADD to him by making him afro-dominican and project too as i’m an afrolatina who’s got intergenerational friendships with teen afrolatinos that i headcanon him and Miles to be like and their dynamic is as much for Miles as it for Jason cause i want Miles to be appreciated for the potential he has in crossovers for once seeing as y'all clearly won’t.Boring ass mfs and i bet you like Mcu Petermj’s lightskin girls only copouts

Batfam and Spiderfam dynamics

• Jason and Miles are platonic soulmates,thanks.As a black dominicano myself,there is no reaction Jason would have to meeting the Spiderfam other then making a b-line to the lil nigga talking with his hands to someone who’s not listening and asking him about what he’s rambling about to genuinely listen and this applies to any timeline Jason cause the Lazarus Pit isn’t gringofication juice.Miles takes an equally quick liking to him and they’ve got tons in common but enough differences to keep their interactions interesting and add some mutual angst(I see you in me and you see me in you but the feeling isn’t exactly the same,not always but we’re getting there for eachother)
• Babs fucks with Miguel by hacking his Spidertech and dosen’t even do any actual damage but pretends she has or is planning to to keep him on his toes.He is Screaming
• Stephanie and Gwen hit it off almost as instantly as the Flowerghost Brothers did for the same reasons and Stephie calls Gwendita ‘sister’ first as the slang but then as a found family thing.Gwen convinced her to dye her hair like Hobie did her and Stephanie now has a split down the middle purple dye to her natural black butterfly locs and she brings her over to Batgirls hangouts so she can feel like a real girl as gender validation but also trauma healing and on first meeting Stephanie had a reverse to her and Jess’ first meeting as Gwen chattered off about herself in autistic awkwardness and she responded with 'Can i adopt you?’ to Gwen’s touched shock and Steph’s embarrasment(Gwen is still 16 and Stephanie was 18 btw)(Death may love you but i love more and i’ll save you from it)(You’re the Robin that flew the highest even though you flew for the shortest time)
• The babygirlfication of Duke Thomas:By Hobie Brown.Duke was flustered and weak in the knees enough just from Hobie unmasking but the fact that Hobie found him equally attractive didn’t help since he instantly started flirting with him.Duke powered through after getting used to it a significant instences of Spiderpunk rizz and Hobie was pleasently surprised that he actually wasn’t a shy meek 'normal’ boy but as chaotic as he is and that was when it went from attraction to real romantic love as they got to really know eachother and Hobie shows off Duke to his band’s fans and they take care of eachother post-hero work and before it too(You’re SUCH a punk……..I can’t fucking tell if i wanna be with you or be you or roast you/I’m Spiderman and you’re Robin.We can do all three,Sunlight.This the part where you kiss me,yeah?/Obviously-Why else would i have done that 1920s toons ass shit to get you upside down?)
• Dick and Peter B are iconic 'The ones who started it all and mentor the ones to keep the legacy going’ solidarity but Dick’s a cool hot tgirl about it and Peter B’s a lame in a sexy kinda way tboy about it.Their friendship is healthy if weird and they do hero jobs together occasionally and exchange trans stories/jokes.Also:“………We seem to have the same type?” “You mean…..Redheads…?” “What?!No,black women!” “OH THANK FUCK,I KNEW THAT CREEPY RUMOR ABOUT YOU WASN’T REAL!!!”
• Talia and Rio met through Jason and Miles and formed a friendship of their own.It was really nice for Talia to befriend another woc who’s deep into and proud of her heritage and they do cultural bonding and hang out casually too and they’re also both bi women with a past history of multiple girlfriends which is a nice surprise and they can be found drinking tea and eating tostadas together at least once a month.Talia and Uncle Aaron would’ve been besties too if he’d lived and her breath hitched when she met his 42 Variant and Miles G from the flashbacks to Jason’s ressurection and her reconnection with him as he turned into Red Hood under her wing(It’s like looking at ghosts that’ll never really die)
• Cass and Peni suffer from the infantalization and moefication of easian women and girls both in-universe and out of universe so they go beyond and Cass helps Peni go back to her authentic japanese roots by having a storyline with her that’s a ref to her Nge inspo and this includes Earth 14512 and Prime Earth glitches fuckery and Cass briefly goes chinese cartoon incarnated which she’s more than okay with.They listen to Mcr and participate in Cass’ tradgoth hobbies and Peni gets her to embrace her hidden small love of cute shit and there’s anatomically dehumanized child soldier bonding(Don’t let them make you a rose without thorns)(Be beautiful to everyone you want to but terrifying to everyone else.You’ve earned both)
• Kory and Jessica get black milf-y with it by increasing their hotness by 100+ with their combined energy and Kory teases her about the Spiderkids calling her 'Spidermom’ as a half-joking mantle and Jessica just rolls her eyes playfully and says she’s jealousy she’s milf x 2 now.Kory also gives her free clothes she got from her modeling job and Jessica takes her out on motorcyle rides with her own pastel pink helmet and was confused for a Tamaranean a few times so she gaslight the media about it for funsies.Street food gyals too and get their nails and hair done together at different dimensional black salons as a quest of sorts.THEE Spiderbatfam battle duo,they are whole ass GREEK TITANS in damage level(Also jic no ion ship Peter B and Jessica,Dick was talking about 616 MJ who is black to me due to one of few mcu W’s)
• Maps and Margo be peppy girl geeks of color who’re twinnin’ on almost all their tastes,the only real difference being Maps’ japanese ones vs Margo’s haitian ones BUT they get to diaspora bond thanks to being inmigrant kids♡Margo has pretend drawn constellations with Maps’ freckles and this my friends was the true beginning of Margomaps.Margo social media brags and posts about 'her girlfriend Maps’ like the slang and Maps drags her into Gotham mystery solving and they’re call themselves 'Team Birdbyte’ know damn well that’s a ship name.Maps once put her hairclip on Margo’s hair and kissed it 'for good luck’ because she was scared shitless for her on a life or death mission and Margo sweeped her up into her arms to give her a big 'ol smooch upon return and Maps had heart eyes afterwards as they went on their first 'date’ i.e Sharing a bed for the first time as they talked out their love for eachother in detail over pizza and strawberry fizz(You’re not my Player 2,you’re my main girl)
• I don’t got fancy schmancy for these last two but Tim x Miles is so fucking real,,,,,,,,,Better than any yt boys only crossover ship for sure.They’re just,autistic trans teenage boygirlfriends but like realistic ones not fake deep wonderbread and they’re brown4black because Tim’s biracial on Janet’s side cause she was cherokee and Miles is an honorary Young Justice member who earned a Blue Lantern ring and they’re so sweet and soft and sappy and cringe together………..Cool girl Miles and her losercore bf who loves her so fucking much and that she loves so fucking much back and she thinks SHE’S the desperate loser.And the other thing is Tiffany Fox is Batgirl here!!It only feels right considering it’s Spiderverse and she hangs out the Spiderteens/Tim and Duke’s age group/the older Batgirls!!She’s a recurring major character i have for this in my head and is one of Miles’ big crushes although not endgame since she realized she’d rather make friends for a long time first than date right then.And she grows up to have a happy healthy marriage and kids!!♡(Red Table mutual you know who you are,ADD TIFF)
• Misc extras:Prime Earth has a Dairy Queen equivalent called Dairy Super,Miles and Jason have texting Tamagotchis that were upgraded by Margo at random because she wanted to see if she could and Miles’ is a cat while Jason’s is a bat,Gwen’s mom was afro-dominican and she got her Atsv hair but in locs and Stephanie is specifically jamaican/korean and blondephobic as is Tim,Peter B’s character assasination didn’t happen cause the writers were so darksided for that,Jessica is trans as per her comics,Stephcass is a thing and share an apartment and basically act like a butch4femme eternally married couple(A la Bubbline in Obsidian and onward)and it’s perfectly possible to make a Batfam crossover that isn’t about blue eyes,incest or pedophillia shipping or spits in the name of superheroes and what they stand for in favor of propaganda,gatekeeping and writing that’s so horny it circles right around to being sexless.And you just read one :)

I made these to do the Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing copies meme with them but it’s funnier this way actually.They look like those latino memes of anime characters photoshopped into irl places for no reason

Just realized that when Miles and Gwen are sitting together, his posture looks bad, but since they’re upside down he’s actually the one using more effort in the way he’s sitting

Rio and Jeff sometimes call Gwen “Miss Gwanda”. They think that they are funny. They aren’t.

yeah everyone thinks about Hobie playing wingman to Gwen for FlowerGhost but….

have you considered Gwen playing wingman to Hobie for FlowerPunk?

“Oh. My. Gosh! You’d Love him!!!!”

(Spiderman does both)

PET AU!

I HOPE IT SHOWS IN THE TAGS THIS TIME!

Miles:

• He is a main coon mix and the fluffyest boy around.
• He is usually really well behaved, but he is also very cuddly and will scream at you if you ignore him. Or go to work. Or go to toilet.
• He used to be Ripeters Pet before he died in an car accident.
• Beter adopted him after that, but couldn’t take good care of him because of his failing mental health.
• So he ran away in the hopes of finding Ripeter
• He met Gwen and Hobie (who is an raccoon) on his 3th night out and they strong armed them into their squad. (Pavitr the fox is also part of that)
• Everything went well for a few weeks, till Gwen didn’t come home from her hunt.
• He tried to investigate and got chased around by Miguel, who thought that he was Hobie
• He ended up in his Bathroom after he realised that he wasn’t a ferral raccoon
• This is also where he met Margo, Miguel’s Pitbull.
• Friendships where made and Miguel decided against taking him to the shelter.
• He was brought to the vet and checked through and they found his chip
• Cue spiderdads romance

Gwen:

• Similar to Miles, she ran away from home after her owner died
• Hobie found her and the rest is history
• Similar to the film, Miles fell first, but Gwen fell a lot harder
• So everything was great!
• Till she was run over by a motorcycle She was fine since Jess immediately panic rushed her to the vet
• This is how she got herself adopted Now she felt guilty for it, but also didn’t want to leave that warm home with food till she was completely healed.
• In that time she also grew closer to jess and felt bad for wanting to leave her.
• Then, a few weeks later she meets Miles again on a “kitty play date” since jess and Miguel are close friends

Miles and Gwen!

I do like me some good pet au.

(I already have miles done, but I can’t separate them)

Just thinking about Miles’ artbook again

Did Miles have bongos in the first movie or did he get them because of Gwen?

(i need to look at the wikipedia page for three kings day)

Thank you so much! <3

got tagged by flowerghost

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1. What would you rather be Werewolf, Vampire, Witch or other mystical creature? a shadowhunter or an angel
2. Fandomwar you can only choose one.Which fandom is it? supernatural fandom
3. What is the first thing you see when you look around your room? piles of clothes
4. Who is your favourite Weasley? the twins 
5. When you could change one thing at your life what would that be? so many things, i don’t think i can pick just one
6. Which Disney Princess/Prince would you like to be? probably Belle from Beauty and The Beast
7. Do you have more gay ships or straight/lesbian? More gay ships
8. What is your favourite colour? black
9. Do you know any other tumblr user personally? if you mean in real life then nope
10. Would you rather live your life without love but be happy or love but be sad all the time? live my life without love

thank you for tagging me, i’m not going to tag anyone b/c i’m trying to make friends with photoshop.

((OOC:  The whole terrified-and-aroused thing was first seen on MOTHERFUCKING WEREWOLVES! All credit goes to them. It’s so true though, LOL))