



new respect for Kashino not disturbing Chocolat’s rest and committed to carrying her around in his bag
Sonic shrugs, eyes closed, “You really need to grow up, Eggman.”
Then the drums and cymbals enter the chat
Then the crowd start cheering “Sonic! Sonic!”
“Cut it out! No way!” and speeds away in a blue blur and the “Sonic! Sonic!” chant continues.
Tails, Amy, and Chris look at each other.
Then just Chris smiling, “Our hero has to be Sonic.” THEN CHRIS LOOKS AT US–“Right?” THEN WINKS AT US–
WHOOO ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC
AND IS THAT RAP OR DUBSTEP?!
And it’s more warp and techno! And fast-paced!
“Jump like Sonic” is an actual English lyric 😂😂
Ok T.O.P. is a BANGER!!
Rouge is flying, but suddenly gets a headache and gasps, hand to that spot, suddenly falling off-kilter.
Topaz on the helicopter: “What’s wrong? Are you sleep-deprived because of your late nights?”
Ok this is a good argument for work-life balance regulation.
Rouge caught herself, flies up back to the window like sliding PNG.
Then scary carnival music. “No. There are strange radio waves coming from somewhere.”
OMG CUZ BATS USE ECHOLOCATION TO NAVIGATE–
Then she flies down, Topaz asks the pilot “Follow her!” and it turns out that the radio waves are from a bunch of towers–presumably Eggman’s sunshine science


The new brown secretary:
Name: Christina Cooper [yay, she has a name!]
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Height: 170 centimeters
Weight: 50 kilograms
Age: 38 years old
Characteristics: Current presidential advisor; smart and calm



“I’ll be the pilot”
Tanaka in a astronaut suit, with stereotypical “presenting Lord Samurai” music
“We’re counting on you!”
Ok I’m starting to love the trope where ppl who are DEFINITELY not qualified to be an astronaut suddenly become astronauts only cuz Plot
crazy how the happiness of this story hinges of sifeng not despairing in xuanji’s care for and trust in him
can’t wait for bailing to meet a terrible end like…..frothing at the mouth to watch him die in extreme pain
Ha. Cuz the title is “The Serpent’s Terror” lol
And also, well, Terror.
(Masterpost) (Pinboard) (whole thing on AO3)

Warning! Spoilers for All 50 Episodes!
We start off with Wei Wuxian, paper edition, flinging himself onto the surprisingly well-preserved face of Nie Mingjue.

Back in their room, Lan Wangji immediately recognizes that Wei Wuxian is doing empathy, even though it’s an advanced technique that Lan Wangji hasn’t seen him use before, as far as I can recall. Maybe the wind from nowhere that kicks up as soon as the empathy session starts is an indicator he’s been trained to recognize.

Lan Wangji: Where’s my fan?
We head into an extended flashback from Nie Mingjue’s memories.

Dead-Nie-Mingjue spends a surprising amount of time thinking about how sexy and imposing he used to be, as well as remembering things he wasn’t actually there to witness. The whole sequence is presented in usual close-third-person narrative POV. Maybe when we die, we switch to third-person camera view. *shrug*
Nie Mingjue finishes off a couple of Zombies without wiping his sabre, which would make Aslan very unhappy if we were in Narnia.

Then he glares angrily at his crew of cheerful disciples and their unbloodied swords, for reasons that are unclear. He’s an angry guy.
(More behind the cut!)
[[MORE]]He says to call the dude who was “the last one to stay guard last time.” When they say it’s Meng Yao he looks shocked. I don’t know why he’s shocked because I don’t know what he actually means by “the last one to stay guard last time.” On Netflix this is translated as the dude who “stayed the latest last time,” which I guess means that Meng Yao works harder than everyone else? But apparently the result is that he is required to carry water for the rest of the group, so maybe it means he’s a slacker? Without seeing the duty roster I can’t really tell what the deal is here.

Next we see Meng Yao walking up with a whole bunch of water bottles on a hill above the CDrama River of Questionable Life Choices, where we have previously seen Wei Wuxian, Wen Kexing, A-Qing, and maybe those Lotus Casebook guys.
He approaches the mouth of a (incredibly beautiful) cave, where he can hear people talking shit about him inside.

Instead of going inside and telling them to shut their collective pie hole, he goes and sits by a tree to have lunch by himself. With…all the water? They should have waited to insult him until AFTER the water delivery. Jeez, these guys are dumb.
While he chows down on his bread, he keeps glancing wistfully at the cave where the dudes are, but somehow fails to notice Nie Mingjue walking up to him until he’s 2 feet away.

Nie Mingjue asks why Meng Yao isn’t in the cave with the others. Meng Yao makes a face at the cave and Nie Mingjue strides over there, eager for an opportunity to be pissed off about something.
They walk into the cave together and the dudes are STILL talking shit about him. I get that gossip is fun, but there are only 3 things to know about Meng Yao. 1. Mom was a sex worker 2. dad is reknowned creep Jin Guangshan 3. got kicked down the stairs at Jinlintai. That’s it.

Anyone who enjoys gossip knows that the conversation would have shifted by now, to one of the following topics: 1. who else’s mom is a sex worker? Yours, no yours! 2. the further creep adventures of Jin Guangshan 3. every over-long staircase that anyone in the group has ever heard of, and everyone who either climbed up it or fell down it.
Instead, the conversation has stayed resolutely on the topic of Meng Yao, and Nie Mingjue just stands there with him behind a rock wall, listening while his guys lay out all of the embarrasing detail, along with their big opinions.
One guy says that Meng Yao has accepted his fate and has to run and get water for them, but another guy says he hasn’t accepted it, that he’s diligent & working hard all the time so he can gain fame and get his father to acknowledge him. This is the only guy who has said anything positive about him, and this is the speech Nie Mingjue decides to interrupt, rather than the speech about how many men Meng Yao’s mom has fucked. What the hell, Nie Mingjue? Nie Minjue clearly has no interest in saving Meng Yao embarrassment.

Nie Mingjue yells at everyone and tells Meng Yao that the more that these assholes talk shit about him, the more he has to achieve to make sure there’s nothing they can say. Which is…pretty decent advice, sadly.

While Nie Mingjue delivers his lecture, Meng Yao mentally counts up how many guys he’s going to be murdering later. Then Nie Mingjue pointedly promotes him to be his deputy General. Meng Yao thanks him formally and apparently sincerely.
Before we jump ahead to what happens next, let’s talk about how this scene sets up the relationship between Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao. I think it’s a super toxic relationship right from the get-go.

When I first watched this scene it played like a leader seeing the value in his subordinate, defending him from his peers, and elevating him as a reward for his hard work. But I think that’s not really what we’re seeing. Nie Mingjue’s focus throughout this encounter is on the rest of his men; specifically on their unvirtuous behavior and his rage about it. He’s using Meng Yao to teach them a lesson, and it seems like he elevates him above them not as a reward for himself, but as a punishment for them.

On the flip side, Meng Yao’s lunchtime pity party seems a lot less spontaneous to me, now that I’ve seen so many other Wuxia & Xianxia dramas, than it did when I first fell into this CDrama rabbit hole. His meek, butthurt reaction to people talking shit about him is inappropriate for a cultivator or any fighter in the Jianghu. It’s an entire culture based around fighting and responding to challenges. He definitely doesn’t lack courage, so I think his meekness in this situation is crafted for its effect on Nie Mingjue.
Let’s have a flashback of our own, so we can compare this meeting with Meng Yao’s first meeting with Lan Xichen, back in Episode 4.
When Meng Yao is presented, some Jiang sect douchebags in the back lay out his whole backstory in loud stage whispers. Lan Qiren quickly silences them – without losing his temper, notably.

Even though he’s a grumpy SOB who doesn’t normally hesitate to yell at Wei Wuxian students, he does not embarrass Meng Yao by making a big deal of the situation; not even to say Gossip is Forbidden.
Lan Xichen then steps up and, smooth king that he is, drops the piece of gossip HE has heard about Meng Yao: “I’ve heard that Clan Leader Nie has a helpful assistant.” Then he compliments the elegance of his speech, saying that he matches up to his expectations.

Then he strokes his fingers while he praises the gift he’s brought. Then he grabs him and kisses him passionately in front of everyone Ahem. Pardon me.
Where Nie Mingjue’s reaction to malicious gossip is to listen to every word of it and then make a big show of criticizing the people speaking, Lan Xichen moves to counteract it with praise, subtly shaming the gossipers in a way that genuinely uplifts Meng Yao. And he does it just because he’s a nice guy who finds Meng Yao pleasing, not because he requires anything from him. Whereas Nie Mingjue appears to require quite a lot from Meng Yao.
Nie Mingjue’s goal seems to be to improve Meng Yao in a fundamental way; to educate him and sort of force him onto the path of virtue. He also wants to use him to force his men onto the path of virtue…a path he himself does not, actually, walk.
Next we jump ahead to Meng Yao shanking the guard captain.

I think Nie Mingjue needs to overhaul his hiring practices because this dude is very easy to stab and perhaps should not be in charge of anything relating to combat. Maybe the “block” button on his game controller broke.

Note that Meng Yao picks up a saber to do this - not a Wen sword, but a Nie saber, which might be a props error, since later Nie Mingjue accuses him of deliberately using a Wen sword to disguise his actions.
We’ve seen these events before, back in episode 10, but the editing adds some things in the current episode, and removes others. Let’s look at the differences.
The night before this fight, there’s a banquet and Meng Yao spends most of it making out with guarding Xue Yang. He does this by checking on him a bunch, which doesn’t seem like it should be necessary in a fortress with a proper dungeon, but whatevs.
In Episode 10, we see Meng Yao briefly encounter the drunken, hostile guard captain, who shoulder-checks him and calls him son of a [sex worker], but otherwise we don’t see any of their conversation.

In Episode 41, Nie Mingjue’s head remembers a longer version of the encounter, with bonus vomiting. The captain tells Meng Yao he saw him talking to someone, asks what he’s up to, accuses him of lying, and Meng Yao tells the captain’s sidekick to put his drunk ass to bed.
This whole scene is HILARIOUS when you consider that this is Nie Mingjue’s mental account of events, which means the Captain must have put everything we see in his report to the boss.

“Well, sir, I was incredibly drunk and vomiting in public near the Lan guest quarters when that twink that you like was seen talking to someone, so I roughed him up a bit and insulted his mother before I went to pass out from drunkenness. I hope you will reprimand him for his bad behavior.”
That scene, in Episode 41, ends with Meng Yao all alone, straightening and brushing off his clothes and making his “I’m plotting your death” face.

Nie Mingjue sure does remember a lot of stuff he wasn’t actually around to see. Maybe he’s filling in gaps with everything he’s heard during all the times Meng Yao has stood in front of his head-shelf and gloated out loud about stuff.
In episode 10, Wen Chao and Wen Zhuliu bring some guys to attack the Unclean Realm. Meng Yao goes and stabs the guard captain while Nie Mingjue is in a melee 1-on-1 with Wen Zhuliu, which requires all of his focus and spinning.

Nie Mingjue glances to the side in a moment of respite and sees Meng Yao stabbing the guard captain; he promptly forgets about fighting Wen Zhuliu in order to go shout at Meng Yao.
Meng Yao pulls on a tee shirt that says “commmit to the bit” and proceeds to say “it wasn’t me” over and over despite having been caught red-handed.

This distraction enables Wen Zhuliu to almost stab Nie Mingjue, but he’s saved by Meng Yao throwing himself in the way of the blade. These people should learn to block with something besides their torsos.
In Episode 41, Nie Mingjue’s head has forgotten that Wen Zhuliu was ever there, and doesn’t focus on the other Wen dudes right in his eye line. He notices Meng Yao acting a tiny bit squirrely and stops fighting in order to go follow him. Like. Stops fighting to defend his fortress, seat of his power, family home, etc., because he doesn’t trust his subordinate.

Did I mention the need to overhaul Nie Clan hiring practices? Also some management training wouldn’t be out of place.
Nie Mingjue’s head also remembers that Meng Yao smirked evilly while doing the stabbing.

It’s cool that he had time to notice this and be shocked and appalled rather than, you know, moving quickly to intercept the blow or otherwise help his captain out.
Side note: Meng Yao doesn’t wipe his saber when he’s done with it. Aslan is sad now.

After the battle is resolved, we go to Nie Mingjue’s office. In episode 10 we jump in with Meng Yao groveling on the floor while Nie Mingjue yells at him. In Episode 41, we learn that he’s on the floor not because he put himself there, but because Nie Mingjue apparently kicked him and his recent chest wound across the room.

In Episode 10, Meng Yao makes it makes it clear that he killed the guard captain on purpose, and gives a pretty good list of reasons for killing him.
Meng Yao says that he could tolerate the first two problems, but he 100% will not tolerate #3. It’s not about personal pride, for him, it’s about ambition.
There’s always gonna be another mountain
I’m always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I’m gonna have to lose
Ain’t about how fast I get there
Ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side
It’s the climb
The part about Xue Yang is bullshit, of course, but the rest seem like pretty okay reasons for killing the guy. I mean, in the world of the show, where justice is mostly determined by stabbing.

Nie Mingjue doesn’t think pride in your own achievements is a good enough reason, and banishes him.
In Episode 41, Nie Mingjue remembers things differently; this time Meng Yao’s justification is:

This time, Nie Mingjue feels like it would be ok to kill the captain in a sudden moment of anger, but if that was how it went down, you wouldn’t have an evil smirk on your face. Also, why pretend that Xue Yang did it and why use a Wen Sword? [it was clearly a Nie saber, bruh]
Nie Mingjue thinks he’s been planning this for a long time, because the guard captain told him that Meng Yao was colluding with Xue Yang. Nie Mingjue has ALMOST figured out what’s going on here, but his anger is making him stupid.
Instead of following through to the logical conclusion that Meng Yao is getting up to some shenanigans with Xue Yang, he focuses on his own hurt feelings, suspecting that Meng Yao was manipulating him from the beginning. Which, of course, he was, but Nie Mingjue was using Meng Yao, too. Red flags all around.

He wonders if Meng Yao would have killed the caveful of bullies if Nie Mingjue hadn’t come to help him out. Which is ridiculous since Meng Yao was just sitting and having his lunch when NMJ showed up; if he felt like killing those guys it would be pretty simple to poison the water they were making him carry for them.
Nie Mingjue proceeds to banish Meng Yao not precisely for killing a guy without permission, but for having the wrong priorities and values. So he really shouldn’t be surprised when Meng Yao goes to work for Wen Ruohan.
Soundtrack: The Climb, Alan Cumming version

NOT HIM GIVING THAT GUY A CUNTY STAREDOWN WHILE DRINKING FROM A TINY LITTLE TEACUP.
Anyway, I think that, this is a yet another instance of Kerubim trying to install, within Joris, a love for merchantship. And by god, it’s working.

Joris knows him well. Cute. :)

Joris just screamed “THE SWORD IS FAKE?!” as loud as he could and is now watching the ensuing chaos with a satisfied little smile. Will his reign of evil ever be stopped? I genuinely think he loves this. Just like an adult, he only pretends to be normal. He knows what he did. He loves it and approves too. <3


He LOVES it when people clap for Kerubim almost as much as the man himself does… He truly is god’s strongest Kerubim apologism warrior.

The text at the bottom is unreadable for me, besides the stray “L”, “D”, “U”, and “C”, but at the top it is “LEGENDES”

I bet primitive ecaflips pack bonded with bow meows or something.

Even though Lanceforge weren’t yet a thing in the lore during this time, my gut reaction to this cave and that name is “IS THIS THE EVIL ISLAND FROM CIRE MOMORE?!?!?” and then I just start coughing up blood.

I hauve Post-“Cire Momore Webtoon” Stress Disorder.
And guys, you want to read that comic, for free, on allskreen, soooooooooooooooo bad. Haha. This isn’t analysis this is me telling you to go read this comic.

Imagine being in love with an ecaflip person, but having an allergy to their fur. Wouldn’t that be fucked. Wouldn’t that be hellish.

I love how that section nonchalantly transitions to show Kerubim buying this sword.


Handwriting is very hard to parse in this series.

Truly, the flash frame of all time.


Speechless.


Ruining other people’s entire day is a good job well done.
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