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Looking at this “new” tech and realizing Bitcoin is old enough to have a middle school identity crisis is making me age in real time. I’m just here for the vibes and the funny dog while my bank account remains a complete mystery.

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Analyst Predicts Dogecoin Price Will ‘Pump Hard’ Soon, Here’s Why

A crypto analyst has predicted that Dogecoin’s price action will pump very hard soon if on-chain data is any indication. The meme coin has been trading around $0.10, but a set of network metrics is beginning to provide a constructive outlook. 
Despite the lackluster price action, some analysts believe a recovery may be closer than the price chart suggests. These predictions are based on different…

Analyst Predicts Dogecoin Price Will ‘Pump Hard’ Soon, Here’s Why

The government is investigating new claims that DOGE misused Social Security data — NPR

Na última sexta-feira, a juíza Colleen McMahon, do Tribunal Distrital dos EUA, emitiu uma ordem que causou controvérsia ao determinar a remoção de vídeos de depoimentos relacionados ao DOGE, implicando em questões legais e éticas sobre a disseminação da informação. A decisão foi controversa, levando a um intenso debate sobre os limites da liberdade de expressão na era digital. Os vídeos, que continham depoimentos de indivíduos associados ao DOGE, foram considerados relevantes em um julgamento iminente, contudo, sua remoção levantou sérias preocupações sobre a transparência do governo e o direito dos cidadãos à informação.(…)

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DOGE Deposition Videos Taken Down After Judge Order and Widespread Mockery

DOGE Deposition Videos Taken Down After Judge Order and Widespread Mockery — 13 Mar 2026

A judge on Friday ordered the immediate removal of a series of depositions of members of DOGE, but not before clips of the depositions, including one in which a member was largely unable to define DEI, went viral and were covered widely, including by 404 Media.

At the time of writing, the depositions are not available on YouTube, where the Modern Language Association had uploaded them. The MLA, American Council of Learned Societies, and American Historical Association, are suing the National Endowment for the Humanities (NEH) and others around DOGE’s cuts of hundreds of millions of dollars worth of grants. Neither the plaintiffs nor the government immediately responded to a request for comment.

The government recently asked the plaintiffs to remove the videos “from the internet due to concerns that the publication of the videos could subject the witnesses and their family members to undue harassment and reputational harm,” according to a filing from the government on Friday. “Unfortunately, that risk has now materialized—at least one witness has been subjected to significant harassment, including death threats. Accordingly, we respectfully request that the Court enter the requested order as soon as possible to minimize the risk of additional harm to the witnesses and their families.”

The letter then references media coverage, including 404 Media’s specific article I Watched 6 Hours of DOGE Bro Testimony. Here’s What They Had to Say For Themselves. 

Specifically, the filing says Justin Fox, whose response to not being able to define DEI went viral, “has been subject to harassment and has received a number of death threats since the videos and video clips were publicized and circulated.”

Why The Dogecoin EMA Is The Level That Will Determine The Next Price Move

Crypto analyst Osemka has suggested that DOGE is at a make-or-break level, where it could see a parabolic move to the upside or suffer a huge decline. The analyst alluded to the Dogecoin EMA, which could determine the next move for the foremost meme coin. 
Dogecoin EMA Set To Determine Next Move For The Meme Coin
In an X post, Osemka said that something will soon have to give, alluding to the…

Why The Dogecoin EMA Is The Level That Will Determine The Next Price Move

Em um desdobramento alarmante ligado à empresa de Elon Musk, DOGE, um ex-funcionário está sendo acusado de acessar indevidamente dados da Segurança Social, potencialmente comprometendo informações de até 500 milhões de pessoas. O incidente provocou uma onda de reações entre especialistas em tecnologia e privacidade, que agora se preocupam com as implicações desse vazamento em massa e a falta de responsabilização no setor público.(…)

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