Do it soldier make me proud.

+> 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙻 𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴…
+> 𝚁𝙴𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙰…
=============================================== 𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙲𝚈 - 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙾𝚈𝙴𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙲𝙾𝚁𝙳 ================================================

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+> 𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙶𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈: 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳
+> 𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝚄𝙿𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳: [𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙰 𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳]

+> 𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙴𝙲𝙾𝚁𝙳__
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“One day, when I kiss the stars, they’ll kiss me back”
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⠴⣾⣯⣅⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣦⡀⠒⠻⠿⣿⡿⠿⠓⠂⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠁⠀⣹⣿⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣽⣿⡿⠟⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠿⠛⠻⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠏⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠋⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣾⣿⠿⢿⣷⣀⢀⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀’you got bigger'⠀⠀⠀
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⠀mun is 25, MDNI, sensitive and 18+ asks okay, message to be added to the lore⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Hi, My Detested
I will stop playing the Xbox until 3 am when you and a certain someone stop yipping and yapping until 3am. Otherwise, expect to hear more from where that came from 😌
All my best,
Your Beloathed
Awwwwww don’t be scared amigo. She’s only slightly scary. Nah, she’s a secret sweetheart, just don’t tell anyone. She will deny it until the day she dies.
-Hails
Maria “Dipstick” Martinez kicking her legs getting stuck in the engine bay of a truck because she thought she could get out and couldn’t.
“¿Estás de broma?!!! I look like a B list porno!” She yells as she wiggles out. Inch by inch. Until she can toss the flashlight out of her hands and the wrench and actually get her fingers around the lip and pull herself back out. Yet still managing to snag her ponytail on a bolt on the radiator.
“Aye!” Her legs kick as she unwraps her hair.
Dipstick blinks at him.
“I can’t exactly stop you, mijo… You know how to read tool sizes?”
Dipstick grabs a handful of wrenches and slides under a truck. Holds out her hand.
“7/8ths.”
-Your less than friendly base mechanic 🐦⬛
NO!
*grabs fire extinguisher and runs after 🔫*
GET BACK HERE! ALL SHADOWS, WE HAVE A CODE ARSON AGAIN!
The microwave in my office in the garage. What’s worse was then they dropped mi glass coffee pot… Es un fate worse than death at lunch time…. Means I have to eat my paella in the main mess hall…
-The less than friendly base mechanic 🐦⬛
Wet? No I don’t do wet. Except for amphibian car. Es sealed for driving in puddles. Submarine no es my department… Try with naval department?
-The less than friendly base mechanic 🐦⬛