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People always ask, “Do you put the milk or the cereal first?”
Now, what I’m asking is that do you put the boiled water first or the chocolate powder first in the cup to make hot chocolate?
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are kiddos still reading the cereal box while they eat breakfast?
if not, what are the trusted news sources for today’s youth?
this is for research
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I like rice crispy cereal because i can hear the screams of the little rice crisps before I crush their little tiny rice bones
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Y'know what cereal is kind of a weird concept if you think about it. Like, here’s this cold soup that’s typically served for breakfast. It can have many different sorts of solid components, but they’re all sweet and most of them are basically little crunchy bits on unleavened bread or cornmeal. And despite it being technically soup, it comes in a box–the broth is sold separately. Because it’s milk. Also the guy who invented it, did so because he thought it would keep people from masturbating. It’s one of the most popular kinds of food in the United States.
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Drinking cereal from a cup can actually be a really enjoyable experience. VERY ENJOYABLE
You just have to make sure to pour the milk first.
Don’t EVER try to separate the beautiful bond between milk and cereal unless you are a COWARD! There are some COWARDLY people on the internet who do not understand this. Fuck you cereal capitalists. NEVER FALL FOR BIG CEREALS LIES!
I need to experiment with different cup shapes because I know this will affect the feel and the vibes
I recommend this
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Turns out the secret to making “fuity” cereal edible (applejacks, fruit loops, etc) is to have them with fruit juice instead of milk.
Applejacks with apple juice
Fruit loops with something summery
They don’t taste like fruit on their own- but you can make them be who they were always meant to be the hard way.
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When you add psyllium to anything you’re in a race against time to eat it all before it turns into cement
