Day 1,542

They snuck bombs into Caesar’s bedroom closet today. 🤭

Happy (late) Ides of March, everybody!

Thinking about Rome since it’s the Ides and…

I remember Varro’s nickname for the first triumvirate : tricaranos, the three-headed monster.

And I wonder why I’ve never seen one picture of it taken litteraly with the heads of Caesar, Pompey and Crassus on the same body… Maybe a before/after with the alliance, and then a golden stump in the place of Crassus and Caesar ripping off Pompey’s head ?

up smokin caesar’s ashes rn

Waitttt, I just saw someone say that Caesar was stabbed 28 times, wasn’t it 23 actually??

Funny how Caesar’s birthday is the day after the Ides of March…

Expect heavy Nitro Fuel consumption today, as well as Cheesetopia closing down for a private event.

I can’t take it anymore

Are you aware of the fact that if a murder happens and an average tumblrer is somehow involved (related/knows the victim or lives/works/studies nearby) and the police go through their phone they will find likes and/or reblogs of posts like

LeTs StAb CaEsAr

Ahahah we love stabbing caesar

✨reblog to stab✨

stab stab stab

and you could be added to the list of top suspects.

Just sayin’.

Once again, I have successfully celebrated ides of March by eating little ceasars pizza and scrolling Tumblr, yet I feel I’ve fallen short because I am not in a toga nor have I stabbed an unelected official.

Nature documentary voiceover:

“And now the Dictatorious Stabbious goes back to it’s lair until the Senate flourishes again next year.”

THE IDESSSSSS BEWARE THE IDESSSS!!!!

(literally all i came on here to say. i now have to do my chemistry homework.)

ALT

Happy Ides of March, y'all! Made a little something to commemorate the holiday!

• Chester

Friendly PSA: remember to stay safe while you’re out there stabbing Roman emperors! Knife injuries are no joke. If you do so happen to get maimed by one of your fellow Roman senators, the healers are just around the corner at their tent ready to patch you up.

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HAPPY IDES OF MARCH (and also mothers day if you forgot like me)

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happy ides of March, Tumblr, 2069th anniversary edition

Shut up, hush your mouth, can’t you hear, you talk too loud?

No, I can’t hear, nothing ‘cause I got my head up in the clouds

I bite off anything that I can chew

I’m chasing cars up and down the avenue, but that’s okay

'Cause it’s easy once you know how it’s done

You can’t stop now, it’s already begun

You feel it runnin’ through your bones

And you jerk it out

'Cause it’s easy once you know how it’s done

You can’t stop now, it’s already begun

You feel it runnin’ through your bones

And you jerk it out