Agggh I just got the chance to finish the mortasheen book and I really really want to run a campaign but finding people who are willing to learn an entirely new TRPG is miserable

black slug that some specific shit i dont know abt but i mean…yea. like his ultra pathetic pokemon reviews the whole awful hospital comic and ms green being black….but…she spends the comic being green. and tortured. and her baby taken and dangled in front of her. ok. mortasheen monsters that were just caricatures of asian people. da list goes on and on. i remember getting the bogleech treat bag in like 2017 or so and it included some sketchbook drawings by him that made me feel sad to be brown. to be quite honest. had him blocked ever since but sometimes his posts escape containment

Had a dream i visited bogleech.com and on a hidden page saw a monster design.

Its torso was fleshy. It had wooden gnarled arms. On the bottom of the torso as a paper bag with eyes on it which seemed to be the true face, and on the other end of the torso was a long tongue. The screen flashed black with many eyes staring towards the viewer.

A popup said something like “the bonescratcher”. A looping noise of rattling and storm sounds repeated. Even though i was on my laptop and muted the volume the sound still played.

the one from the core feature and any upgrades to that are, yes.

mm, good catchg. they don’t work if the part is broken

EVERY TURN BABY, ALL SCENE LONG, ALL SCENE WIDE

The drawback is it hits your guys too. This made my team very angry in my own campaign.

Xenogog, commissioned by @polygonfighter!

Xenogog feels like the mascot of the Warped class, and it’s a pretty cute critter. Been meaning to model it forever so it feels nice to cross it off the list!

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It finally arrived the mortasheen TTRPG!!!
Next step is to cast the dices

Memorable Dream Diary 01:

This dream was about many many things, but for succinctness, and your amusement/horror, I shall only describe the most memorably jarring part, which was the final act and caused me to wake up, as it took place last.

I was by the time of this point in the dream on a fancy island resort vacation. It wasn’t actual Hawaii but I think was supposed to be LIKE a Hawaii, where normal city life and regular mainstream society is on the bigger giant island at the center, while a bunch of scattered, other less populated and densely forested teeny weeny tropical beach islands pepper the waters surrounding it. Everything was very ‘Mario Sunshine level’ coded basically.

So. Our hotel is on the big main volcanic island, and for one day’s outing, my travel party decide to take jet skis/motorboats over towards one of these little private islands, and we enjoy a nice grand hotel spa day there, looking at all the rainforest views and such from the balcony.

I notice a while in though, the terrible truth: We are not alone there, and soon as I realized that I scream out:

“We have THE BEES. ITS THE BEES. OH NO.”

The 'bees’ however aren’t regular bees see. What dream-me calls bees aren’t flying insects. There’s instead these strange little white grubs inside of shiny translucent red, gummy looking tiny fingernail sized pods, each stuck along the under size of all of our luggage or sides of the building or along the wooden crates and barrels that lined the exterior wall. I panic, because these larvae are clearly PULSING, and with each singular pulse, like a heartbeat, there’s fluid circulating thru them. And with every rhythmic pulse, they all buzz in unison, and also with each pulse, these small, coin sized pods kept growing bigger… And bigger…. And BIGGER.

“BZZ-bzz. BZZ-bzz. BZZ-bzz…” Almost digital alarm clock like sounding,( and no, I didn’t have such a clock alarm irl so if you’re guessing in the comments, no. It wasn’t that.) The bees in under a few minutes of my screaming have already grown to the size of a dog toy.

“HURRY UP, HURRY UP! EVERYBODY GET BACK TO THE MAINLAND! LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!!”

“But why?” someone asked. “Bees aren’t dangerous as long as we don’t bother them.”

“You don’t understand! These bees aren’t normal!” (No, duh??🤣)

And I swear to honest God, while the previous leading to this part in the story is just a recollection of blurry basic events, the next bit of dialogue word for word really actually happened-

“Why should we go? Are they killer bees?”

“Uh, no, these are worse… These bees are…Look. You guys know the film, "Jumanji” with Robin Williams…? Well those things over there on the wall, are turning into JUMANJI BEES!!!! JUMANJI BEES damnit. YOU HEAR ME!? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY HATCH, YOU WANNA SEE A BUNCH OF CRAZY GIANT BEEDRILL SIZED JUMANJI THINGS FALL UPON YOU? LET’S GET’S THE HECK OUT OF DODGE, BEFORE THAT HAPPENS-!“

BzzBZZ. BzzBZZ. BZZ -BZZ. BZZ-BZZ…

And, fortunately, the party does agree to listen, and we do all make an escape in the nick of time. We never got to see the bees emerge, but it could be heard ominously building up in volume, as we sped across the water back to civilization, and the crinkly paper sound of them peeling away out of their cells and still buzzing in booming helicopter manner, louder and louder as we propelled into the distance haunted me enough so much it made me jerk awake.

BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK

THE BOOK

ITS HERE

I LOVE IT SO MUCH (Cut for spoilers for some monster entries if u dont got ur book)

A Little Guy

I love the new addition that they trade rhymes

I have a special fondness for Maladirge, being one of the first Mortasheen monsters I ever encountered in the wilds of Deviantart. I love these noisy bastards.

Jac, an original Boo Man belonging to @polygonfighter, who commissioned me to make this 3D model and animation! Thank you once again!

This was a pretty cool design to make, and rather challenging to make the rig for, but I’m satisfied with the end result.

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A trail of gasgets

tbh i oughta errata that [RESPOND] and [DISCRIMINATE] cannot be changed by these effects, but as i recall the book does not explicitly say you cannot, so

Slayercake, one of the new monsters from the Mortasheen book.

Jokers are a really fun class, and this other big queen was a must for me to model.

Bonus queen yuri:

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Got the Mortasheen book and have been reading. I hope someone makes a guide video one day because this is a lot of info ❤️😭 still the illustrations are so fun to look at.

Anthropocypris, an original Mortasheen monster made by me!

My day job is as a micropaleontologist with a focus on ostracods, so I wanted to make a little seed shrimp guy as a possible starter (if I ever get to play in a game, anyway).

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i dream of passing through life with little resistance, until that blissful day upon which

i locate a plastic abomination worthy of showing to my idol, bogleech himself

Engineers get a starter monster, yes!

Meba from Supersonic Saucer (1956)
very charming movie with amazing simple alien design.

If I do ever play mortasheen, I want a garboid and I want to name it Garbage Goober. And then for another playthrough I want to play as Garbage Goober, but shrunken down and intelligent with a poor metahuman disguise (stats wise he just plays like a player character).

Unfortunately I cannot make heads or tails of tabletop rules.