Father of my tattoo artist works in the same factory I work in. So, of course, people started asking me about my tattoo as soon as the work week started.
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I have had this username for over a decade on all platforms I’m on. My online nickname and any url variant came from this.
It’s my brand, I will never change it, and I’m glad it still makes people either vaguely horny or disturbed. Vaguely horny and disturbed is how everyone should feel about me.
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I think all men should call each other girl and lady and ma'am and all women should call each other dude and guy and bro I think all gendered words should lose all meaning forever
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Living in the countryside is a humid, temperate country is just an endless cycle of: fighting off the stinkbug invasion, fighting off the biting flies invasion, fighting off the houseflies invasion, fighting off the mosquito invasion, fighting off the fruitfly invasion, fighting off the ants coming out the walls invasion, there’s probably too many spiders in my house but I have no other army fighting for me
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Saw this guy I used to date on the bus today, just barely saw him turn as he let another passenger sitting next to him pass so I wasn’t even 100% sure it was him, I had not seen or spoken to him in years but I still had the number so I pulled up the chat from the nether realms, hesitated, then texted “are you perhaps on a bus right now?” And after a couple minutes he was like “yeah, in this moment” so I texted him describing where he was seated and I got to watch him turn to look around puzzled
Again, had not spoken to the guy in years. Imagine an old situationship suddenly texting not even hello or nothing just oracle-ing your exact location out of nowhere
