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i can’t believe you married me
when you knew in my mind
wires and wires
for all time
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Shri Ram Auditorium – The Cultural Heart of Ayodhya
Shri Ram Auditorium stands as a vibrant center for culture, art, and community gatherings in the sacred city of Ayodhya. Designed to host cultural programs, classical performances, social events, and public functions, it reflects the city’s spiritual and artistic heritage. With modern facilities and a welcoming space, it is widely known as the Best Auditorium in Ayodhya, where every event feels meaningful and well-organized.
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Windows, Frank Lloyd Wright’s Grady Gammage Auditorium, Arizona State University, Tempe, 2014.
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Time: Morning
Setting: Auditorium
Cast: Liam & Scott
Scott strolls by, happily munching on something. Liam gapes at him, appalled.
Liam: What on earth are you eating, Scott?
Scott: This delicious new flavor of Fangles Potato Chips! “Maximum Ultimate Double BBQ Massacre!”
Liam: Really? Because it looks like a raw severed goat head inside a cardboard tube.
Scott: Oh! Yeah, I guess it does! Could’ve sworn it was potato chips. Still tasty, though!
Liam: Tasty? Tasty!? Does wanton environmental destruction sound tasty to you?
Scott: I don’t know… is that a kind of jerky?
Liam: No, Scott! Don’t you realize that in order to harvest these goat heads, Fangles and Co decapitate millions of innocent goats every year?
Scott: But… what do they do with the bodies of the goats?
Liam: Nothing! It’s a horrendously wasteful practice!
Scott: Oh no! All those poor headless goat bodies, running around and bumping into things! We have to stop them!
Liam: Wait, really? I was just trying to make you feel guilty, I didn’t actually have a plan of action. But if someone were to suggest one…
> Assemble an army of vengeful undead goat torsos.
Liam: Ah yes, necromancy! The ultimate tool in the protestor’s arsenal!
Scott: Ooh! Ooh! Can I ride a goat? Can I? Huh?
Liam: Of course you can ride a goat! In fact, given your size, you’ll probably need to ride several.
Scott: What’s a “several”? Is it a really big goat?
Liam: No time to explain basic concepts, Scott! We’ve got an invasion to orchestrate!
As long as you’re reanimating things, you reanimate some severed goat heads too. They’ll eat anything, which totally helps you clean your room.
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Time: Evening
Setting: Auditorium
Cast: Damien & Scott
Later, you’re minding your own business, which soon proves to be difficult when you notice Damien and Scott in the vicinity in the middle of some hot, sweaty arm wrestling.
Unfortunately you can’t enjoy it very long, since stupid strong Scott beats Damien in no time. But it seems you’re not the only one mad at the outcome of this situation…
Damien: THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!
Damien: That one didn’t count, Scott. We should arm wrestle… but with guns.
Scott: But bro, I’ve got these two guns already!
Scott: And by guns, I mean my big arm muscles…
Scott: … which, just to be clear, are not real guns.
Scott: But still!
Damien: ShutupIwillmurderyouuuuuu.
Damien: No, no, nooo! Arm wrestling proves nothing!
Damien: To see who’s the very best, we should… hmpf… we should scream at a huge rock until it breaks just because of our pure rage and awesomeness!
Damien: Or we should subdue a tiger with just a scary and manly look!
Scott: Bro, now you’re just quoting stuff from yesterday’s episode of “Ultimate Warriors of Mount Awesome.”
Scott: Face it, bro: I’m the ultimate warrior.
Damien: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Arm wrestling doesn’t mean shit!
Damien: Hey, you, [y/n]! Not because arm wrestling isn’t going my way… but I’ve just decided YOU should settle this tie by proposing a way to decide who the real Ultimate Warrior is around here!
> I happen to be a registered Ultimate Warrior judge and I always carry this “10 Step Ultimate Test” with me, which coincidentally will require both of you to do whatever I say with no complaints, like real ultimate good boys. Who’s ready to follow my lead?
Scott: Whoa, bro! What a sweet coincidence!
Scott: I am the goodest of the good boys! I’m gonna win in no time!
Scott: But only if you order me to win. WINK!
Damien: Scott, this idiot is just trying to fool us into doing all kinds of menial tasks for them.
Scott: Oh! Uh… no, wait!
Scott: YOU’RE trying to fool me into NOT doing the things so YOU can become the Ultimate Warrior of Mount Awesome! Oh, Damien, you smart genius!
Nope, you’re totally giving them your menial tasks for the week.
Scott: While you waste time trying to fool me into thinking [y/n] is trying to fool me, I’ll be starting the first task, which is…
Scott: … hacking [y/n]’s phone and sexting their grandpa on their behalf?
Scott: That doesn’t sound nice! But maybe it’s a test, right? A test to become the ULTIMATE WARRIORRRRRRR!
Damien: Wut? Lemme check that list… burning [y/n]’s house down? Stabbing [y/n] while they are asleep? Stabbing the burnt remains of [y/n]’s house?
Damien: This is a great list! I can totally do this!
Damien: Be ready, [y/n], I’ll become the ULTIMATER WARRIOR in no time! Also, this week will be extra fun for you and me; but probably more for me than for you.
What just happened?
Oh, no! You left your list of menial tasks in your locker and you accidentally gave them your list of things you hope never happen to you!
What a silly mistake! In any case, why the fuck would you keep a list like that with you? I mean, this one is on you, pal.
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मुख्यमंत्री श्री विष्णु देव साय आज राजधानी रायपुर के साइंस कॉलेज परिसर स्थित पं. दीनदयाल उपाध्याय ऑडिटोरियम में छत्तीसगढ़ फिल्म विकास निगम द्वारा आयोजित “छत्तीसगढ़ रजत जयंती के अवसर पर छत्तीसगढ़ी फिल्मों का सफर” कार्यक्रम में शामिल हुए। इस अवसर पर मुख्यमंत्री ने छत्तीसगढ़ी सिनेमा की विकास यात्रा, उपलब्धियों और उज्ज्वल भविष्य पर विस्तार से अपने विचार साझा किए।
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Time: Evening
Setting: Auditorium
Cast: Miranda & Liam
With that out of the way, you hurry away to your secret meeting with Miranda.
Miranda: Well done, co-conspirator! Operation: MAKE LIAM POPULAR AGAIN is a rousing success!
Miranda: (And for the record, I did discover that Liam was popular for a three-month period in the early sixteenth century, so the name fits.)
Miranda: All that remains is for us to wait for prom and celebrate our-
Liam: Your DECEPTION???
Liam: I knew it was too good to be true! My idiosyncrasies are remarkable, but they aren’t marketable!
Liam: This was all a cruel joke, wasn’t it? A bet between two popular kids that they could make an outcast loser into Prom King!
Liam: Well guess what? The circus is over, and this clown is climbing into his Tony car and going home!
Liam: … along with like twelve other tiny clowns, if the metaphor holds! Which it doesn’t! It was a bad metaphor! Goodbye!
Miranda: No! Liam! I wasn’t trying to be mean! I don’t have a mean bone in my body! I don’t even have bones!
You might check that affirmation later…
Miranda: Oh, fishsticks. If we don’t do something to fix this, all our hard work and subterfuge will be for naught!
Miranda: But how can we make amends? Surely not with some sort of overwrought romantic gesture defying all logic…
You tell Miranda not to worry. You’ve seen plenty of teen rom-coms. You know how this part goes:
> Pay a million people to spell out “I’M SORRY” so it’s visible from space.
You don’t have quite enough money to hire professional word-spellers, so you just post a classified ad online.
Miranda: Alright, Liam. We know you’re mad, so we wanted to do something elaborate to apologize…
Miranda: Please accompany us to the top of this extremely tall ladder my family owns!
Liam: Well alright… but only because ladders are appealingly retro…
You climb for what seems like weeks. The air grows thin. Birds bite your earlobes. But finally…
Miranda: Here we are, Liam. Look down! We made a message for you!
Liam: Wow… a million people… forming the words…
Liam: “PUMPKIN LASAGNA”???
Miranda: It’s supposed to say “I’M SORRY.”
Liam: Okay, well it doesn’t. It clearly says “pumpkin”, followed by “lasagna.”
Liam: You made me climb an endless ladder just to promote your culinary preferences, you selfish weirdo. Goodbye!
Liam turns into a bat and flies away. Miranda dives into a bucket of water down below. You have to climb all the way down by yourself.
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Time: Evening
Setting: Auditorium
Cast: Scott
Later, you see Scott all but skipping down the corridor, cheerily rattling off some sort of list.
Scott: Hi, pal! Oh man, today is the best!
Scott: I was walking out of class and my tail just started wagging all of a sudden…
Scott: (You know how sometimes your tail starts wagging and you’re not even sure why?)
Scott: I started wondering what my tail might be so happy about, and I realized - it’s probably just because I’m a werewolf!
Scott: Because being a werewolf is just about the best thing, right? I mean, if I wasn’t a werewolf, I wouldn’t even have a tail to wag!
Scott: But then I started thinking even more… and I realized wereEVERYTHINGS would be pretty good!
Scott: Weredolphins! Werepigs! Wereweasels!
Scott: WERETANKS!!!
Scott: I wonder what the absolute best werecreature would be?
Scott: Werevendingmachines? Werewaterfountain? Weredoor? Werewindow? Wereknob? Werefloor?
Okay, now he’s just naming things he can see. You’d better jump in.
> A werewerewolf.
Scott: A werewerewolf?!
Scott: That sounds like the best thing ever!
Scott: What’s better than winning a sportsgame? Winning TWO sportsgames!
Scott: What’s better than gym class? DOUBLE gym class!
Scott: So what could be better than being a werewolf? Being DOUBLE a werewolf!!!
Scott: I wonder if I can get a member of the Wolfpack to bite me so I, a werewolf, can turn into a werewolf…
Scott: … and be a werewerewolf! Or two could bite me and I could be a werewerewerewolf?
Scott: And what happens if a werewerewolf bites a werewerewerewolf? Oh man, is this why they make us learn math?
Scott’s math performance increases dramatically, but only for the next week.
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Time: Morning
Setting: Auditorium
Cast: Scott
You find Scott pacing across the stage, chanting to himself under his breath.
Scott: Tree. Tree tree tree! Treeee.
Scott: What is “tree”? Roots. Leaves. Bark- BARK!
Scott: BARK BARK! WOOF! RUFF! BARK!… NO! THIS IS TOO HARD!
Scott: When I saw that the school play had try-outs and practices, I thought theater would be like the sports of the arts!
Scott: But Coach never asks me to “become a majestic oak tree.” He only asks me to catch balls and sometimes throw them!
Scott: How do I know what it’s like to be a tree, deep down? I only know how to bark up them and pee on them!
Scott: What am I supposed to do? PEE ON MYSELF?
> You are what you eat. Consume the script.
Scott: I have been trying to bulk up for sports, so eating paper in bulk would probably help!
He pulls his script out of his bag, unhinges his jaw, and swallows it whole.
Scott: ACK! AGH! PAPERCUT! PAPERCUT IN MY THROAT! GAAAH!
Scott: I… I get it now! I get how HARD it must be to be a tree! A tree is made up entirely of papercuts!!!
Scott: If I were made of papercuts… I think I’d just stand really still all the time to make sure I wouldn’t hurt myself more.
Scott: So… in order to play a tree… I’ll just have to stand still the whole time! WE DID IT!
You offer Scott some more paper, but he says he prefers not to eat his own kind. He’s really getting into character!
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Time: Evening
Setting: Auditorium
Cast: Miranda & Scott
Rehersal ends for the day, but you notice Scott and Miranda still sitting near the stage, watching something.
It looks like… two farmers handing a bunch of apples back and forth?
Miranda: Oh, hello! You’re just in time for our study session!
Miranda: To aid our comprehension of arithmetic, I have hired these actors to re-enact the fiendishly difficult word problems in our textbook.
Miranda: You see? “Farmer Jim has nine apples, and he gives six to Farmer Greg. How many apples does Farmer Jim have left?”
Scott: They’re like riddles! I don’t know how we’d ever understand them without these actors.
Scott: Usually it works on the first try, but we’ve been doing this for over an hour now, and we still don’t understand!
Scott: Is there something… wrong with our study method???
Miranda: No, of course not, for Daddy has assured me that I am never wrong! We need only change some small detail…
> What if, instead of apples, they were oranges?
Scott: Oranges?
Scott: ORANGES?!
Miranda: Preposterous! Oranges are nothing like apples!
Miranda: I don’t even know the conversion rate between apples and oranges!
Scott: How are we supposed to figure that out? I don’t even own a fruit calculator!
Scott: AAAH! I’M SO CONFUSED!
Miranda: Now see what you’ve done. He’s not fit for math at all in this state.
You’re about to point out that Scott was never fit for math at all, but you’ve already been mean enough.
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Turning the harpsichord, Coolidge Auditorium, Library of Congress, 2025.
Because of the shutdown of the government by Trump and its henchcreatures, the Library of Congress was closed for an extended period. Tonight marks the first concert of the 100th Anniversary Season of LC Concerts since that idiotic closure. The featured group Les Arts Florissants (An esteemed French early music collective focusing on baroque repertoire and founded by the American William Christie!) includes a harpsichord in its 300th anniversary celebration of Vivaldi’s Quattro stagioni (Four Seasons). Harpsichords are lovely to listen to but insanely difficult to keep in tune.
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At Work & An Angry Former New Orleans Saints Player
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In this dream, I was working at the library inside a multipurpose building.
It had the library, a hotel, an auditorium / ballroom, and a restaurant.
A female patron with dark color skin and her husband got into an argument.
The husband was a large man with dark color skin who was a former professional American football player.
He had played for the…
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oggi, 16 novembre: ryoji ikeda a roma
https://romaeuropa.net/festival-2025/music-for-strings/ (music for strings)
https://romaeuropa.net/festival-2025/ultratronics/ (ultratronics)
