I need his head mounted on my wall
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“We’re like heated rivalry without the gay sex. Seriously, though. I woke up one day and he wasn’t really a pain in my side anymore. Or maybe Hansel and Gretel? Like Asher is really annoying sometimes but I also wouldn’t let a witch eat him. And don’t let him hear this, but after Celine and Kaede, Asher might even be kind of my ride or die?
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“I think I’m going to be sick.” Robin gags.
Asher is smirking in the corner. “As an incubus, I for one, endorse this.”
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SOMEONE VERY IMPORTANT IN YOUR FAMILY IS GOING TO PASS (mafia + inheritance)
My condolences 💐
PS. The mirror in the buffet looks like the diamond below
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Poll schmoll, the answer is Asher, one of the biggest dumbbest bulls of all
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The Ultimate Sinclair-a-thon™
Tiebreaker Match
Tiebreaker twenty-two!! As always, your options, should you choose: pick a random button, your favorite character, or read the roleplay below to help you. Thanks for playing!!
[[MORE]]Jay: Hello, and welcome back to another tiebreaker event! I’m incredibly excited, because today we have two of my absolute favorites: Mrs. Ronnie Sinclair, and dearest baby, Asher. Everyone absolutely knows this by now, but quickly, just to situate ourselves on the family tree… how are you related to Finn Sinclair?
Ronnie: He’s my husband.
Jay: Aww, you said that with such a blush.
Ash: He’s my daddy. Also, hi Mama.
Ronnie: Hi, sweetheart.
Jay: Awesome. So, originally, when I started these tiebreakers—I actually think it was Finn, and Ash’s cousin, Roman—I made it a debate, where Finn and Roman had to say why they deserve to move onto the next round. Very quicky, I stopped doing that, and I don’t know why. However… since Mrs. Ronnie and Mx. Asher are very much introduced… I want to go back to this.
So, my dear contestants, I will each give you time on the floor. But why, per tell, should you be eligible for the Losers Finals of the Freaks Faction bracket tournament? Ronnie, you first.
Ronnie: I’m not the type of parent who roots against their children. However, I am also a lawyer, so I will engage in an argument. Let’s see…
Alright. I will once again introduce myself. My name is Veronica Sinclair, I was born Veronica Hoffman-Lopez. I have been in J’s paracosm… since the day it existed, most likely. Originally, as has been previously stated outside of this discussion, my now-husband, Finn, was not the original main character—that was my sister-in-law, Ella (who used a different name at the time).
J was trying to write a coming-of-age novel, and they kept accidently running into a sapphic love story, between my sister—Vanessa—and Ella. J tried switching genres—dystopian, maybe something else—but J kept running into the same problem.
Jay: I should note, just for the audience, that there’s nothing wrong with sapphic romances, obviously. And Nessa and Ella are very much canon now, and they always have been. However, at the time, (this would’ve been the summer of 2020), I identified as a hetero, cis girl. And there was a lot of discourse about “own voices” work, and I thought it would be appropriation for me, a cis-hetero girl, to write a sapphic romance as the main plot. The argument is kinda moot now that I’m an aromantic, asexual, gay, trans boy… but like… a lot has changed since fall of 2020. Anyways! Ronnie, please continue.
Ronnie: Yes. As I was saying, the Vanessa and Ella storylines—it’s not that they weren’t sparking, but J wanted a different angle. So, J went back to the coming-of-age novel, but flipped the perspective from Ella (whose name was changed by this point), to Finn.
I, Veronica, had existed since the first draft of Ella’s perspective. I wasn’t shown on screen, necessarily, however, Vanessa discussed my and Finn’s relationship—with unwarranted distain, but I digress. Finn and I, in this original canon, were in an unhealthy on-again-off-again relationship, constantly in fights, and with vast levels of PDA when we were together. I was a VSCO girl (those were very popular until the pandemic, when J started writing), and Finn was… essentially a fuckboy.
So, when the big switch happened, to Finn’s point-of-view, that was the foundation J was working with. The first chapter holds the bones which are still more-or-less canon: Finn sleeping with my old-middle-school friend, Bianca.
I recounted this narrative not to incriminate my now-husband, yet to reiterate my position: that I, Veronica Sinclair, have been a staple in J’s story, and paracosm, since the very beginning.
I have changed, of course. I am very Christian, which I may not have been at the very beginning, at least very different than the beliefs I hold now. I am much older, I am a mother, and I would like to think my relationship with Finn is much healthier. However, compared to my kid, Asher, who I love, there is no Sinclair paracosm without me. So doesn’t that make me one of the best?
Jay: This is irrelevant, but I love writing these, because your lawyer-voice sounds so much like Quinn, and it’s just so clear how much you’ve influenced each other. And/or how my dialogue characterization has downgraded in the past two years… anyway! Dearest Asher, would you like to respond?
Ash: I would also like to say that if my mommy wins I will be incredibly happy. I already feel kinda bad about beating out my dad. So… keep that in mind.
But yeah… I forgot the question.
Jay: Responding to your mom about what she said, and then also arguing for why you should be the people’s best/favorite para.
Ash: Oh, right! Yeah, so… I get what Mama said, about her and my Dad and Aunt Nessa and Ella being there from day one. Cause like, I wasn’t, and that’s true. In J’s entire first draft of their book… I don’t exist. And in any of their birthday posts, I’m not born yet. So like… yeah, no, in terms of best character, like writing-wise, I barely even am one. Mama’s right.
However… Mama, it seems, is taking the position that the best of J’s characters have to be ones that J has written in narrative form on a Google Doc. And if that’s the case… Mama, which novel drafts or short stories are in your perspective?
Ronnie: …there aren’t any.
Ash: I may not be in Forget Me Not, but I do have entire short stories in my perspective. The bullying one, the fairytale… Speaking of. If we’re gonna talk about main characters here, you mention that Auntie Elle was the main character, and then is switched to Daddy. But J hasn’t touched Google Docs, besides for those short stories they wrote forever ago, in like… Years. So what’s the primary way we exist now? Besides on these Tumblr posts?
Ronnie: In J’s daydreams, sweetie.
Ash: Yuh huh. We’re daydream characters. And who are the people that J sees every day?
Ronnie: That would be your dad, me, Quinn, you, and Jackson.
Ash: Oh look, me, Mama Quinn, and myJackson. So more of us, who didn’t exist on that day one of Forget Me Not, J sees everyday, then you and Daddy who did.
And the other thing about me, well, mostly about myJackson and Daddy, is that they aren’t just in daydreams—well, they are, but like… they get to Talk to J. Like… you, and Auntie Nessa, and Aunt Ella, you don’t really Talk to J. Yeah, you’re in the daydreams all the time, but if J’s having stress, or anxiety, you don’t go into that mindspace nook in the back of their head and like… talk them down or anything. Or like… comment on their gossip conversations when they’re talking with their friends. That Dad and myJackson’s job.
Ronnie: You aren’t mentioning yourself in this.
Ash: …well yeah. That’s because I don’t talk much. But like… I’m there. When Daddy or myJackson are talking to J, I’m there all the time, I just don’t have anything to say to them. I talk during the gossip though.
I don't—here’s the thing. And J knows this. You, Daddy, Jackson, you all see J as part of this family. And like, that makes sense, I guess, because they made us. And like, there’s this weird God-situation happening, where we can talk to them and shit. But like… J isn’t in the daydreams. They’ve never been in our apartment. They… if we were a movie, right? J’s behind the camera all the time, and our actors could go and talk to them behind the scenes. But they’d never be on stage. And so I feel weird acting like J’s somebody I know or a part of my family when they’re Not. Like yeah, they’re fine, and they’re gonna exist and be there, but like… I am happy just hanging out with my Dad and Jackson and them doing all the talking. No offence, J.
Jay: None taken, Ash. You show your love in other ways.
Ash: I guess I do. I dunno. But yeah. So like. I’m the best because… like… I’m here All the Time. And my voice is Strong. And I’m so… like… fully formed. I’m my own person, in a way that, like… Mama probably has other friends. Right? Mama, you had high school and your law-school years and your work and like… J never sees any of that. There are people you care about that J doesn’t even know exist.
I’m not like that. J knows so much about me that… I think J knows more about me then they know about some of their friends. And like… yeah… maybe that’s what they mean by showing my love in other ways… but like… How could someone be the best character if they’re not the most developed?
But also, you’re my mom and I love you and no hard feelings ever.
Jay: You deserve a forehead kiss. Anyway, Ronnie, do you want to respond?
Ronnie: I have no additional comments at this time. I love you too, my baby.
Jay: Alright, then that’s all from us! Thank you to Ronnie and Ash for participating in this debate, and readers, please feel free to vote for who you think makes the best character! We are so close to the end of this tournament, just two more polls, and then it’s onwards to the Winner’s Championship. Thanks for playing!!
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Halloween Fits - Part 1
Asher + Rae
(Onceler + Lorax)
Arguably the group’s most chaotic duo. There was no rhyme and reason for the things they chose to do, and their actions didn’t need one. They were simply, iconic.
So when Asher and Rae pull up to the function in a matching Lorax and Onceler costume, everyone cheered.
Rae grinned, holding the door open for her taller counterpart.
Asher, we are winning the Best Duo Costume contest this year. I need that $50 Chick-Fil-A gift card. If I don’t get it, I’m gonna kill everybody here.
Asher curtsied, passing through the open door then pulling her inside.
Dude you’re literally the Lorax. Speaker of the trees—representative of nature! If people don’t pick you, they basically just hate the Earth.
Rae nodded fervently. You know what, yeah!
I will say though, Asher leaned into study her. The orange body paint does make you look like a certain president…
Aaandd the jokes over, pal.
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my therapist in real time as they read the email summary from my other therapist about the session i had with her yesterday
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The Ultimate Sinclair-a-thon™
Freaks Faction’s Losers’ Round Seven
If you don’t know who I am (or my paras are), that’s okay! All the info you need to make a random decision is below the fold! Feel free to click button. (or, click a para’s tag to know more about them)
[[MORE]]Ashe Sinclair-Parker / Asher Sinclair
They/He/She; Generation 2 and Gen Beta
Fun Fact: Asher never moves out of his parents’ house. He tries to play this off as being a lazy, irresponsible adult who doesn’t want to pay his own rent (or move in with his husband, Jackson)… but in reality, Ash’s mom, Quinn, unexpectedly passed away when Ash and Jackson were looking for their own place. After that, Ash decided it was his duty to take care of his Mama Ronnie and Dad, and wouldn’t hear a word of anyone saying otherwise. (Jackson did end up moving out, and Asher does do overnight visits a good amount, but Jackson comes back over to the Sinclair’s often too).
Ronnie Sinclair / Veronica Hoffman-Lopez
She/Her; Generation 1 and Gen-Z
Fun Fact: Growing up, Ronnie was incredibly up to date on whatever the current bracelet trend was. She had a giant Silly Bandz collection and trading ring going around in elementary school; was constantly making different patterns of those loom bracelets; knows how to do a ton of string/camp friendship bracelets; wore those Save The Turtles bracelets in middle school; was a scrunchie Queen in high school, had a bunch of those weird metal circle ones, and now loves collecting beaded friendship bracelets at all her different events as souvenirs.
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The Ultimate Sinclair-a-thon™
Freaks Faction’s Losers’ Round Six
If you don’t know who I am (or my paras are), that’s okay! All the info you need to make a random decision is below the fold! Feel free to click button. (or, click a para’s tag to know more about them)
[[MORE]]Marcie Thiebault
She/Her; Generation 2 and Gen Beta/Gamma
Fun Fact: Marcie wouldn’t at all identify as creative herself, but she has a controlled obsession with watching performance art. She has a love for the avant-garde and will happily watch pieces over and over until Marcie thinks she understands what the artist is going for (or an interpretation all her own that Marcie thinks is much better).
ALTAshe Sinclair-Parker / Asher Sinclair
They/He/She; Generation 2 and Gen Beta
Fun Fact: Asher’s favorite animal is whatever chaos goblin is currently circulating on the homosexual internet. Ferrets, raccoons, possums… yeah, she adores cats, but spiritually she’s a chaos tube mixed with a trash panda.
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I suppose there’s no point in being too secretive about this now… That was a character intended for a warriorcats themed episode I originally started after Holiday Fever
ended up not getting anywhere for a few reasons (also went through like 3 iterations)…
I still like the vague concept of this episode, but it would be pretty different now. I’d still like to do it at some point but it’s not at the top of my list currently
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The Ultimate Sinclair-a-thon™
Freaks Faction’s Losers’ Round Five
If you don’t know who I am (or my paras are), that’s okay! All the info you need to make a random decision is below the fold! Feel free to click button. (or, click a para’s tag to know more about them)
[[MORE]]Finn Sinclair
He/Him; Generation 1 and Gen-Z
Fun Fact: Finn played baseball in middle and high school! His number was 14 (because that’s Troy’s number from High School Musical), Finn sucked at it, and he only really kept going because it made his crush (Ronnie) really happy to go to games and watch him from the stands, and Finn is fundamentally incapable of saying no to Ronnie, even before they were dating. (He also does actually love the sport, but much more the watching it than the running and being around bros parts).
ALTAshe Sinclair-Parker / Asher Sinclair
They/He/She; Generation 2 and Gen Beta
Fun Fact: Ash has a soft spot for old fairytales, especially Little Red Riding Hood. She actually sewed a red cape that she wears every so often as a going-out coat, and thinks it’s adorable that Jackson loves werewolf stuff, to complement. If Ash ever runs into anything that’s a Grimm’s retelling (or Grimm’s like…), like Little Red, Hansel and Gretel, or the Three Little Pigs… it will most likely get Ash’s attention.
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