Episode 17
Someone tell Bunnings they are overstocked on hinges but maybe they want to go into the red flag business because I’m pinching them all from the local surf clubs for my personal use and they will need to restock.

He can’t stop saying hurtful things so she walks away only to have her face turned around and practically eaten.
No need an explanation to why she’s upset by this.



This is the toxic stuff I need in my veins. Don’t communicate. Just get mad at each other without saying what you’re actually mad about.
Make your jealousy her problem. Project your insecurity unto her. That’ll do it. (Sarcastic)


She slaps him until his lip bleeds (I approve). He still can’t help himself.



This time she pulls a knife on him. He doesn’t care - she can kill him it pleases her. But he has an enemy! The earth isn’t big enough for both of them. So, he can’t stay. But please wait one year - if I die you can marry again!
And she answers, The fuck? How dare you?? You leave as you please??? Kiss me as you please???? You call Song Yan an ingrate and what about you????? Damn I have terrible taste in men.

And she walks.
Because this is the internet, I am annoyed that I feel I need to clarify I don’t condone forcing people to make out in real life. This is fictional. They’re both hot. This is quality, layered, toxic writing. This is not central to the plot but it adds plenty to the story. I believe she is genuinely safe with him even in this scenario. We have seen her able to overtake him physically. And I was born this way.

















