Zoolander (2001)

I love mutually fanboying over characters with @imaginaryslivingbody :3

BEN STILLER OUT HERE SPITTING ABOUT THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE THAT’S FACTSSSSS

Nap time with a plush and good pile of good books CAN fix Hansel

One day I will return to dust with the other Zoolander blogs and nothing will stop it

My favourite Zoolander triva outside of supermodel is that it was actually featured on the first ever iPhone on a display piece when it was announced back in 2007 and was actually on a few adverts for the iPod and possibly other Apple devices (I’ll reblog if I find the iPod adverts)

My baby Hansel ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ look at him he’s so famous ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

I love the new Hokuto no Ken live action

Hansel should have dressed as Howl at least once send post

zoolander’s blue steel is basically a Stand if you think about it

Wuthering Heights (2025)

Zoolander (2001)

“Mer-Man, Father! MER-MAN!”

why the fuck is trump in zoolander what the fuck

I fucking love zoolander 😭😭😭

maybe there’s more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking…

and i hope them fucker brothers know that even zoolander, a crack comedy about male supermodels, used chekov’s gun properly and had a satisfying ending despite having absolute trash effects

your $400 million budget couldn’t save you from bad writing, duffers

the fashion boys

I’m watching Zoolander for the first time and I feel like I just did a bunch of drugs.

Fuck it I’m taking away the copyright of Zoolander from Ben Stiller and I’LL make new zoolander stuff starting NOW /j

Also I noticed a inconsistency with this image, it doesn’t have his arm tattoo and the tattoo is longer against his chest and is a different pattern

Mochi’s Crests are giving big Mugatu energy rn