#Zane

spoilers for the well of ascension i guess?? As i’m reading it

i knew Zane was bad but still- it was such an interesting character

i wanted him to be redeemed somehow

i wanted to understand him more

pls tell me he is not dead

but don’t tell me

i’m obsessed with this book

Sorry for taking so long to get to this! I’m awful at writing Neuro in explicit contents, so I struggled quite a bit figuring out what to do with him.

But thank you for letting me indulge and making Zane a whore. You’re the best, anon.

Requested by: Anonymous
Pairing: Neuro x Zane (Ninjago)
Kinks: Riding
Con: Consensual

“Faster, faster!” Zane huffed as he bounced up and down on Neuro’s dick. The metal against Neuro’s skin was quite cool, which Neuro welcomed since the sensation kept him grounded. “Please, give me everything! I need it…I need you.”

“I’m tr-trying,” Neuro panted. “You’re just…you’ve got much mo-more stamina than me.”

Zane couldn’t help himself as a delirious giggle slipped his lips. He was honestly having the time of his life. “I can’t help it, I’ve admittedly been pent up for quite a while.”

“I can imagine,” Neuro murmured, sweat beads dripping down the side of his face.

If anyone else knew that Zane could get quite so horny, he would literally spontaneously combust out of pure embarrassment. He felt like he had a bit of a reputation he was supposed to maintain, and being the “smart” ninja seemed to come with the pre-notion that he thought he was above being kinky. That he was above human desires and wants, being a literal robot and all. That was very much not true.

Zane liked having sex. He liked the way it made him feel human and normal. When he had sex, he was different or exceptional. He was just your average Ninjago citizen, who liked doing steamy things. He didn’t have to stand out in all the ways that hurt.

Thankfully, Neuro was quite good at keeping secrets. Being able to read minds and all that, he was quite well versed in not spilling the beans. And he was nice enough to not hold Zane’s libido over his head to make Zane do what he wanted…not that Zane was against that. Being the bottom was actually kinda fun for him. But right now was good enough. He was able to finally let off some steam and indulge, and he was happy about it.

“Zane,” Neuro groaned. “I don’t think I can do this f-for much longer…”

Zane nodded. “Alright. Let me finish, and then maybe we can call it there.”

He climaxed with Neuro still in his ass, before climbing off the other man and giving Neuro a handjob to help him finish too. “A bath sounds really nice,” he purred into Neuro’s ear, which caused Neuro to just chuckle.

“I get the feeling you’re just using me for my bathtub.”

“Maybe I am, maybe I’m not.”

“Well, alright. If you can do me a favour and strip the sheets, I’ll get the water running.”

That was good enough for Zane. Tonight was a lovely night indeed.

The power couple

What If Zane Get Mpreg V3

What If Zane Get Mpreg V2

What If Zane Get Mpreg V1

Things I enjoyed about Well of Ascension:

• Zane - his character really interested me. I wanted to learn more about him and his siblings, the idea of Straff creating a murder squad out of his own children is terrifying. Zane’s relationship with his father was complicated. I liked the way he refused to give in to the god’s urging to murder people. I wish Zane and Elend met (how Elend doesn’t know about his siblings? Is he that blind?). I liked Zane’s resemblance to Kelsier and that he’s the dark mirror of both Elend and Vin. How did Elend end up as a sane, good person with Straff as his father? Why Zane couldn’t?
• Tindwyl - she was my fave ❤️. I knew Elend wouldn’t make it as a king for long and Tindwyl was heaven-sent to help him. Her tough style of teaching was inspirational. I loved her whole story too, her tragic past as a broodmare for her people, secretly passing on their abilities to the next generation against the Emperor’s wishes. Tindwyl’s relationship with Sazed was beautiful. They meant to each other so much 😭
• Sazed was developed into a central character. Once a servant, now he had to stand on his own and choose his own destiny. Through his travels we learn more about the world outside Luthadel. Sazed took on a role of a spiritual guide, a wise man and advisor. It contrasted in an interesting way when he had his own crisis of faith. And his abilities were pretty cool.
• Amaranta - yeah, I wanted her to poison Straff. She did, just not in the way I expected. I wish there was more about her. Why was she so obsessed with Straff?
• OreSeur was interesting as a character, partly because he made me uncomfortable (or his treatment by Vin). His talks with Vin were always intriguing.
• Allrianne - she pulled off the Sarene scheme of playing stupid and it worked perfectly. I love her just for fooling Vin lol. I liked Allrianne’s brief romance with Breeze and how he didn’t realize she had the same ability as he. That was amusing. And she was the one urging her father to help Luthadel instead of conquering it. The way she dealt with the bandits so kindly was nice too. Too bad no one thought to arrange a marriage between her and Elend. They could have allied to defeat Straff early. Alas, it was not to be.

ZANE, NOOOO 😭😭😭

He was so interesting. Killing interesting characters before getting anywhere with them is a crime. It’s just so unsatisfying that he never got out of his father’s influence.

It looks like Zane is the second take on mad prince Eton (the inconsistent motivation and actions, WTF), but I liked the messed up child soldier backstory. I wanted to know more about him. Who was the god speaking to him? Why Zane set up his siblings to be killed by Vin? What was his relationship with Amaranta? What was he doing during the rebellion?

My magical boy ✨️🐈‍⬛🌿

oh yeah i remember this guy from the oosawa manga bc he had that comically large horse killer lance

Was saving this til Valentine but oh well :>

Don’t let this bug get near you

Jackal “likes” the color red

Zane, Jackal, art by me

It’s crazy how quick Zane goes from having a crisis about discovering he was a robot to mentioning his database in conversation and being completely normal about it

Inserting my Ninjago hyperfixation onto one of my favorite Stomach Book songs because I can

Oh Zane how I love you (I say as I throw him around violently with hearts in my eyes)

Reblogs appreciated!

I found Ninjago gifs and made them funny

Unusually meeting

Zane finding himself a sea sponge :)

Zane, art by me

SpongeBob SquarePants by Stephen Hillenburg

take my scraps

theyre so lullaby for a princess

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