Monkey man or something
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V00D00 DIGITAL
El tecnochamán hace v00d00 digital.
Se descarga una foto tuya de facebook,
le pone filtros siniestros
y dibuja cosas con el paint
que luego ocurren.
Y tu mundo
casi parece pixelarse
igual que tu foto.
A veces, se cuela en tu casa
mientras duermes.
Saca del bolsillo su pendrive
(hasta arriba de virus)
y lo mete lascivamente
en todos los puertos USB que encuentra.
Pero al tecnochamán
no le hace falta todo eso.
No necesita tu cabello,
ni tus uñas,
ni tus dientes.
Ni muñecos de trapo.
Porque se cuela en tu gmail
y te manda cadenas
que tienes que reenviar
a diecisiete personas
o si no,
te pone dos dislikes
en su algoritmo maldito
que es algo así como:
a=imput (@fulanitodetal)
b=imput(nº reenvíos)
Destino=17-e^LN(b(a))
If Destino<17
While(i=1,For(j=0,n+2),a-ojo)
<movidas chungas;
100100010101
Símbolos alienígenas
Y Pentagramas satánicos cuánticos
Print = Muerte;
;
end
;
;;;;;;
Mierda, no compila.
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Once again, I am trying to catch up.
I’m been super fucking busy, you guys.
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Although, there aren’t very many things to note.
But among the few:
- I went to another installment of the v00d00 party series on Saturday. It was at a place called The Space, and it was super rad. Lights, lazers, fog, a local band called Sleezy Cheese, DJs, the works.
- I learned that being adorable and having boobs gets you free booze when you’re waiting for the booze that you already paid for.
- I also learned that mixing a shitty beer and a good beer together just makes the good beer taste shitty. However, stubborn as drunk Kerri and Drunk Boy Thing are, we split the bottle and drank the whole damn thing anyway.
- Finally, I learned that Drunk Kerri and Drunk Boy Thing need to remember when people are on the other side of the wall as to not be loud whilst having sex. …My apologies.
More notable things:
- I FINALLY GOT A JOB.
- I am now a Team Member of Universal Orlando Studios!
- I work at Finnegan’s, which is an Irish-themed bar and grill.
- And I’m stoked.
- $$$.
Okay. Those are really the only note-worthy things.
But now I’m tired because I spent the night with Boy Thing last night and much of the time that I should have spent sleeping was spent cuddling and being silly and laughing instead. Not to mention that today was a full day of going to class and going to a six-hour orientation.
Goooooooooooooodnight, friends.
