Laid up with a kidney stone and killer pain meds. Only place I have been able to get comfortable in in my bed (it’s adjustable). Figured I’d play with chat gpt. It never disappoints!
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spent the weekend with my family (all 10 of us kids were together for the first time since july) before my brother goes on a mormon mission for two years. here are some of my favorite quotes:
- i do have get paid
- never underestimate the power of a good foot pic
- i forgot to wear my teeth
- i left my kneecaps in cleveland
- like why do i keep buying dumb stuff? and then i realized it’s because it makes me happy and i’m super depressed so it’s actually a great thing!
- anything that came out petite for any of your ancestors, that’s what you got.
- does that mean a noodle is an unseen horrific abomination?
- stop taking bins! i need those!!!
- what do you want mike wasouski?
- toothpick core
- unfortunately her ears lost all of her teeth
- if there’s an un-ticket then you’ll un-go
- no it makes perfect dollars
- we’re taking our missionary out for his enrichment
- your arm just says “lunch” and it makes me happy
- es hora de hacer linea de cocaina
- dude they got animal control over there and everything
- celestial parking
- deseret book is specifically trying to exclude me
- we need to find out what makes the cricket noise and cause g*nocide for them too
- he swallowed a rock
- i thought i ordered soda. they gave me clown juice
- *missionary brother explaining how to do a drug deal*
- the nest was very on fire
- it’s hard to attack someone that’s throwing fire at you
- everyone cover their phone microphones
- guacamole santo
- i don’t feel like death. death feels like me.
- we have the same mom, idiot
- a [first name] allen wrench?!
- i dont think its culturally appropriate for you to be a black guy
- strippers are above my pay grade.
- are you trying to *become* the enormous giant?!
- heparin tastes mtn dew adjacent
- boys will break your heart, girls will shatter your whole life
- everyone knows you’re always ready to fight
- that felt nice in my knee pits
- you’re not birthing another child today?!
- let me introduce you to my best friend zofran
- i’m going to sue stephen sondheim
- my adhd really comes out to play when you’re around
- random access disco
- i have two dumbbells in my backpack
- oh no i’ve been pointed at
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Idaho? They would never… how could they!
though… vampires are kind of attractive…
*sigh* i miss idaho :(
Nice… unrelated… video!
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shoutout to that Jill Valentine cosplayer in slc today who had like. A Wesker plush and like 3 Wesker pins. I was way too scared to approach you in my Wesker cosplay lol
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💥 Catch Up on the ’“Poisoned Husband Murder Trial” 💥
Utah vs. Kouri Richins—Day 1
Parental Advisory: This is a murder trial, ongoing on YouTube. If you want to catch up, this is Day One. Teens, tweens and young adults may be triggered.
#TW murder trial #TW poison #TW poisoned husband #TW Parental Guidance Strongly Advised #TW UT vs. Kouri Richins #TW Kouri Richins #law #court
@jennywritespdx
Posted Saturday, March 14, 2026
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Inspiration for a medium-sized traditional brick landscaping in the backyard with partial sun.