Siberian tiger cub - Ouwehands Dierenpark by Mandenno Photography

How are you guys killing yourselves over cookie run

TikTok question because I’m sick:

This is how the question goes

You gain the ability to shape shift, but only into one animal. What animal would you choose?

This power allows you to only shape shift into an animal of your choice and back to you current form.

Things to consider:

• the transformation is painless and near-instantaneous

• the animal must be real, no mythical creatures

• your clothes and anything you are holding will

“disappear” when you transform, but you will still be wearing your clothes and holding those objects once you turn back into a human

• you keep your human mind when in your animal form, but you are not able to speak, you can only make sounds your animal is capable of making

I choose to become a tiger 🐯. I don’t really know why, but I think it would be fun. That’s all I have to say

I thank you for your time

*poof* (green smoke left behind)

Theyre teasing this week!

Started off with the back of a baby tiger saying “guess who?” The little hearts/petals are so cute! He is a tiger in a new April 18th blind bag release “Adventure series” that i posted a video on too. Fingers crossed he isn’t lonely like Lionel the Lion and his son 🤣

Then 2 days later they drop “a family watching the stars, who??” No photos yet but its looking like an owl family? I first noticed the new clothes..wizard/celestial robe vibes? The babies i first thought were Persian cats but the ears looked off…then I saw the wing and bird feet peaking out! Baby owls are super fuzzy so would make sense to have them flocked similar to the Persian cats!

Margarita Nazarova, Russian animal trainer

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1. manatee. would be my fursona if i could draw it. i feel such a kinship with these fat little beasts and their beautiful snouts and kind small eyes… i will single-handedly protect them from extinction and boat rudders

2. pigs. might as well lump in boars as well… the “you’re a fat pig” insult doesn’t work on me because i love these pink fuzzy things… like ok… so you’re calling me adorable?

3. orangutan. i lowkey believe that indonesian folktale where they can talk but choose not to because they don’t want to be put to work. such wise beings and i love that their babies look like little red humans

4. the humble kitty cat. i have 4 so i’m biased in this regard. so soft, so spirited, such beautiful personalities and the meow is one of the best sounds in the world

5. the beluga… i am obsessed with the arctic. i mentioned this before but i’m like kalaallit nunaat’s biggest fan. did you know they can mimic human speech? love them but mattak looks very tasty 🤤 i would jump at the chance to try some (sorry, a bit morbid!)

6. all horsies but more specifically przewalski’s horse… i love you and all your cave paintings. so majestic. i used to be afraid of horses but now i am in awe of their majesty.

7. seals! the emoji i use to refer to myself on social media is this 🦭. also cute and chubby. i recognize these are popular to like right now, but who give a shit? also an arctic animal. i would love to wear sealskin pelts they look so soft

8. the orca… i am always willing to jump to their defense. every time someone talks about how violent they are, i’m like “WTF did you just say?!?!” those are fighting words. blackfish changed my life forever.

9. ok i’d be lying if i didn’t say dog. but more specifically, my favorite breed of dog is perhaps the bull terrier. bull terriers remind me of jon bernthal’s punisher for some reason. also greyhounds. my pops (grandfather) used to have a retired racing dog named easy. she was so skittish but a beautiful horse of a dog. i personally own chihuahuas and they are terrible, but i love them.

10. beetle grub. doesn’t matter what kind. these babies are SOOO cute. i love picking them up and putting them in a safe place when they get lost

Absolutely DISGUSTING that tigers are dangerous and deadly predators. Gimme the kitty. I wanna pet the kitty.