That is very thoughtful of you I will cherish it yeah it’s always those pesky kids messing with my stuff they have no respect over boomerangs but you you always respect it which you’re always my best buddy.
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NSFW alphabet - Soldier
finally continuing with these. i thought i had lost this one, but it was actually just saved as a draft in another blog i had.
G/N!reader (leaning male, but I tried to be inclusive!)
smut under the cut!
MDNI!! Minors and blank blogs will be blocked!
[[MORE]]A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Gonna be honest, the worst out of all the mercs. You are barely getting anything on a good day, and most days he’ll just give you a quick ‘good job, cadet!’ and roll over and fall asleep. If you complain enough, he’ll try to be better, but you’re most likely going to have to do it yourself.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself, it’s his arms. He’s a strong American man!! Of course he’s gonna be proud of the guns! Plain and simple as that.
On you, he seems like a hips kinda guy. The bigger the better, but he also likes something he can wrap his hands around completely. Honestly cannot go wrong here, no matter what shape you are. He tends to dig his nails in when holding your hips <3
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He’s a cum eater. He’ll pull out and come somewhere on your body, then he’ll run his tongue up and down, cleaning you all up. He’d lick his fingers after giving you a hand job. (He’s also a swallower, so use that information how you please!)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I don’t think he has any dirty secrets. He’s upfront with what he wants, and doesn’t hide much. I suppose there are a few things that would take a while for him to get comfortable with the idea of doing it with you, but for the most part, he’s a very honest man.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
It would be really funny if he knew exactly what he was doing. I’d say he’s not necessarily experienced, but learns quickly. (After all, he had multiple kids with Zhanna in the comics, he’s gotta have some level of knowing what he’s doing for that to happen!) There’s also the fact that his military days were most likely gay as hell. So…
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Pretty simple, pretty basic. Missionary. What else would you expect from the most stereotypical American? However, he’d be down to try literally any other position. On second thought, I think it might be 69. Something about him just screams oral fixation to me.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He tries to be serious, and expects you to take him 100% seriously, but sometimes it can get a little silly here and there. But managing to make him laugh during sex is an impressive feat. Usually it’s accompanied with him gloating about something, rather than anything actually goofy or silly.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Do not think for a second that this man knows a single thing about personal hygiene.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Nottttt really. He tries, of course. But the fact that him trying kind of turns him into a drill sergeant will take away any romantic atmosphere. Occasionally he’ll be rattling off about some random thought during the act, and he’ll say something unintentionally sweet. You’d probably have to guide him through how to be intimate, and even then it isn’t always going to work if you want a sweeter atmosphere.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He’s jerked off to a picture of the statue of liberty before.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Praise kink for sure, he’d enjoy roleplaying as well. Just imagine a military setting, you as his subordinate, and him using that power dynamic to pound some sense into you. (both figuratively and literally.)
Also might be a little bit into bondage. Just a bit. He likes to see where his strength levels are at and tries to fight against it. Lord forbid if he actually breaks free, your ass is not walking tomorrow.
He bites.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His room ONLY. Sometimes, but rarely your room. It’s the only place he feels like he can truly let his guard down, so please don’t suggest anything else. Once you’re behind those doors though, anywhere in his room is on the table.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You getting mad. He finds it very manly and impressive if you just fly off the handle at someone. It’s not a dom/sub thing, he swears on his life. (It is. Please give him strict orders. He will follow them to a T and will have never been more turned on in his life.)
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything related to voyeurism or exhibitionism. He may be a proud man willing to fight in any form (nude, mostly), but with something as intimate as the act of sex itself, he doesn’t want to feel unsafe or like his guard can’t be let down. For someone pretty shameless, he has a lot of anxiety over it when it comes time for the actual act.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Oral king. He has an oral fixation, I just can’t prove it yet… Let me tell you, he learned something back in his military days, and it sure as hell wasn’t what war crimes not to commit. Giving and receiving, both good. He is really good at blowjobs. He might get a bit spluttery or bashful if you ask him how, but he’s good at them regardless. He also loves receiving. Makes him feel important or strong.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Boy howdy are you going to need some ice afterwards, because it is a bumpy ride. There is no feasible way to get Soldier to slow down unless he is dead tired, otherwise you better get used to him going at it like an animal.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Nope. Nuh uh. Well- maybe. It depends on how quick, and where you’re at. If you’re still at the base and wanna go real quick then yeah, he probably can as long as it’s in his room as always. Otherwise, he’d prefer not to.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He’s a 'try everything once’ kinda guy. he’s got a pretty good spirit for adventure! But as previously stated, it has to be something that can be done in the bedroom. Anywhere else and he feels unsafe and exposed.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
That man is an animal, but I’m afraid to say he tired out incredibly quickly. One, maybe two rounds tops. He can last quite a while, but if you’re coming, he’s coming.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He’s a believer that ain’t nothing beats the real thing, so sadly, no.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He teases. So much. Granted, he is a master at dirty talk, but you’re gonna have to sit through quite a bit of ceaseless jabbering just because he talks so much. Hope you’re into that!!
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Groaner. Thinks moaning or whining is unmanly, so keeps those to a minimum. He’ll seethe and breathe hard through gritted teeth, and very, very occasionally let out a whimper or two when he’s coming, but don’t you dare ask him for any specific noises or poke fun at the ones he makes.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He is actually… super insecure about anything sexuality related. It might just be how professional he tries to be, or the fact that he’s a 'manly man’, but he does not fare well with any degradation, as well as preferring to keep all talk of anything sexual behind closed doors.
(This ties back to his praise kink. Tell him he’s doing good, and that it’s okay to feel like this. Please.)
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Average. Not anything too special, but he’s got no thoughts on it himself.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It’s a bit hard to tell, since he’s just… always kinda like that. One big tell for when he’s itching to go is he’ll be abnormally quiet. He’ll still yell and act like his usual self, but speaking will be less frequent. When he’s really quiet around you is when you know he is yearning hard.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Out like a light. Of course he’ll do the nightly check of his room to make sure there’s nothing waiting for a surprise attack, but the second he lays his head on that pillow he is gone.
He snores. Snork mimimi style.
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Ain’t neva drink sparkling water before
Someone gotta tell me what it’s like drinkin’ dat
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I would totally buy a mixtape from American Boot he makes amazing music and is a good dj I could listen to his voice forever.
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Medic and scout
Scout: [Something completely stupid]
Medic: did you get dropped on the head as a baby by chance?
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Peeks my head here
HEY
HEY YALL. YES YALL…
I was wonderin…
I’ve been thinking about this a bit,,,,, if I did, id nost likely start with a one shot, probably about my little pathetic medic guy named Harbin! He’s got lots of lore to em and hes also my favorite rn,,, but if any of you have suggestions or better ideas on how to start, please god tell me I need to hear it. I have literally never written fanfiction before besides playing frantic fanfic with friends in the past. Any advice is appreciated. Thank you!!!
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Fury of the Flame
This took way too long to make, probably because the new chapter for TBTF came out and the excitement made me unable to draw for a while lmao. Other than that, I’m really happy on how this turned out! I had a lot of fun with drawing the lava and playing with the colors! All i have to do now is MegaByte’s limit fusion thingy, I haven’t really found a name for it yet.
Softlock is a fusion between Mono and TBTF’s Cheavy (TBTF belong to @medics-secret-shipfic-folder)
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My sona/oc again! Art by my friend on discord! Yes I ship him with CBS cuz he has a similar personality as CBS- come fight me if you get sensitive about this. His pet is called Crikey! :D
