One mans Trash

What part of tumblr will be the new pdf are we not getting?

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

how are westerners so thoroughly programmed that even when you see the violence of your empire, you parrot the same lies used to sell that violence. “bombing a school is wrong but the iranian people should be freed from the regime—” “abducting a president is wrong but the venezuelan people should be freed from the regime—” “starving people with sanctions is wrong but the cuban people should be freed from the regime —” the western people need to be freed from the regimes that brainwashed you, and I mean that

that post where someone got one of the original tsukihime trial editions but when they got the package the US Customs apparently destroyed the floppy disk inside hurts, holy shit

pain

What the actual fuck?

please god it would be so funny

proud owner of a sonos 5500 ultrasound machine

every day you live is one day closer to this being true :)

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the matrix: revisited (2001)

The masculine side of Morpheus is really evident in the Matrix and his feminine side is evident in the Neb.

hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor

can dudes not just chill anymore

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i’ll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

i really love this piece - bird window collision deterrents should absolutely be mandatory for large buildings not only in NY, but nationwide. designing architecture to not kill the world around us should be the norm.

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don’t leave this in the comments!

I think Robin cared about the people in the sense that she did not want to be responsible for Crocodile getting his hand on a WMD, but she did help orchestrate a civil war that killed and displaced a bunch of ordinary joes.

this is literally how it is

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

pushed pork

every Porsche vehicle in Russia stopped working, for reasons that are unclear but apparently related to their anti-theft satellite connection, and I need everyone to understand that this is bad.

it’s bad if this was intentional and a company can just decide to brick your car remotely whenever they like. it’s bad if this was accidental and your car needs a constant connection to a satellite or it stops functioning.

it’s bad even though it’s Porsche because if they can do it to rich people with luxury cars they can do it to anyone. it’s bad even though it’s Russia because a) not every Russian is responsible for the acts of the Russian government and b) if they can do it in Russia they can do it anywhere.

this is not a “lol Russia get pwned” moment, this is another example of corporations ending the concept of ownership.

this is stuck in my head now

here we are this joyous day

SpongeBob big guy pants okay

some of you are mentally unwell bc your reusable water bottle is filled with black mold go wash that shit

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi i was drinking mold all my freshman year and got the most sick ive ever been in my life here’s good ways to avoid that shit:

number one rule is get stainless steel shit. stainless steel water bottle stainless steel straw, you dont want that rubber plastic etc shit it grows mold like a mf. turns out that was the main culprit of what happened to me, my reusable water bottle was plastic and it didn’t matter how much i let it soak or cleaned it out.

get this either if you can or can’t afford the stainless steel stuff and just be really on cleaning it; staw cleaner looks like this:

and get one its mammas the bottle cleaner for your cup:

this one is 3 dollars you get soap in there and spin this shit around and push it up and down and the mold will be begging for mercy

My additional piece of advice: get a pack of denture cleaning tablets. These are especially good if you use your bottle for anything other than water (squash, coffee etc) or if you’ve got a built in straw with awkward curvy bits.

You put that tablet in the bottle, add hot water, let it fizz and soak for a bit and hey presto, any stains or discolouration or weird little crevices are suddenly removed of their hidden nasty bits.

My niece kept saying her water bottle tasted weird, and she washed it and washed it, and then me and my mum were like GIVE IT HERE and we put a denture tablet in it and added the straw to it and it started fizzing up the straw and all this black gunk started coming out the weird curvy bits of the fitted straw like a Coke-mentos experiment.

It’ll taste slightly minty unless you rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse but that’s not a terrible thing, and let’s face it, denture tablets are for cleaning dentures so, you know, designed to clean things that go in mouths.

Anyway: wash your water bottles! Wash your flasks! More often than you think you need to!! Keep denture tablets in the cupboard!!

Another thing you should look for when buying NO SEAMS!!. the vessel part that holds the liquid should be one smooth piece, there has been cases of lead solder being used in these, and it gives cracks that are hard to clean

. I’ve also seen recommended you can get disinfection tablets for baby equipment that is a good idea to sanitize everything.

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

Hang on I need to look something up

i hate living in seasoning city

me: i can’t do anything… i don’t know what my life is anymore…

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

Daily gratitude

• I don’t have kids
• I don’t spend money on nicotine
• I don’t gamble my money away on sports
• I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions
• My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

DUDE NO WAY

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

sun wukong… very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

just learned americans have different standard paper sizes than everyone else. what do you MEAN you don’t have A4 as the standard. what do you mean your standard paper size isn’t even the same size as an A4. apparently it’s like. ’letter’ and ’legal’ and whatever else. help!!!

this is so scary

That has to be false. That’s misinformation hold on

holy fucking shit

We’re doing paper wrong too?? Fucking bizarro land country. I hate it here. I hate it for reasons utterly unrelated to the paper thing, but still.