I love canon-compliant chelldos but sometimes I wish they could make out sloppy style

What if. TADS (The Aperture Digital Simulation)

i’m gonna post these sillies a lot… over time… who wants to see lego sentry turret go on adventures

thank you much @inexplicabledetective i WONT kill medoh next session i promise

a little smth to take the edge off after a long day

no walks through the portal today

Testing out my new metallic pen

I think valve should give us the sfm files to the portal 2 videos like they did with TF2

so Pinterest has this new update where it notifies you when it’s a boards birthday and it looks like it’s trying to remind me of the time I gave it serious brain damage

No the fuck I did not

what comes next?

before we head into the finale, i feel i should do a bit of planning, and engage in the time honored tradition of making your audience choose for you. so here i am, starting up a poll that will last for one week, to let you decide what level pack i do first, and potentially, what order i should do the rest in, depeding on how the poll goes. so get voting and look out to see what comes first!

to help you decide, here are the descriptions of each level pack, to get a feeling for what you’re voting for

back to the future: a hill valley time travel adventure

Marty McFly has been catapulted back to 1950s Hill Valley when an experiment carried out by his oddball scientist friend Doc Brown goes wrong. Now he needs your help to find a way of travelling back to the future to rescue his friend! Build Marty, attach him to his LEGO® Toy Tag and place him on the LEGO Toy Pad to see him come to life in the game. Activate his special Sonar Smash ability to help him solve in-game puzzles and overpower enemies, and when he needs a time-traveling boost, add the rebuildable 3-in-1 DeLorean Time Machine and Hoverboard into the game!

the mysterious voyage of homer: a springfield adventure

Despite Marge’s advice, Homer has consumed a plate of Chief Wiggum’s Guatemalan Insanity Peppers at the Springfield Chili Cook-Off, and needs your help to uncover the riddles of the Coyote and seek out his soul mate! Attach Homer to the LEGO® Toy Tag and place him on the LEGO Toy Pad to see him spring to life in the game. Activate his Sonar Smash and Big Transform abilities to overcome obstacles and defeat enemies. When Springfield’s favorite dad needs assistance, send in the rebuildable 3-in-1 Homer’s Car and Taunt-o-Vision to help save the day and win back the affections of Marge and the rest of the Simpson family in this exciting puzzle-filled world!

aperture science: a portal 2 adventure

Armed with only her portal gun and her wits, journey as Chell and battle through the newly rebuilt Portal® 2 Aperture Science Test Labs filled with puzzles, thermal discouragement beams, neurotoxins and GLaDOS! Build Chell, attach her to the LEGO® Toy Tag and place her on the LEGO Toy Pad to see her spring to life in the game. Activate her special Acrobat and Portal Gun abilities to overcome obstacles and defeat enemies, and if she’s in a tight spot, call in the rebuildable 3-in-1 Companion Cube and Sentry Turret to help her escape from GLaDOS and Portal’s puzzle-filled world!

the dalek extermination of earth: an adventure in space and time

Armed with only her portal gun and her wits, journey as Chell and battle through the newly rebuilt Portal® 2 Aperture Science Test Labs filled with puzzles, thermal discouragement beams, neurotoxins and GLaDOS! Build Chell, attach her to the LEGO® Toy Tag and place her on the LEGO Toy Pad to see her spring to life in the game. Activate her special Acrobat and Portal Gun abilities to overcome obstacles and defeat enemies, and if she’s in a tight spot, call in the rebuildable 3-in-1 Companion Cube and Sentry Turret to help her escape from GLaDOS and Portal’s puzzle-filled world!

ghostbusters: a spook central adventure

Help Peter Venkman and the rest of the Ghostbusters™ save New York (and the world!) from Gozer once and for all. Build Dr. Venkman, attach him to his LEGO® Toy Tag and place him on the LEGO Toy Pad to see him come to life in the game. Activate his Laser Deflector, Suspend Ghosts and Hazard Protection abilities to solve puzzles and overpower enemies, and when he needs an extra ghost-hunting boost, add the rebuildable 3-in-1 Ecto-1 or the Ghost Trap into the game!

retro wreckage: over 20 classic arcade games

Your favorite retro Midway Arcade™ characters have escaped from their games, and Gamer Kid needs your help to put them back where they belong! Build Gamer Kid, attach him to his LEGO® Toy Tag and place him on the LEGO Toy Pad to see him come to life in the game. Activate his Stealth, Laser, Speed, Invulnerability and Super Strength abilities to solve puzzles and overpower enemies. When he needs a power-up, add the rebuildable 3-in-1 G-6155 Spy Hunter car or Arcade Machine into the game!

Au slop..,,,

This fic only exists by virtue of the fact that Kayne in S3 is just that level of unpredictable that sure, he could send Arthur and John to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center due to boredom.

Other than that it’s utter crack but at least I’m having fun here.

Hi I made a GLaDOS cosplay in Roblox ok bye

This or be sent back to heaven 🌈

“Cave Johnson here, I’ve overheard the lab boys talking about how woke it is that my most trusted assistant Caroline is a woman, which got me thinking. Maybe if we invented some kind of Anti-woke device you idiots would finally stop slacking off! Get to it!”

Azönce portalın yeni videosunu izledim Elisa Lam hakkında ve tumblr'ı ne kadar özlediğimi farkettim. Burası diğer sosyal medya araçlarına göre daha samimi ve gösterişten uzaktı hâlâ öyle mi?

TBM St.Malo

“One day they woke me up so I could live forever. It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.”

“Goodbye, my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny, if it weren’t so sad.”

You cannot say she isn’t both ragebaiting and also just being a lesbian trying so hard to flirt with a (maybe into girls) omg

Fired up my chainsaw this morning and cut off a slice of wood, felt creativity rising in my Demonic Soul so I made this beautiful wall art

My black paint was mixed with semen in thoughts of Satanic domination and the rise of SATAN on earth so in a way this piece also acts as a Demonic Portal and Infernal Powrr along with the special sigils

The bloody baby head represents abortion and the fall of mankind, the rise of Hell on Earth, it’s black eyes represent the transformation of the human soul through the Black Flames of the ABYSS

The slime off to the right is an egg I threw at the wall in rage and anger, it’s added creativity to the overall dread current madness of my work

I don’t know why but the start up to cold winds genuinely sounds like a portal song

I couldn’t tell you why