This is what happens when you have a team of bad writers whose job it is to write stories for people who can’t fucking read
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Movie theaters should invest in bendy straws. Especially if they’re gonna have reclining seats
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The trademark of all cookie run games, but especially kingdom, is cool ideas with absolute dogshit execution.
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Im still hung up on how bad the acting was for Dark Enchantress. Hello? Directioooon where are yoooouuu? Where were the other takes??? I dont remember exactly what the line was, but there was one where she CLEARY said it wrong, like it was written, “Something, something. Something!” But she read it more like “Something. Something something!” You know what I mean? Did she not have another take y'all could use???
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Fucking tumblr “We dont support this media format yet”
PNGS???????? YOU DONT SUPPORT PNGS???????????
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Me, knowing full well that the second my parents aren’t there to judge me, what little structure i have in my life will collaspe: I need to move out
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I’m not a furry but I wish I can live my next life as a cat
think about it. No bills. No work. No learning the complexities of the world.
I’d be trotting around cities or chilling in a house with a giant human
only worrying about when I’ll eat today and who to have babies with or beat up instead of radical politics and how much money I’d make and the mistakes I made during my life
and I’d be very cute
I would love that
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Man, all through my childhood i was told “You should get at least one hour of physical activity a day to stay healthy!” But now I’m an adult with a job and chronic illness, and suddenly the 30-40 hours a week i spend moving and lifting shit at work “doesn’t count.” What kind of bullshit is that!
