the reblog now button is my nemesis
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meldric woke me up crying at my door because of the thunder at 1am so i had to sleep in my mom’s bed with him because he’s scared of the floor in my room and wouldn’t get up on my bed. and this dumbass wouldn’t stop pushing my legs off the side of the bed for some reason??
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i half-watched a tubi original recently where i guess kids had a 1% chance of becoming infected with some disease so all adults rejected children from society or something, or the kids carried diseases that were dangerous to adults, or whatever. idk i was barely paying attention. anyway what killed me was they were talking about escaping to the border & mentioned a 10ft wall & ‘la migra’ & i was so taken aback i stopped jerking off which yes is why i wasn’t paying attention. i was like. oh okay we’re just killing all allegory here
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seeing how student workers in financial aid are treated vs how i was treated in one of the offices i worked in 😬
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SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES after i get off the table and these motherfuckers are saying there’s nothing wrong with my back
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accidentally taught winnie to road rage and they said “go faster dumbass” to a subaru
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val definitely milks the hell out of jason turning 30 in 2018. & btw val is only 4 years younger than him =_=
